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I was never too into shooter but I appreciate Battlefield for the size of the maps and for staying relatively serious whereas COD looks indistinguishable from fortnite to me now
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What a strange thing to lie about
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No one is ever going to click anything you link or care about anything you write
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Why are you guys always so totally incoherent
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Why are you so upset about Trump when you clearly have the same basic set of principles and ideological beliefs as the guy?
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The books, particularly the later ones, aren't very good. You're doing the kids a question a disservice by forcing an evil creeps slop on them instead of letting them discover better stuff. And Harris* choosing not to earn votes isn't the fault of people choosing to have morals.
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I didn't know that was in there!!! Thank you for saying something
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Eagles players: okay we're down 10 with a quarter to go, no momentum, need to execute some impact plays to move the b-

Eagles offensive coordinator:
Patrick star from SpongeBob in a basketball jersey, posing confidently with text "another 20 trillion up the gut handoffs"
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Did that scoreboard say what I thought it said? Wtf
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That superbowl is going to cost them about 10 years of misery but it was worth it
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There's something particularly bleak about the couple dozen of nazis trying so so so hard here, but without papa musk protecting them they have zero juice whatsoever so its all uwu concern troll baby stuff
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"Is it ethical to put a shock collar on an ai dog" - the greatest thread in the history of bluesky, locked by a moderator after 12,239 posts of debate
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Your pre-existing narrative of hating this guy for very online reasons. And I get that this is adjacent to a lot of weird debate communities full of people who think they're very clever, but I haven't called you a right winger and there was no dog in this situation "shocked for trying to move."
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no I think you just made up an interpretation of something you saw to fit a pre-existing narrative and confirmation bias
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No you didn't lol, I don't even watch the guy but you're getting extremely silly
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Do you think you'll ever take the next logical step by suggesting the Dems should differentiate from that by moving to the Left?
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You know that's a good thing, right?
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I agree. Instead of continuing to careen to the Right in a way that guarantees even pendulum-swing victories are hollow, Dems should attempt to win both elections and power by accepting some moderation and taking progressive positions on specific positions for a change. It's worth a try!
mattyglesias.bsky.social
I think that Democrats winning more elections would be extremely beneficial on net for all the relevant groups, even if what it took to get there was some moderation on specific positions.
brown-ramsey.bsky.social
You’ve been on every major platform imaginable saying in one way or another that the democrats can function by cleaving random marginal groups because doing so would be electorally advantageous. This is the right’s fault, but it is also YOUR fault for trying to get in on their game, too, *******!
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They should do the thing that lost them congress and the white house in order to win more elections, please subscribe to my paid blog for more brilliant insights like this.
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Who knows. A lot of people seem to think me saying spreadsheets aren't alive constitutes a war crime