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Midnight Society founder. Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️‍⚧️👺 He/Her, She/Him. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. Reppd by @jjbker & @literaryfey http://www.bitterkarella.com | Out now: Split Scream 5 (Tenebrous Press), Soon: Moonflow (Orbit)

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · Mar 9

My deranged splatterpunk horror book MOONFLOW about a trans shroom dealer getting lost in a haunted forest and running afoul of evil lesbian hippies and their bound fungus god is available for preorder!! Buy it today or look really uncool!
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

Annihilation meets Manhunt in three-time Hugo Award nominee Bitter Karella’s debut horror novel—a gloriously queer and irreverent psychedelic trip int...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1h

Weird how we can't ever improve things bc "I had to suffer, why should we make things better for the next generation?" is such a pervasive thought-terminating cliche, except when it comes to AI in which case it's all "I'm sure glad my kids will be spared the hell of thinking that i went through"

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 5h

criminy now these fuckers are infiltrating goodreads too??? who's actually falling for this scam?

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 5h

Any way that you can read Moonflow will absolutely be worth it! I say that as someone with no vested interest in pushing Moonflow! XD

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 6h

Gonna laminate this skeet and send it to all my friends 🖤🖤🖤🥰 Put "the horniest thing I've ever read - The Evan Dorkin" on my tombstone!!!

Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 6h

So, MOONFLOW by @bitterkarella.bsky.social was fucking wild: a sopping wet nightmare, a psychadelic psilocybin trip, a folk horror splatterfest spurting blood and other bodily fluids. Funny, sad, creepy and crazy. A contact high on nearly every page and probably the horniest thing I've ever read.(1)

A complimentary copy of the new book Moonflow by author Bitter Karella that I was sent. I finished the book last night, it's an extremely wild and trippy horror fantasy that I enjoyed very much.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 12h

pathetic

Felipe De La Hoz @felipedlh.bsky.social · 13h

You cannot be fucking serious

SCOOP: Apple Quietly Made ICE Agents a Protected Class

Internal emails show tech giant used anti-hate-speech rules meant for minorities to block an app documenting immigration enforcement.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 14h

hell yeah!! Quality lit 🖤

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 14h

Read it for Samantha the tarantula!!! 😁🕷❤️❤️❤️

Vivian Moira Vampire @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 15h

The paperback of Shadows Over Ravenkirk 1 is available for preorder on @bookshop.org !

Screw 'Zon, click below to be one of the first to read the book @bitterkarella.bsky.social calls "A funny, flirty, freaky paranormal romp with everything to satisfy both the goth and the goth-at-heart reader!"

Shadows Over Ravenkirk: The Last Will and Testament of Wilhelmina Bruttenholm

The Last Will and Testament of Wilhelmina Bruttenholm

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 14h

YES! 😊

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 15h

Finished ‘Moonflow’ by @bitterkarella.bsky.social (extremely good BTW- Rob Zombie directing Beyond the Black Raindow, and quite horny in places) last night and now I’m reading a biography of the artist Francis Bacon and listening to Coil

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 14h

Otto!! ❤️❤️❤️

Lyndsey Croal (she/her) @lyndseycroal.bsky.social · 19h

Happy #WorldOctopusDay! A good day to check out Split Scream Vol. 5 from @tenebrouspress.bsky.social, two novelettes from myself and @bitterkarella.bsky.social! The Girl With Barnacles for Eyes (SJA nominated!) features a fave character Otto the Octopus! 🐙 🌊 store.tenebrouspress.com/products/spl...

Illustration of The Girl with Barnacles for eyes, featuring a woman in a glass cabinet, curios behind, including an octopus at the forefront. Illustration by ECHO ECHO

Cover of Split Scream vol. 5 featuring Lyndsey Croal and Bitter Karella

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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 1d

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

(RNS) — Last month, the Rev. David Black stood in front of a Chicago-area U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility and spread his arms wide. Adorned in all black and wearing a clerical collar, the pastor looked up at a group of masked, heavily armed ICE agents on the roof and began to pray.

“I invited them to repentance,” Black, a minister in the Presbyterian Church (USA), said in an interview. “I basically offered an altar call. I invited them to come and receive that salvation, and be part of the kingdom that is coming.”

But when Black began to lower his arms a few seconds later, the agents responded to his spiritual plea by firing pepper balls, or chemical agents that cause eye irritation and respiratory distress, video footage shows. One struck Black in the head, exploding into a puff of white pepper smoke and forcing him to his knees. Fellow demonstrators rushed to his aid, and as the pastor rubbed his face in pain, the agents continued to fire.

“We could hear them laughing,” Black said.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

tats egg theory remains undefeated

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 1d

thank you!🥰

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

yeah... YEAH!!! That's right!!!!!

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

There are so many ooey gooey creepy crawly icky sticky stories in this one 🦟🪳🪲🐛

Phil Keeling @philmakesmonsters.bsky.social · 2d

Enjoying this collection from @frombeyondpress.bsky.social, but “Honeydew and Cloves” by @bitterkarella.bsky.social alone was worth the price of admission.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

oh yeah i guess some wag is gonna come in and say "actually a bunch of gay sailors chasing a giant dick is way hotter than moonflow lololol" that person is incorrect. i am making up that guy as we speak and getting mad at him

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

Moonflow is a sexier book than Moby Dick 🖤

KG 🏳️‍⚧️- COMMS OPEN @keij.bsky.social · 2d

Anyway I am glad I am finished reading this monstrosity so I can go back to focusing on reading @bitterkarella.bsky.social's book Moonflow.

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Vivian Moira Vampire @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 2d

Frankly, if there was ever a book that should be available at your local dispensary ...

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

"A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 2d

This has always been a extremely tiny screeching minority demanding that their bigotry dictate that no one else's children can learn of the existence of LGBTQ people.

Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 2d

1. 4 months ago, The Supreme Court gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education in schools.

Now, in Montgomery County, Maryland, where the case originated, the results are in.

Only 43 families out of 160,000 students have exercised that new right.

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Only 0.03% Opt Out Of LGBTQ+ Education In Maryland After SCOTUS Gives Them A Right To

After SCOTUS gave families a right to opt out of LGBTQ+ education, Montgomery County, Maryland is reporting only 43 families took them up on it.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

trucks are good now

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

sure, pal

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

a guy who just quietly does a thing well and allows his work to speak for itself. what a concept!

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2d

The problem is that every social media platform is owned and managed by a Scott Adams types [capricious, brittle, self-aggrandizing, incompetent] instead of Jim Davis types [quietly competent, just here to make money]

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 3d

Hell yeah!!! 🥳