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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: in the end, they defeat the americans
Carpenter: there wasn't even any fog in that story!
Sodergren: sure there was
Sodergren: you know
Sodergren: in the beginning a bit

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: so this feisty grandma is chasing American agents off her property
Sodergren: and she's all "OCH YE WEE GOBSHITES GIT OFFA ME LAND!!!
Sodergren: "OCH SEE YE JIMMY!!!"
Sodergren: "AH DOONA WEAR THE TROOSERS!!!!"

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: its the teeth
Sodergren: so straight and white
Sodergren: it's almost like they used unnatural, man-made processes to fix the flaws in the teeth that God gave them
Sodergren: it's an abomination

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: you know the worst thing about americans tho?
Barker: is it their independent, can-do attitude?
Sodergren: no!
Sodergren: it's their teeth!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: these awful americans will try anything to get the deed to her farm
King: hey you know, as an American, i'm feeling kind of attacked!
King: you know, we're not all bad!
Mary Shelley: shut up steve
King: but we're not!
Shelley: no one wants to fucking hear it steve

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: this grandma is out walking on the beach
Sodergren: when she discovers this sexy blob monster
Sodergren: i mean it's not sexy at first
Sodergren: but then it starts to look like her dead husband
Sodergren: and then…!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: but when a feisty old grandma teams up with an amorphous blob of goo
Sodergren: they just might have what to takes
Sodergren: Mr American asshole, you're going down
Sodergren: Scotland style

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

Sodergren: some asshole american want to buy up the goondocks to build a boring old golf course for rich people
Sodergren: but its going to take more than putting on a show to save the rec center this time

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

John Carpenter: so this is story about the fog?
Sodergren: yes
Carpenter: well, i told a story about the fog once and you all hated it!
Barker: well, maybe now we like it
Carpenter:
Carpenter: goddamnit

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 1d

David Sodergren: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the haar
Koontz: what's haar?
Sodergren: it's like fog
Sodergren: but more Scottish
Sodergren: and you know what they say
Sodergren: IF IT'S NOT SCOTTISH, IT'S CRAP!

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Vivian Moira Vampire @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 2d

Frankly, if there was ever a book that should be available at your local dispensary ...

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

"A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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Gutenberg Panini Press @thefearofcod.bsky.social · 2d

THIS IS REALLY GOOD I READ IT IN A WEEKEND AND IGNORED MY FAMILY A++

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

"A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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Serene 117 @serene117.bsky.social · 2d

The cat is a literal sad little mew mew who is safe. There’s also some other stuff like a character who moves from one cult to another cuz she doesn’t know what normal is, eggs (if you know, you know), wild names, drugs & lesbians.

Oh & the forest is haunted.

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

"A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

And if you saw Joe pre-blurb, then you should expect that blurbing Moonflow has since made him WAY too powerful 👀💦

Joe Koch @horrorsong.blog · 2d

God, so true, blurbing this book made me 43% hotter in a short 20-minute time span. Truly astounding results.

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

👇👇👇

Donald (Spooky Parenthetical) @donaldjdeeley.bsky.social · 2d

Moonflow is compulsively readable and provides the visceral thrill of grabbing a horror novel from the paperback spinners at the library. I'd sit down to read it and find an hour had passed without me even noticing. The best kind of fun

The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

hey we have some fun around here but seriously if you are unaware you should know i do in fact have a book out and it's good. check out MOONFLOW, the cool book for hot people, from your local book retailer or dispensary www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/bitte...

Moonflow

"A bizarre and fiercely original splatterpunk phantasmagoria of queerness. Deranged and gleefully weird as f*ck, this is an impressive debut from a singular...

www.hachettebookgroup.com

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Karella: there's a cat in the book
Karella: but you'll have to read it to find out if the cat is ok
Karella: cuz i'm not gonna tell you up front
Ursula Vernon: lol
Vernon: your funeral, bozo

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Karella: what if i wrote an entire book about how much my enemies suck?
King: whoa whoa whoa!
King: let's not get crazy here!
JK Rowling: YESSSS
Rowling: YESSS
Rowling: LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Stephen King: look karella if you want to have revenge on someone, it's easy
King: you just write them into your book and make them look silly
Karella: does that work?
King: it works like a charm!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

King: oh ho ho!
King: chuck my boy you've done it again!
King: man, i would NOT want to be THAT guy right now!
King: got 'im! Zing!
King: this is why we should call you chuck ZINGle
Tingle: that is not my name, chum
King: yeah no i mean
Tingle: my name is Tingle, chum

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Tingle: listen, if you will, to my revenge
Tingle: I've edited this image of a skeptical owl to say "That One Guy Who Remains Dubious of the Artistic Merit of Tinglers"

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Chuck Tingle: hey everyone chuck tingle's the name, being normal's my game
Tingle: Listen chum, i know what it's like to deal with haters
Tingle: but why wound their bodies with bullets when you can set their souls aflame with a slanderous meme?

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Karella: people who don't know what the term "egg" means
Franz Kafka: what does egg mean
Karella:
Karella: i am not in the mood right now, franz

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Karella: people who don't like funny names based on genitals
Karella: people who hate quality literature
Karella: people who hate fun
Karella: Italians
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Karella: that's unrelated to moonflow, i'm just racist against them
Lovecraft: loving you, BK! Loving you!!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 2d

Karella: cozyhorrorreviews.blogspot
Karella: happy.romantasy.reviews.fluffy.squishy.xanga
Karella: the splatterdunk podcast
Karella: the_woke_horror_reviwer
Karella: the anti-woke_horror_reviewer

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