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jennifer sadiston

@sadiston.bsky.social

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PRESIDENT OF SNACKS & FULL TIME KVLT DADCORE PRO INSPO BRO, LYDIA DEETZ BUT AN MOM, HOT HIKING TAKES, LEAST HORNY DISCORDIAN. THEY/THEM FREEMASONS DNI

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · Jul 31

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PLEASE DNI IF… american, italian, cishet, male, jojotwt, attracted to white boys, stan any white male celebrity, drtwt,
bhatt, hatwt, think tiktok humor is funny, will put yoshikage kira on the ti, hello kitty says acab mfs,
likes hyperpop, soft stan especially kpop, enstarries, genshintwt, harry styles fans, minecraft youtuber stans, corpse stans, tiktoker stans, kin from: nge, dr, any bha villain, jojo. weezer fans, oasis fans, listen to
white male classic listens to 100gecs
unironically, speak
"french", hawks stans, kpop bg stans, armys, keep up with youtuber drama, listens to melanie martinez, listens to pop punk, soft stan especially kpop, enstarries, genshintwt, harry styles fans, minecraft youtuber stans, corpse stans, tiktoker stans, kin from: nge, dr, any bha villain, jojo. weezer fans, oasis fans, listen to
white male classic listens to 100gecs
unironically, speak
"french", hawks stans, kpop bg stans, armys, keep up with youtuber drama, listens to melanie martinez, listens to
pop punk,
rock, levi stans, hisoka stans, deku stans, kirishima stans, doppio stans, guren stans, like any dudebro anime, filmtwt, harry potter stans, actively use Snapchat,

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 5h

Burzum Markie

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 12h

GOOD

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 13h

Fucking hell theyre so useless

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 15h

The best fidget toy is a butterfly knife

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 17h

When you cum your balls should make a flushing noise and then the sound of the cistern refilling as your sac refills.

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 17h

Marvel should make Jeff the Land Shark the next person to bond with the Carnage Symbiote. I’ll write this.

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 17h

Oh god I keep saying this while I clean up after breakfast and it sounds like hiccups

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 17h

I didn’t get a photo because my phone was dead but the local bookshop did a rainbow colored book display for pride in their window and Moonflow was there and so was @scumbelievable.bsky.social’s Manhunt!

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Big up! Selecta!

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Got married and moved to an entirely different country. Heard a bunch of incredible music, read a lot of amazing book and comics and saw some movies that I otherwise would have missed because of recommendations from mutuals. Saw a lot of my excellent online friends transition and find joy.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 20h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Finished ‘Moonflow’ by @bitterkarella.bsky.social (extremely good BTW- Rob Zombie directing Beyond the Black Raindow, and quite horny in places) last night and now I’m reading a biography of the artist Francis Bacon and listening to Coil

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

Shut the fuck up, lib

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

10 horror movies to get to know me:

Event Horizon
Dawn of the Dead (1978)
American Werewolf in London
28 Days Later
Hypernormalization
Skinamarink
When the Wind Blows
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Psychomania!
Ravenous

daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 1d

10 horror movies to get to know me:

Cure (1997)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Ginger Snaps (2000)
Hellraiser (1987)
House (1977)
Possession (1981)
Singapore Sling (1990)
Tetsuo: The Iron Man (1989)
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1977)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

revolvoe! @revolvoe.bsky.social · 1d

10 horror movies to get to know me:

Targets
Phantasm
The Haunting (1963)
Black Christmas
The Thing
Messiah of Evil
The Devil's Rain
The Body Snatcher
Alien
Evil Dead II

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 18h

That’s just how everyone spoke back then!

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

A New High in Low is the album I was listening to that made me write the post!!!

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

Oh god I also played this

jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

The Dems: Best we can do is text you and ask for $5

The two guys from Pawn Stars. It’s two mediocre white guys standing behind a counter.

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jennifer sadiston @sadiston.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite music genres/aesthetics is when po faced guitar or 2nd wave industrial bands from the 80’s discover ecstacy and raves and then drop a banger electronic album. Psychic TV, Pigface and The Shamen for instance.