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@bitterkarella.bsky.social
Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Moonflow (Orbit)
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Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...
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My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
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I have teamed up with @judithsonnet.bsky.social @texascthulhu.bsky.social @mathewlreyes.bsky.social @roxanellanque.bsky.social @bitterkarella.bsky.social and Chris ! of @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social for
Five Raging Hearts: Splatterpunk for the Soul!
Can be purchased everywhere- see the chain below!
Five Raging Hearts: Splatterpunk for the Soul!
Can be purchased everywhere- see the chain below!
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have teamed up with @judithsonnet.bsky.social @texascthulhu.bsky.social @mathewlreyes.bsky.social @roxanellanque.bsky.social @bitterkarella.bsky.social and Chris ! of @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social for
Five Raging Hearts: Splatterpunk for the Soul!
Can be purchased everywhere- see the chain below!
Five Raging Hearts: Splatterpunk for the Soul!
Can be purchased everywhere- see the chain below!
i know i'm not the first to say it, but since talking to AI is basically trying to find the right words to trick a completely alien & amoral "intelligence" into doing what you want while it's actively trying to drive you insane, it's kind of equivalent to summoning a demon
I grew up hearing how even touching a ouija board could make the entire plot of the movie “The Exorcist” happen to you, so could churches maybe start saying the same about ChatGPT and the like?
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i know i'm not the first to say it, but since talking to AI is basically trying to find the right words to trick a completely alien & amoral "intelligence" into doing what you want while it's actively trying to drive you insane, it's kind of equivalent to summoning a demon
I like that even Trump seems skeptical of this whole thing, he can sense that this is stupid.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I like that even Trump seems skeptical of this whole thing, he can sense that this is stupid.
Check it out, people! Guess who has two thumbs and got to write an introduction? THIS goblin!
This is happening!
With @texascthulhu.bsky.social @judithsonnet.bsky.social @mathewlreyes.bsky.social @roxanellanque.bsky.social Intro by @bitterkarella.bsky.social Art by @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
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With @texascthulhu.bsky.social @judithsonnet.bsky.social @mathewlreyes.bsky.social @roxanellanque.bsky.social Intro by @bitterkarella.bsky.social Art by @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social
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Five Raging Hearts: Splatterpunk for the Soul
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November 25, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Check it out, people! Guess who has two thumbs and got to write an introduction? THIS goblin!
they look like jonathan and dr einstein from Arsenic and Old Lace
just two cool guys looking normal and alive, like humans
November 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
they look like jonathan and dr einstein from Arsenic and Old Lace
these kids today with their memes! they don't make any sense! back in the old days, we could haz a cheeseburger! nowadays we have no hamburger, no flavor, and no cash!
November 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
these kids today with their memes! they don't make any sense! back in the old days, we could haz a cheeseburger! nowadays we have no hamburger, no flavor, and no cash!
the lady doth protest too much
How DARE you claim I don't eat potatoes! I pound french fries like crazy! I dare say I could shove more fries into my face hole than you could even imagine!
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the lady doth protest too much
Everyone should watch Nothing But Trouble! It's got the goods! Fully draculated!
And here we go - @bitterkarella.bsky.social inflicted "Nothing But Trouble" on me (and in this case my wife and kids) and you can hear us talk about the aftermath!
youtu.be/MaXjrx-ITf8
Everything after this point is still up as an audio version at mpr.nz/show/reserved
youtu.be/MaXjrx-ITf8
Everything after this point is still up as an audio version at mpr.nz/show/reserved
Reserved Recommendations Episode 78 - Bitter Karella (Nothing But Trouble)
YouTube video by Hugh Dingwall
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November 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Everyone should watch Nothing But Trouble! It's got the goods! Fully draculated!
Typical, look at Seann Barbour playing the race card!! Probably because he doesn't have an argument. Like his benighted countrymen from the dark and mysterious bogs of the emerald isle, he's too busy hitting leprechauns with his shillelagh and NOT eating potatoes to form a cogent argument!
Have you ever noticed how Midnight Pals, the delightful parody series which affectionately pokes fun at the icons of horror fiction, is full of anti-Irish statements? I'm not saying that Bitter Karella is coming at me for my Irish heritage and Gaelic name, but it really makes you think, doesn't it?
WOW, look at Seann Barbour, creator of delightfully absurdist horror apocalypse lit, talking over women!!! why are men? this is transphobia, enbyphobia AND gobbophobia!! blocked, listed and reported
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Typical, look at Seann Barbour playing the race card!! Probably because he doesn't have an argument. Like his benighted countrymen from the dark and mysterious bogs of the emerald isle, he's too busy hitting leprechauns with his shillelagh and NOT eating potatoes to form a cogent argument!
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please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
EDs/heroin chic is back in fashion globally, as an elder millennial that lived through this all before take care of yourselves out there. Maybe enjoy music without the visuals or just start clicking away from all scary-thin pics the algo is serving up to everyone.
Take care of yourselves 🤍
Take care of yourselves 🤍
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
please take care & remember:
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
diet culture is a form of fascism.
they want you to self-hate - easy to control & influence
they want you physically weak - struggling to think, can’t fight back
they want you categorizing the worth of others by size - primed to hate in so many ways
don’t give in 🖤.
WOW, look at Seann Barbour, creator of delightfully absurdist horror apocalypse lit, talking over women!!! why are men? this is transphobia, enbyphobia AND gobbophobia!! blocked, listed and reported
Bitter Karella, creator of the award nominated "Midnight Pals" webseries and author of the psychedelic splatterpunk thriller Moonflow (available now wherever books are sold), is now employing crybully tactics against me simply I had the courage to speak my truth. I am hereby counter-cancelling her.
WHOA i am feeling very attacked right now! highly problematic!!! i am cancelling my longtime enemy seann Barbour, author of such books as Scurry and The Last Day, for doing a no growth
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
WOW, look at Seann Barbour, creator of delightfully absurdist horror apocalypse lit, talking over women!!! why are men? this is transphobia, enbyphobia AND gobbophobia!! blocked, listed and reported
WHOA i am feeling very attacked right now! highly problematic!!! i am cancelling my longtime enemy seann Barbour, author of such books as Scurry and The Last Day, for doing a no growth
I would like to thank everybody who chipped in to help except for my new nemesis @bitterkarella.bsky.social, who I can only assume was somehow responsible for the whole ordeal in the first place.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
WHOA i am feeling very attacked right now! highly problematic!!! i am cancelling my longtime enemy seann Barbour, author of such books as Scurry and The Last Day, for doing a no growth
the number of people who read a book where a trans person has sex and go "why does this book depict trans people as sex maniacs?" is kind of concerning. not sure if this says more about attitudes toward trans people or just attitudes toward sex, but still
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the number of people who read a book where a trans person has sex and go "why does this book depict trans people as sex maniacs?" is kind of concerning. not sure if this says more about attitudes toward trans people or just attitudes toward sex, but still
i will say, Pervy the Clown is probably the worst pornographic clown show that I've seen yet
It's here, the bottom of the clown barrel. And @bitterkarella.bsky.social was there to witness it. Marvel at the worst thing we've ever watched: THE PERVY THE CLOWN SHOW www.patreon.com/posts/144267...
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November 24, 2025 at 7:26 AM
i will say, Pervy the Clown is probably the worst pornographic clown show that I've seen yet
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I was prepared for another story about cops forgetting that they are wearing recording devices while doing crime but no, this is a story about cops gleefully recording their crimes on purpose
They planned to force him to crash or shoot him for recording their crimes. They then accused him of assaulting them. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I was prepared for another story about cops forgetting that they are wearing recording devices while doing crime but no, this is a story about cops gleefully recording their crimes on purpose
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She’s literally realizing it’s harder to brainwash children into thinking of Palestinians are subhuman and evil when they can physically see them being murdered for no reason- so her natural first thought is to make sure they don’t have access to reality.
"When I’m trying to make arguments in favor for Israel, I realize I’m talking through a wall of dead children”
Rather than banning cell phones to avoid this wouldn't a better solution be to stop making walls of dead children?
Rather than banning cell phones to avoid this wouldn't a better solution be to stop making walls of dead children?
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
She’s literally realizing it’s harder to brainwash children into thinking of Palestinians are subhuman and evil when they can physically see them being murdered for no reason- so her natural first thought is to make sure they don’t have access to reality.
this sparks joy
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'Suddenly exposed' DOGE employees fear prosecution after Musk abandoned them: report
Current and former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffers are growing increasingly concerned that the work they did slashing government programs and eliminating jobs will come back to hau...
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November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
this sparks joy
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I don't know how to explain it, but there's something profoundly boring about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. I'm not even talking about the dumbing down of the novel's moral complexities or anything, I just mean something about the way it looks
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I don't know how to explain it, but there's something profoundly boring about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein. I'm not even talking about the dumbing down of the novel's moral complexities or anything, I just mean something about the way it looks
It's like a nice cup of sleeptime tea! XD
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It's like a nice cup of sleeptime tea! XD
[banging table] Hornier tarkovski!!! hornier, i say!!
me a couple of chapters into MOONFLOW: "what is this, STALKER but with Sam Elliott as the Stalker?"
me a couple chapters later, once the STALKER similarity has been lampshaded: "right but Tarkovski wasn't this horny, or at least his horniness was of a more depressive kind"
me a couple chapters later, once the STALKER similarity has been lampshaded: "right but Tarkovski wasn't this horny, or at least his horniness was of a more depressive kind"
people getting big mad at me because Moonflow made them too horny
November 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
[banging table] Hornier tarkovski!!! hornier, i say!!
run out and get a copy today!!
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls!
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
run out and get a copy today!!
hell yeah, hot people continue liking moonflow! 🖤
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
hell yeah, hot people continue liking moonflow! 🖤
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i'm getting weirdly mad at this fake headline for a joke article, because why is the employee screaming the lede? it should just be "Nude RFK climbs out of steak n shake beef tallow fryer"
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i'm getting weirdly mad at this fake headline for a joke article, because why is the employee screaming the lede? it should just be "Nude RFK climbs out of steak n shake beef tallow fryer"
the democrats seem to think it's unfair that their base isn't as stupid as the republicans
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
the democrats seem to think it's unfair that their base isn't as stupid as the republicans