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michael lutz
@ztul.bsky.social
"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer. Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail
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whether my followers got here from the Dumb Horseshit starter pack, the Annoying Assholes starter pack, the Waste of Time starter pack, the Dogturd Face starter pack, the No Cussing (Non-Christian) starter pack, or the Following Mainly To See When He Dies starter pack, i hope you have a good time!!!
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D1618.4
Weapons weep
as warning
to master.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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i guess that tracks because i dont think my downton abbey liking friends have any overlap with my i hope i bust so hard i die friends
January 29, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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(very quietly in the back of the room) goals
January 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
about fifteen years ago a lot of people in my orbit were chattering about Downton Abbey and somehow it never came up that the hinge of the entire first season is the family's choleric eldest daughter making a vain and meanspirited Turkish diplomat bust so hard he dies
January 29, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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I wish this chatbot on chess.com had a different line of dialogue for when it starts to lose
January 29, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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mark severance x ron chair company edit just hit my tiktok fyp. incredible.
January 29, 2026 at 9:16 PM
the events of 1776 were mainly about individuals standing importantly
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Well u cant do anything about it but theyre takin down the Freedom Tower & puttin the Twin Towers back up. Only this time to troll the woke its the Paul Brothers. Made em huge with chemicals n hollowed em out. Yet they live somehow. Yea I know theyre not twins thats one of the ways its frustrating
March 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
FINALLY someone is addressing my PAIN POINTS
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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Castlevania 64
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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What books have we not covered on Game Studies Study Buddies that you really want us to get to?
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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| About the thieves guild
| Gray fox
| Imperial city
| Directions
|-> Rumors
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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me: could you stop looking into the camera like an oblivion npc

guy in gay porn: I think we're all in for some hard times. The death of Uriel Septim and his heirs changes everything.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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This LP was so much fun. stupid voices, perfect vibes, a game that really let us discover our strengths doing silly videos together I think
Are you getting that DS feeling?

Don't you want to get away for a vacation to an exclusive Micronesian resort?

Well, come join me and @shirokumahi.me in the new collected version of our Let's Play of Suda51's chaotic classic...

Flower, Sun, and Rain.

youtu.be/9n6AhbqbJ_U
Let's Play Flower, Sun, and Rain - Part 1
YouTube video by Dia Lacina
youtu.be
January 29, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Every boy has in his inventory:

- Ice cream spoon (tool, equippable)
- Flowers in last month's newspapers (gift, crafted)
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
PRIEST: we have to survive until sunrise
SKEPTICAL SCIENTIST: and if not?
MYSTERIOUS OLD WOMAN: Zen ve vill be as ze ozzer spirits are… trapped here.
ME: This fucking sucks. Even if we make it I have to use part of my inheritance money to pay all of you
LADY WITH CRYSTAL NECKLACE: and then taxes!
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
bro your habitat is a straight-up estuary. it's fuckin brackish out here man
January 28, 2026 at 8:22 PM
empowering conservative women everywhere by drinking the liberal tears liquor out of my male tears mug
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
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F1041.10
Man sweats blood
and absorbs hair
into head
on exertion
of strength.
January 27, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Thank you to everyone who has reviewed Perfect Tides: Station to Station on steam! Some really nice recent ones:
January 28, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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his name is wil wheaton because he only exercises his agency to acquire more grain
December 12, 2023 at 5:48 PM
I'm old enough to make my own posts now. At least, that's what my governess says...
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I take issue with being called a former gifted kid, as my vocabulary has only continued to broaden compared to that of the average eight-year-old
January 27, 2026 at 8:54 PM