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just a few snail beers
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Everyone making fun of his shoes is an idiot. They’re a one of a kind factory misprint and worth thousands of dollars, like a magic card where the black lotus is upside down
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages

worker 2: sacre bleu!

worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Jucika plays a modular set
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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We are the daughters of the cats Alf couldn't eat
November 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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playing The Shield (PS2), the game that pioneered the Getting Suspended By Your Boss Meter
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I figured out the exact problem with your car. Check out the image below for more info
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Kimchi should have an enormous amount of protein in it. Just shocking. Like you check because you think “how much protein could lettuce and spices have” and it turns out it’s more than an equal weight of chicken.
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
seeing one of those “amazingly efficient Japanese method of folding t-shirts!” videos online and folding all my True Classics into cranes and frogs
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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on your first day in prison, go up to the biggest inmate in there and ask them for the syllabus- it's actually more helpful than you think
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There used to be a commercial for a local martial arts place where a guy gets two handloads of things out of the freezer and then realizes his hands are too full to close it and roundhouse kicks it closed cue name of martial arts school and now I only think “man that’s like really bad for the door”
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Can we get Turturro to play this guy
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
[lighting the bong for Samuel l Jackson] that’s right Sam I think they’re all bullshitting
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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A grocery store for people who have adhd. They sell individual kraft singles, loose cigarettes, 'some' lettuce, etc
February 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
there’s a popularMarriage Poster who discusses mental load etc stuff but once in a while she’ll post how her husband will plan a vacation for them, get babysitting, transportation and hotel (all fine!!) but also pick specific clothes for her wear and pack them and sister your image below is showing
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the other evening on my way home from the store I saw a teen carrying a skateboard wearing whatever it they call jncos now and a t-shirt that said “I ♥️ dominant women” and you know what I think their generation’s gonna be alright
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
had a Same Hat today on the street with a guy drinking out of the exact same coffee thermos I was drinking out of and tried to subtly toast him but he didn’t notice alack alas but still counts as good portent
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
originally Bonnie Tyler cut the demo as “partial eclipse of the heart” but her production team and manager felt like it was missing that punch that could take it from a good if not great song to a certified hit. The rest, as they say, is history.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
2007
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Tattoos ought to be HSA/FSA eligible as mental health expenses.
November 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
That name you trust in consumer goods: Gbnryg. What’s that name again? Gbnryg.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM