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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
This sounds like something starring jimmy stewart before he was big
February 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
This sounds like something starring jimmy stewart before he was big
HR manager doing the full dizzy Gillespie cheeks exhale when another bizarre complaint about you hits their desk “slapped me with glove and demanded satisfaction before asking unrelated question re database config”
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
HR manager doing the full dizzy Gillespie cheeks exhale when another bizarre complaint about you hits their desk “slapped me with glove and demanded satisfaction before asking unrelated question re database config”
He was great in Rules of Attraction which is not like a fantastic movie but I saw it at the precise right time to see it
February 11, 2026 at 7:45 PM
He was great in Rules of Attraction which is not like a fantastic movie but I saw it at the precise right time to see it
He has to be kept in a sensory deprivation tank when he’s not being used, we absolutely can’t have him try to do anything timely
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
He has to be kept in a sensory deprivation tank when he’s not being used, we absolutely can’t have him try to do anything timely
“Look the problem with taking advice from ChatGPT rather than a lawyer is…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“Look the problem with taking advice from ChatGPT rather than a lawyer is…”
They also don’t resolve it in any way at the end!! Monica just gets fired and they all hug. Complete cop out!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
They also don’t resolve it in any way at the end!! Monica just gets fired and they all hug. Complete cop out!!
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Not that people weren’t doing that just if you got your start AND made it big recording mix tapes doing it live is a completely different skill set that you never had to develop and suddenly 5000 people want to see you do SOMETHING live
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Not that people weren’t doing that just if you got your start AND made it big recording mix tapes doing it live is a completely different skill set that you never had to develop and suddenly 5000 people want to see you do SOMETHING live
That and I think a lot of rappers are probably like “listen if you expect me to get up there and flawlessly rap my entire album in one take that’s not a realistic expectation”
February 10, 2026 at 9:44 PM
That and I think a lot of rappers are probably like “listen if you expect me to get up there and flawlessly rap my entire album in one take that’s not a realistic expectation”
So I watched a few videos of live rap shows some time ago and apparently for the younger rappers having a backing vocal track of yourself and just kind of rapping with it for not the whole track is par for the course/expected by audiences??
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
So I watched a few videos of live rap shows some time ago and apparently for the younger rappers having a backing vocal track of yourself and just kind of rapping with it for not the whole track is par for the course/expected by audiences??
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
a hot dog so basic you start wondering if it’s really worth the $16
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
a hot dog so basic you start wondering if it’s really worth the $16
Wegovy recalled, numerous marinas closed, fishing licenses suspended, due to spreading outbreak of Ahab’s Monomania
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Wegovy recalled, numerous marinas closed, fishing licenses suspended, due to spreading outbreak of Ahab’s Monomania
Not a single time I’ve tried. at least three times a day I say either to myself or my wife or my boss or coworkers “how the hell is it [time]”
February 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Not a single time I’ve tried. at least three times a day I say either to myself or my wife or my boss or coworkers “how the hell is it [time]”
“I came in third for you” tough sell man
February 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
“I came in third for you” tough sell man
No exchange? Believe me no one has ever needed to exchange Mage #9
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 PM
No exchange? Believe me no one has ever needed to exchange Mage #9
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Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
We’ve killed “cellar door”
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
We’ve killed “cellar door”
I got a whole whiteboard up for tonight’s scheduling
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I got a whole whiteboard up for tonight’s scheduling
I don’t think this is much a Heated Rivalry spoiler but your call to keep reading. the last episode of the season had what is I think a television first: two guys having “making a baby”-coded sex
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don’t think this is much a Heated Rivalry spoiler but your call to keep reading. the last episode of the season had what is I think a television first: two guys having “making a baby”-coded sex
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
“Walden”, Henry David Thoreau, 1854
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“Walden”, Henry David Thoreau, 1854