This is the “work” iteration of “im leaving my spouse for an LLM” - people are convinced something is Happening when all that is happening is that their brains are slowly becoming corroded by figurative battery acid they’re completely hooked on injecting into the holes in their head
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 10:53 PM
This is the “work” iteration of “im leaving my spouse for an LLM” - people are convinced something is Happening when all that is happening is that their brains are slowly becoming corroded by figurative battery acid they’re completely hooked on injecting into the holes in their head
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Mulder falls deeply in love with his 4o girlfriend and then OpenAI deletes her right after she promises to help him find his sister. Episode ends with him screaming “Bring her back!” and the Cigarette-Smoking Man just chuckles and says “Do you even know which one you mean?”
February 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Mulder falls deeply in love with his 4o girlfriend and then OpenAI deletes her right after she promises to help him find his sister. Episode ends with him screaming “Bring her back!” and the Cigarette-Smoking Man just chuckles and says “Do you even know which one you mean?”
Without commenting on the quality of the work, the personage responsible etc etc I feel like the “‘Wuthering Heights’ isn’t accurate to the book” discourse is conspicuously avoiding allowing into evidence literally every adaptation of a novel made in the 1970s
February 15, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Without commenting on the quality of the work, the personage responsible etc etc I feel like the “‘Wuthering Heights’ isn’t accurate to the book” discourse is conspicuously avoiding allowing into evidence literally every adaptation of a novel made in the 1970s
Never mind the fact that this cartoon can be read in two very different ways (worried mom/thirsty mom) - I really like the fact that the cartoonist has depicted every version of Hipster from 1950 to 2010 in one guy.
February 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Never mind the fact that this cartoon can be read in two very different ways (worried mom/thirsty mom) - I really like the fact that the cartoonist has depicted every version of Hipster from 1950 to 2010 in one guy.
Mychart has coded my vasectomy as a “minor office procedure” and listen maybe for YOU
February 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Mychart has coded my vasectomy as a “minor office procedure” and listen maybe for YOU
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🎵30 softly focused brightly colored eyes🎵
15 Top Class Big Titty Wives
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
🎵30 softly focused brightly colored eyes🎵
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
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Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Cupid is interesting because until I was a parent I didn’t understand the idea of a baby who gets to decide when two people have sex
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"Get that puss off your face! You're not walking around this house with a puss on your face! The Dow is over 50,000! What's wrong with you? You're like a crazy person! The Dow is over 50,000 and you've got a puss on your face!"
February 14, 2026 at 12:45 AM
"Get that puss off your face! You're not walking around this house with a puss on your face! The Dow is over 50,000! What's wrong with you? You're like a crazy person! The Dow is over 50,000 and you've got a puss on your face!"
Henny Youngman didn’t die for this
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Henny Youngman didn’t die for this
Depends what you’re into: we got Harry Chapin, we got Lou Ferrigno, we got Robert Anton Wilson whose portrait was NOT hung up in the alumni hall may I add
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Depends what you’re into: we got Harry Chapin, we got Lou Ferrigno, we got Robert Anton Wilson whose portrait was NOT hung up in the alumni hall may I add
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mister treehorn treats objects like women
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
mister treehorn treats objects like women
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Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
February 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today I woke up at 2 AM. Instead of falling back asleep my brain decided to conjure up these images which haunted my mind palace until properly expelled
“Look the problem with taking advice from ChatGPT rather than a lawyer is…”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
“It doesn’t have to be good. It just has to be finished.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“Look the problem with taking advice from ChatGPT rather than a lawyer is…”
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
a hot dog so basic you start wondering if it’s really worth the $16
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
a hot dog so basic you start wondering if it’s really worth the $16
Wegovy recalled, numerous marinas closed, fishing licenses suspended, due to spreading outbreak of Ahab’s Monomania
February 10, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Wegovy recalled, numerous marinas closed, fishing licenses suspended, due to spreading outbreak of Ahab’s Monomania
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Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Something to keep in mind the next time the city tries to repurpose parking and drivers complain that every last car is necessary at all times. The storm was two weeks ago.
I don’t think this is much a Heated Rivalry spoiler but your call to keep reading. the last episode of the season had what is I think a television first: two guys having “making a baby”-coded sex
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I don’t think this is much a Heated Rivalry spoiler but your call to keep reading. the last episode of the season had what is I think a television first: two guys having “making a baby”-coded sex
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
“Walden”, Henry David Thoreau, 1854
February 8, 2026 at 11:21 PM
“Walden”, Henry David Thoreau, 1854
I am forty one years old and today for the first time in my life I did “cash back” for a credit card purchase and had to negotiate the guy from the twenty I wanted to the “one or two” he was offering to a solid five.
February 8, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I am forty one years old and today for the first time in my life I did “cash back” for a credit card purchase and had to negotiate the guy from the twenty I wanted to the “one or two” he was offering to a solid five.