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Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️‍⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Soon: Moonflow (Orbit)

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · Mar 9

My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 10h

yeah this is also the first i'm hearing XD

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 10h

yeah ok sure buddy why not

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 11h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 11h

lmao get wrecked, elon XD

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 11h

1. Anti-trans outrage is losing its bite.

Last week, Elon Musk led a mass boycott campaign to get trans characters removed from shows on the platform.

Major conservatives joined in.

Now, we have the result: the boycott was a fizzle, and Netflix stock is up.

Subscribe to support my journalism.

Netflix Stock Up As Elon Musk's Anti-Trans Boycott Fails To Materialize

Last week, conservatives tried to cancel Netflix to force the carrier to remove transgender characters.

www.erininthemorning.com

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Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 1d

ye see this shits not inevitable never give up in advance

More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 1d

Microsoft has withdrawn its proposal for a data center in a Milwaukee suburbs after community pushback.

After opposition from area residents and elected officials the 244 acre Caledonia project will not proceed.

Microsoft drops Caledonia data center after facing opposition. Company looking for new site

Outcry from residents and elected officials caused Microsoft to drop the Caledonia plan. But the company is seeking an alternative site.

www.jsonline.com

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 11h

elon musk is a protected class lmao

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 11h

"Every time we have been attacked w/pepper bullets or tear gas or pepper spray … it has felt like it came from anger that we were there, and not from any determined safety need or protocol," said Rev. Hannah Kardon, who has been shot w/pepper bullets _multiple times_. "They are unhinged."

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 11h

no, bluesky legit censors posts about elon musk. this happens almost every time that i make jokes about him. never any other public figure, just musk.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 11h

It's pretty pathetic that bluesky instantly censors jokes about elon "make comedy legal" musk, but ultimately i guess this is kinda funnier with the [censored] tags so maybe they're doing me a favor by coddling that incontinent nazi

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 12h

M. Lopes da Silva: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of what if elon musk got [censored]
Aubrey Wood: ah yes what if melon husk got unalived, hypothetically, in Minecraft
Wood: lol just kidding!
wood: .... unless?

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 12h

Not so easy, eh? XD hahaha!

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Weird how we can't ever improve things bc "I had to suffer, why should we make things better for the next generation?" is such a pervasive thought-terminating cliche, except when it comes to AI in which case it's all "I'm sure glad my kids will be spared the hell of thinking that i went through"

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

criminy now these fuckers are infiltrating goodreads too??? who's actually falling for this scam?

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Any way that you can read Moonflow will absolutely be worth it! I say that as someone with no vested interest in pushing Moonflow! XD

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Gonna laminate this skeet and send it to all my friends 🖤🖤🖤🥰 Put "the horniest thing I've ever read - The Evan Dorkin" on my tombstone!!!

Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 1d

So, MOONFLOW by @bitterkarella.bsky.social was fucking wild: a sopping wet nightmare, a psychadelic psilocybin trip, a folk horror splatterfest spurting blood and other bodily fluids. Funny, sad, creepy and crazy. A contact high on nearly every page and probably the horniest thing I've ever read.(1)

A complimentary copy of the new book Moonflow by author Bitter Karella that I was sent. I finished the book last night, it's an extremely wild and trippy horror fantasy that I enjoyed very much.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

pathetic

Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 1d

You cannot be fucking serious

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class

Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

migrantinsider.com

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

hell yeah!! Quality lit 🖤

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Read it for Samantha the tarantula!!! 😁🕷❤️❤️❤️

Vivian Moira Vampire @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 1d

The paperback of Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 is available for preorder on @bookshop.org !

Screw 'Zon, click below to be one of the first to read the book @bitterkarella.bsky.social calls "A funny, flirty, freaky paranormal romp with everything to satisfy both the goth and the goth-at-heart reader!"

Shadows Over Ravenkirk: The Last Will and Testament of Wilhelmina Bruttenholm

The Last Will and Testament of Wilhelmina Bruttenholm

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

YES! 😊

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

Finished ‘Moonflow’ by @bitterkarella.bsky.social (extremely good BTW- Rob Zombie directing Beyond the Black Raindow, and quite horny in places) last night and now I’m reading a biography of the artist Francis Bacon and listening to Coil

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

Otto!! ❤️❤️❤️

Lyndsey Croal (she/her) @lyndseycroal.bsky.social · 1d

Happy #WorldOctopusDay! A good day to check out Split Scream Vol. 5 from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social, two novelettes from myself and @bitterkarella.bsky.social! The Girl With Barnacles for Eyes (SJA nominated!) features a fave character Otto the Octopus! 🐙 🌊 store.tenebrouspress.com/products/spl...

Illustration of The Girl with Barnacles for eyes, featuring a woman in a glass cabinet, curios behind, including an octopus at the forefront. Illustration by ECHO ECHO

Cover of Split Scream vol. 5 featuring Lyndsey Croal and Bitter Karella

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 2d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

tats egg theory remains undefeated

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

thank you!🥰

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 3d

yeah... YEAH!!! That's right!!!!!

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 3d

There are so many ooey gooey creepy crawly icky sticky stories in this one 🦟🪳🪲🐛

Phil Keeling @philmakesmonsters.bsky.social · 3d

Enjoying this collection from @frombeyondpress.bsky.social, but “Honeydew and Cloves” by @bitterkarella.bsky.social alone was worth the price of admission.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 3d

oh yeah i guess some wag is gonna come in and say "actually a bunch of gay sailors chasing a giant dick is way hotter than moonflow lololol" that person is incorrect. i am making up that guy as we speak and getting mad at him

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