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michael lutz

@ztul.bsky.social

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"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer, working on Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail av by @maximumgraves.bsky.social

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Oct 17

whether my followers got here from the Dumb Horseshit starter pack, the Annoying Assholes starter pack, the Waste of Time starter pack, the Dogturd Face starter pack, the No Cussing (Non-Christian) starter pack, or the Following Mainly To See When He Dies starter pack, i hope you have a good time!!!

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Wren @fauxwren.bsky.social · 5h

now that's what I call a crown royal bag!

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 5h

most annoying part of having a baby is how everyone you know is all "can I see the baby" "where's the baby" "I don't see the baby" "is there actually a baby" "I don't mean to imply anything" "it's just that... You've been different lately" "ever since you fainted during that weird electrical storm"

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Nov 26

Fantastic luck follows me where ever I go, thanks to my velvet drawstring bag full of dead pirates' teeth!

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spooky potion of kobalos @candlestick.bsky.social · 9h

animals will only poison you if you have bad vibes

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 10h

Would I could find a fine frog!

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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 12h

SHELVED BY GENRE has completed the second half of THE SAGA OF THE SWAMP THING, in which Alan Moore & Co expand the character's mythology, making some truly baffling and ill-advised choices but also giving us some of the coolest-looking Swamp Things ever put on paper. rangedtouch.com/2025/10/10/s...

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Art Martinez-Tebbel @amtebbel.bsky.social · 12h

The Nobel people wanted to be clear they’re right wing but not in the gauche American way.

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 13h

so they gave the Nobel peace prize to the lady the CIA is trying to overthrow the Venezuelan government with? lol

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13h

It's like "Romeo and Juliet" meets "West Side Story"

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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 20h

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liv taters @livtaters.bsky.social · 18h

i fear you are 100% on the epstein list

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jun 5

*after hearing a joke* that's a great story! the ending made me laugh :)

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Ft. Rommy the Poster Welcome to the Next Level In 32X World @romination.bsky.social · 1d

it's kind of a bummer that lady gaga spent so much money becoming a motorcycle for the born this way cover and then had to revert back to being human. hopefully in the future she can return to her desired motorcycle form

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wolf pupy @wolfpupy.bsky.social · Oct 31

happy halloween! 🎃

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 1d

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The quality room

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · 1d

one of the gay guys from funny games looking at the camera

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jul 8

these things that look like fucked up rabbits keep getting caught in the treads of my exosuit

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Jan 14

and it goes like this:
the fourth, the fifth,
the six and seventh
eighth, ninth, and tenth
and after that are even
bigger numbers

bigger numbers
bigger numbers
bigger numbers
bigger nuuu~uumbee~eeers...

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Dec 7

when people say they're "working on a little side project" what they mean is they're writing something like this

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Sep 27

The great thing about there being no celebs on here is that we're finally free to make up our own celebs, like the famous film star "Gloriana Rémoulade-Creek", who won the Best Actress Oscar for playing Adjudicator Marrowsap in Pixar's first R-rated live-action film "Dissected"

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Aug 9

that lady probably dies right. like when dorothy throws the water on the witch in oz the woman played by the same lady who wants to euthanize toto dies in the tornado in the real world. the movie basically makes you an accomplice to this

michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · Aug 9

wizard of oz basically teaches children it's good to disrespect women who ride bicycles