Arthur Wyatt (festive)
@arthurwyatt.bsky.social
Based in Seattle. Writes comics (Judge Dredd is the one you’ve heard of), makes web stuff for a living. I am being folk horror for Halloween.
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My feelings on piracy are very colored by my years working as an erotic writer for hire, because every pirate was all "I'm jerking off to your work without paying for it to punish you for choosing a dissolute profession! I have the moral high ground here!"
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My feelings on piracy are very colored by my years working as an erotic writer for hire, because every pirate was all "I'm jerking off to your work without paying for it to punish you for choosing a dissolute profession! I have the moral high ground here!"
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I have a near-future thriller coming out next June about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I have a near-future thriller coming out next June about an obstetrician who gets kidnapped by a cult!
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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Since everyone asked, here’s the recipe:
- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
Mmm made my dad’s cherry pineapple ham for the first time for an early thanksgiving dinner and it’s incredible.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Since everyone asked, here’s the recipe:
- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
- bone in raw ham
- preheat to 350
- pin pineapples and cherries with toothpicks all up and down it
- save the juice and add a little pineapple juice and a bag of brown sugar
- cook for 3 hours
- score it 1 hour in
- baste it every 30 min
- cut, soak, serve
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Black Friday is proceeded by Unsubscribe Wednesday, as your inbox starts flooding with sales emails from companies you had no idea had your email address.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Black Friday is proceeded by Unsubscribe Wednesday, as your inbox starts flooding with sales emails from companies you had no idea had your email address.
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another Lizza article is circulating, which reminds me to tap the sign reminding you to please support independent, worker-run, billionaire and felch-free news outlets when and how you can. if you can spare some $, here's some w/NewsMatch, which will 2x your donation through the end of the year!
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November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
another Lizza article is circulating, which reminds me to tap the sign reminding you to please support independent, worker-run, billionaire and felch-free news outlets when and how you can. if you can spare some $, here's some w/NewsMatch, which will 2x your donation through the end of the year!
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It's not just that the United States has stopped trying to promote liberal democratic ideas internationally. It's that the United States is actively trying to promote the contrary. It's trying to turn more countries into Hungary.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
U.S. to Press Europe and Other Allies on ‘Mass Migration,’ Document Says
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's not just that the United States has stopped trying to promote liberal democratic ideas internationally. It's that the United States is actively trying to promote the contrary. It's trying to turn more countries into Hungary.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
we are out of town for Thanksgiving, away from the cats, but the place we are staying has a loaner.
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
we are out of town for Thanksgiving, away from the cats, but the place we are staying has a loaner.
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I just think of all the great journalists who have been laid off. Rolling Stone did another round this week, and then we have these circus freaks.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I just think of all the great journalists who have been laid off. Rolling Stone did another round this week, and then we have these circus freaks.
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That is one loyal sugar baby. And she didn't even get real sugar. She got Splenda all while poisoning the rest of us.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
That is one loyal sugar baby. And she didn't even get real sugar. She got Splenda all while poisoning the rest of us.
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reporting the news “inverted pyramid” style (giving a 50mg edible to an Egyptian mason and having him do it)
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
reporting the news “inverted pyramid” style (giving a 50mg edible to an Egyptian mason and having him do it)
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PETER THIEL: that's super problematic, not building the Tournament Nexus is antichrist-coded
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
PETER THIEL: that's super problematic, not building the Tournament Nexus is antichrist-coded
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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I like how the X-Men and Starjammers all agree on "Sleazoid" being the correct slur for the Brood. Wolverine's a real trend-setter of slurs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I like how the X-Men and Starjammers all agree on "Sleazoid" being the correct slur for the Brood. Wolverine's a real trend-setter of slurs.
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Something also very cruel about this argument, considering the number of people I see who do art for a living that are constantly struggling to make ends meet. The same people whose works get scraped/stolen by the people who make this argument in the first place.
November 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Something also very cruel about this argument, considering the number of people I see who do art for a living that are constantly struggling to make ends meet. The same people whose works get scraped/stolen by the people who make this argument in the first place.
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Important UFO dork update
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Important UFO dork update
Fully expect Dems to now fall over themselves to support putting more national guard in DC for dumb and unclear reasons, because that’s the kind of idiots they are.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Fully expect Dems to now fall over themselves to support putting more national guard in DC for dumb and unclear reasons, because that’s the kind of idiots they are.
Oh it’s very clear.
Pete Hegseth says Trump has asked him to add 500 more National Guard troops to Washington D.C.
It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
x.com/dowresponse/...
It's unclear why he seems to be smirking throughout much of this.
x.com/dowresponse/...
November 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh it’s very clear.
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You may not like it, but experts agree this is what beautiful genius babies do 24/7
October 3, 2023 at 11:37 AM
You may not like it, but experts agree this is what beautiful genius babies do 24/7
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BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
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Woman & White Cat — Will Barnet, 1971
Screenprint
Screenprint
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Woman & White Cat — Will Barnet, 1971
Screenprint
Screenprint
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In the era of AI it’s more crucial than ever that social media sites add a serif to the lower case L
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Came So Close to Getting the Joke
What the Georgia representative learned in Washington
www.theatlantic.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
MGT has seen her networth jump from $700k to $25 million since joining Congress in 2021. And she served juuust long enough to get a lifetime tax payer-funded pension.
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
She got the joke.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...