michael lutz
@ztul.bsky.social
"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer. Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail
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michael lutz
@ztul.bsky.social
· Oct 17
whether my followers got here from the Dumb Horseshit starter pack, the Annoying Assholes starter pack, the Waste of Time starter pack, the Dogturd Face starter pack, the No Cussing (Non-Christian) starter pack, or the Following Mainly To See When He Dies starter pack, i hope you have a good time!!!
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Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tokyo Godfathers is now available to watch on the Criterion Channel ❤️
It's hard to make friends when anyone I get close to will inevitably be interrogated by one of the dozens of smoking hot MILFs ruthlessly pursuing me across New York City in hopes of claiming me as their lover and moving into the large, luxurious Manhattan apartment afforded by my Wall Street salary
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It's hard to make friends when anyone I get close to will inevitably be interrogated by one of the dozens of smoking hot MILFs ruthlessly pursuing me across New York City in hopes of claiming me as their lover and moving into the large, luxurious Manhattan apartment afforded by my Wall Street salary
Baseball was invented because the balls needed bases to live on. But then the humans were like "actually we're going to stand here now"
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Baseball was invented because the balls needed bases to live on. But then the humans were like "actually we're going to stand here now"
Listening to some classic goth tunes by Tommy Coffin and the Spider Fanciers
December 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Listening to some classic goth tunes by Tommy Coffin and the Spider Fanciers
I bet dawdling in such dress as you used to wear goes hard af if youre a wench
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I bet dawdling in such dress as you used to wear goes hard af if youre a wench
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when your eccentric uncle’s lawyer wheels a tv into his office
a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is sitting at a desk with his mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
when your eccentric uncle’s lawyer wheels a tv into his office
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fascinating that undying corporate cartoon intellectual property has facilitated a neverending demand for guys to do impressions of other guys impressions of the hottest comedic actors of the 1940s forever
December 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
fascinating that undying corporate cartoon intellectual property has facilitated a neverending demand for guys to do impressions of other guys impressions of the hottest comedic actors of the 1940s forever
I'm just as sad as the rest of you that the internet stopped being a living book and became a living TV but let's not pretend that's not what happened.
December 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm just as sad as the rest of you that the internet stopped being a living book and became a living TV but let's not pretend that's not what happened.
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REPOST IF YOU WAKE TO SLEEP AND TAKE YOUR WAKING SLOW
September 21, 2023 at 1:22 AM
REPOST IF YOU WAKE TO SLEEP AND TAKE YOUR WAKING SLOW
I think it's cool that over the past several months on this website I've been followed by a small number of accounts (truly very few, maybe 3-4) that only post Allegations about someone I've never heard of and only repost other similar accounts making the same Allegations
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I think it's cool that over the past several months on this website I've been followed by a small number of accounts (truly very few, maybe 3-4) that only post Allegations about someone I've never heard of and only repost other similar accounts making the same Allegations
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dunno about y'all but I was home watching Ragman and Geezer at the time of the murder
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
dunno about y'all but I was home watching Ragman and Geezer at the time of the murder
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it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
it's too late, i have already depicted myself as ernest, walking away with snow white, and you as dumbfounded robin williams
I fed him his favorite treat, laudanum
December 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I fed him his favorite treat, laudanum
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i'm in my me era. i'm lutzcore. i'm michaelpilled. going michael mode. lutzmaxxing.
October 3, 2024 at 4:08 PM
i'm in my me era. i'm lutzcore. i'm michaelpilled. going michael mode. lutzmaxxing.
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Monster Mash
Monster Mash
Monster Mash rock
From his slab rise
And to my surprise
He's mashing
And smashing
Up graveyards of fun
Now the Monster Mash has begun
Monster Mash
Monster Mash rock
From his slab rise
And to my surprise
He's mashing
And smashing
Up graveyards of fun
Now the Monster Mash has begun
December 9, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Monster Mash
Monster Mash
Monster Mash rock
From his slab rise
And to my surprise
He's mashing
And smashing
Up graveyards of fun
Now the Monster Mash has begun
Monster Mash
Monster Mash rock
From his slab rise
And to my surprise
He's mashing
And smashing
Up graveyards of fun
Now the Monster Mash has begun
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this site doesn't have the juice
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
this site doesn't have the juice
Just got back from the grocery store *at the grocery store, my rival kneels in the frozen section, sniffs the concrete, leading away from the pizza rolls; he stands and turns to address two armed hunters with distinctive helms in his retinue*
MY RIVAL: we're on the right track
MY RIVAL: we're on the right track
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just got back from the grocery store *at the grocery store, my rival kneels in the frozen section, sniffs the concrete, leading away from the pizza rolls; he stands and turns to address two armed hunters with distinctive helms in his retinue*
MY RIVAL: we're on the right track
MY RIVAL: we're on the right track
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"would you like some dinner?" — me to you in the elf language when I know you hate elves and the elf language
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
"would you like some dinner?" — me to you in the elf language when I know you hate elves and the elf language
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This is nothing but a handout. Nobody cares what the curricular implementation looks like, because the sole purpose is lock-in contracts for EdTech companies (all AI companies are EdTech companies now).
It's hard to overstate how impossible this demand is from Purdue's administration to implement these AI requirements by next fall. We are nowhere close to understanding what AI proficiency means or what it looks like in education.
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
www.forbes.com/sites/michae...
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is nothing but a handout. Nobody cares what the curricular implementation looks like, because the sole purpose is lock-in contracts for EdTech companies (all AI companies are EdTech companies now).
Saw some gifs and boy that gay hockey show is really going for it huh
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Saw some gifs and boy that gay hockey show is really going for it huh
Baby rolled off the bed and onto a spike trap 😩
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Baby rolled off the bed and onto a spike trap 😩
