Seann, or: a Wretched Beast
@seannb.bsky.social
The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived, as voted on and awarded by me, The Greatest Fantasist Who Ever Lived. Writer of fantasy and horror. Lover of dumb shit. 33. He/Him
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OK, I guess a proper introduction is in order. I'm Seann! I'm an animal handler by day, indie fantasy and horror author by night.
🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
🐕Animals
🦇Gothic Fiction
🎮JRPGs
🪲Weird Stuff
❌️X-Men
🎃Halloween
⛓️Kink
🤓Geek
🏴Leftist
📖Books
🎸Metal Music
I know I've banged the "4e is good drum" a lot, but I'm struck at how the philosophy of "every caster class gets its own unique spell list" solves SO MANY traditional D&D problems.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know I've banged the "4e is good drum" a lot, but I'm struck at how the philosophy of "every caster class gets its own unique spell list" solves SO MANY traditional D&D problems.
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forgot to include my links so here’s another pic of my booty that includes them bsky.app/profile/sine...
we are at 45/75 for my goal, so here’s some monochrome monday ass posting for ya as thanks ⏳🍑
hit the links if you wanna make my day 🩶✨
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism
hit the links if you wanna make my day 🩶✨
allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
forgot to include my links so here’s another pic of my booty that includes them bsky.app/profile/sine...
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On Fear, Finance, and the Future | Seann Barbour
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November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Bookmaaaaaaarks!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bookmaaaaaaarks!
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Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
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November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
We've reached the final season of Elementary. Interestingly, unlike previous seasons, this one has an overarching storyline that every episode devotes time to.
Even more interestingly, said storyline is basically Person of Interest without the machine goddess.
Even more interestingly, said storyline is basically Person of Interest without the machine goddess.
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We've reached the final season of Elementary. Interestingly, unlike previous seasons, this one has an overarching storyline that every episode devotes time to.
Even more interestingly, said storyline is basically Person of Interest without the machine goddess.
Even more interestingly, said storyline is basically Person of Interest without the machine goddess.
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
Bookmaaaaaaarks!
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bookmaaaaaaarks!
Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
Update on Merch | Seann Barbour
Get more from Seann Barbour on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Planning to open up an Etsy shop next month. Here's a sneak peak of what I've got coming down the pipeline:
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
www.patreon.com/posts/update...
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Re: Graham Linehan
I would be happy if I never heard the name Graham Linehan again, but I do feel the need to comment, because the nature of a lot of the abuse trans people receive is straight up sexual harassment, but is not recognized as such because the victim is trans.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
What Glinner is doing is sexual harassment.
Just for a second, take a step back, and remember that these are the actions of a 56 year old man towards a 17 year old girl.
November 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Re: Graham Linehan
On Fear, Finance, and the Future | Seann Barbour
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November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.
I think Democrats should double down on trans rights now. It's obvious that most voters don't care about it so you might as well stick with your principles and goad Republicans into focusing on it at the expense of everything else so they're the ones who look like freaks.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Republicans are weird" was good line of attack. And folks like Nancy Mace have done everything in their power to prove it 100% correct. But the Dems? They'd rather trust the losing knowledge of consultants.
Entering the "print on demand merchandising" phase of my career.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Entering the "print on demand merchandising" phase of my career.
Oh damn, I need to update the Acknowledgments page for It Came from the Floodwaters
Because I got a new Patreon subscriber 😎
Because I got a new Patreon subscriber 😎
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh damn, I need to update the Acknowledgments page for It Came from the Floodwaters
Because I got a new Patreon subscriber 😎
Because I got a new Patreon subscriber 😎
Keep up the pressure
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Keep up the pressure
Beginnings, middles, AND ends????
Not a ton of time for self-promo lately, but . . . here are my books! Two of them! Whole books with themes and characters and shit--they even have beginnings, middles, and ends!
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Beginnings, middles, AND ends????
@wolfbridge.bsky.social allowed me to ramble on about D&D edition wars that ended ages ago and for that I shall be eternally grateful
By the way, it's National Editor Appreciation Day.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
Nobody ever reads a great article and thinks, "Dang, that was some tight editing." But editing is a big part of how it got to be great.
So writers, if you've ever worked with a good editor, shout 'em out.
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
@wolfbridge.bsky.social allowed me to ramble on about D&D edition wars that ended ages ago and for that I shall be eternally grateful
And the absolute best thing you can do is join my Patreon (I assume that everyone reading this considers me their favorite author)
If you like an author's work, the best thing you can do is buy it. The second best thing you can do is ask your local library to buy it. Or, do both!
A reminder that the median book deal for a debut author in the UK is £7000, paid over 12-18 months. (from 2022 Society of Authors report). Some of your favourite writers are struggling. societyofauthors.org/2022/12/06/a....
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
And the absolute best thing you can do is join my Patreon (I assume that everyone reading this considers me their favorite author)
Have you ever noticed how Midnight Pals, the delightful parody series which affectionately pokes fun at the icons of horror fiction, is full of anti-Irish statements? I'm not saying that Bitter Karella is coming at me for my Irish heritage and Gaelic name, but it really makes you think, doesn't it?
WOW, look at Seann Barbour, creator of delightfully absurdist horror apocalypse lit, talking over women!!! why are men? this is transphobia, enbyphobia AND gobbophobia!! blocked, listed and reported
Bitter Karella, creator of the award nominated "Midnight Pals" webseries and author of the psychedelic splatterpunk thriller Moonflow (available now wherever books are sold), is now employing crybully tactics against me simply I had the courage to speak my truth. I am hereby counter-cancelling her.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Have you ever noticed how Midnight Pals, the delightful parody series which affectionately pokes fun at the icons of horror fiction, is full of anti-Irish statements? I'm not saying that Bitter Karella is coming at me for my Irish heritage and Gaelic name, but it really makes you think, doesn't it?
Bitter Karella, creator of the award nominated "Midnight Pals" webseries and author of the psychedelic splatterpunk thriller Moonflow (available now wherever books are sold), is now employing crybully tactics against me simply I had the courage to speak my truth. I am hereby counter-cancelling her.
WHOA i am feeling very attacked right now! highly problematic!!! i am cancelling my longtime enemy seann Barbour, author of such books as Scurry and The Last Day, for doing a no growth
I would like to thank everybody who chipped in to help except for my new nemesis @bitterkarella.bsky.social, who I can only assume was somehow responsible for the whole ordeal in the first place.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Bitter Karella, creator of the award nominated "Midnight Pals" webseries and author of the psychedelic splatterpunk thriller Moonflow (available now wherever books are sold), is now employing crybully tactics against me simply I had the courage to speak my truth. I am hereby counter-cancelling her.
SHE HAS THE CAR BACK
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
SHE HAS THE CAR BACK
Her: "You know that movie made no sense, right?"
Me: "That's what makes it great!"
Me: "That's what makes it great!"
Finally making my fiancée watch The Blues Brothers tonight (she has not seen it)
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Her: "You know that movie made no sense, right?"
Me: "That's what makes it great!"
Me: "That's what makes it great!"
Finally making my fiancée watch The Blues Brothers tonight (she has not seen it)
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Finally making my fiancée watch The Blues Brothers tonight (she has not seen it)
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A lawyer I know is trying to help an abuse victim client relocate to get away from their abusive ex. They have an infant child and they're really struggling due to SNAP being cut. Would be really cool if you're in a position to help a stranger out.
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November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A lawyer I know is trying to help an abuse victim client relocate to get away from their abusive ex. They have an infant child and they're really struggling due to SNAP being cut. Would be really cool if you're in a position to help a stranger out.
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I would very much appreciate it if you gave this a read
I wrote about the recent incident with my fiancee's car, and what I intend to do to make sure it doesn't happen again. On Fear, Finance, and the Future: www.patreon.com/posts/on-fea...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I would very much appreciate it if you gave this a read