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Thembo
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Dumb & Dumber not appearing on this list despite easily clearing at least 2/3rd of it is why no one trusts journalists anymore
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

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The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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t-shirt idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
An elegant solution to the "pulling ai company investments would collapse the economy" is simply taking all the ai people's money away too
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Was his nose rigid or could it do this
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hah hah get it, theyre GAY! Which is bad! Maybe the worst thing you can be!!! This makes me better than maga somehow
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ll, my kyboar finally gav up th ghost. can you guss hich kys stopp orking?
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Whew buddy. "Capitalist" should be in the DSM.
Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Overheard my waiter say he was struggling to afford presents for his kids, and he got pissy when I explained that he's actually doing very well. Maybe if he took a loan to get another degree in the downtime between applebees and his two gig jobs, he'd learn how to read a graph 💅
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yeah! It's not like capitalism could negatively influence society or something. Now to open the very first history book I'll ever read, but first let me take a biiiig sip of coffee...
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
good morning
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My situation is very tight at the moment, so I'm asking for help. I hate to keep sharing this and hope that it will pass soon. Oh, do I ever.

Thank you so much to those who've helped! Anything means everything, even a boost, and I appreciate you all very much.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Saying the new Frankenstein is basically just Beastly for film people, just to feel something
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I like the Cruella movie because it went out of its way to show how cunning and badass this person is who will later in life be defeated by several baby dogs
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I've actually had no difficulty whatsoever living up to the "not owning people" standard Jefferson couldn't manage. It's been easy for me.
Thanks for joining the Party so late.

The point I've made REPEATEDLY is that you can't hold Jefferson to a standard we can't even live up to today.

Jefferson… an abolitionist… ALSO knew slavery was bad. So how did he/society-at-large approve of his actions?

Reconcile that.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
good morning
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm so sorry
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The mental gymnastics people need to do to square their support of genocide genuinely breaks their brains. I've never seen one with even a cursory grasp on reality.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Has it been long enough that its safe to admit I liked rageface memes a lot and miss them
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Replies were mysteriously turned off, so I'll answer here. I think people are laughing at how easily Mamdani manipulated Trump, whereas Harris and Epstein's buddy's wife Clinton were too incompetent and lost really badly to him as a result.
Why are you with your comrades getting all geeked up about Scamdani shaking Epstein’s buddy’s hand?
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
There's a whole online subculture around Benadryl, hence the Iceberg. Similar to the DXM people from not long ago.
November 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Anytime someone tells you how brilliant the founding fathers were, remember one of them died from an infection he got by sticking a whale bone down his pee hole
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
good morning
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Hey everyone look what I just accidentally read. Have a nice night!
This was enough for me.
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Yeah lots of famous women respecters on that list 😬
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM