Count Schlockula
@schlocktacular.bsky.social
Co-Host of the Found On Shelf podcast/ Editor/ Schlock Enthusiast/ Halloween Coded Queer/ Depressed but in a funny way
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Some amazing reviews popping up on the Found On Shelf discord for @bitterkarella.bsky.social ‘s new novel.
It’s still Trans Awareness week so listen to our episode on Wild Zero with our special guest
Trash and Chaos - WILD ZERO by Found on Shelf
We're kicking off our musical month with some Jet Rock-n-Roll!!It's Japanese greaser band Guitar Wolf vs toy robot aliens with an army of zombies in the 1999 comedy horror movie "Wild Zero"
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November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It’s still Trans Awareness week so listen to our episode on Wild Zero with our special guest
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
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Man, I love Phantasm. What if a supernatural slasher movie was also a dream logic art film and also a rowdy dirtbag MacGyver adventure. Phantasm, that's what.
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Man, I love Phantasm. What if a supernatural slasher movie was also a dream logic art film and also a rowdy dirtbag MacGyver adventure. Phantasm, that's what.
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Imagine getting your egg cracked by Critters 2: The Main Course.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Imagine getting your egg cracked by Critters 2: The Main Course.
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
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October 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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"Wow another shooting that is terrible"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
September 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Wow another shooting that is terrible"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
"The left did it"
"Are you just blaming the left for everything?"
"Of course not, look - they wrote "I HATE ICE AND AM DOING THIS BECAUSE I HATE THEM SO MUCH, ALSO I AM TRANS AND WATCH JIMMY KIMMEL" on the bullets"
"Is that a sharpie in your pocket?"
"No"
Don’t let the rapture pass you by without finding love. Listen to us talk about Christian Mingle, the only Christian Romantic Comedy Marketing Tie In movie featuring John O’Hurley
September 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don’t let the rapture pass you by without finding love. Listen to us talk about Christian Mingle, the only Christian Romantic Comedy Marketing Tie In movie featuring John O’Hurley
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waiting for Farmers Only The Movie because city folk just don't understand
While you're waiting for the rapture to take you away, check out our latest episode. It's. Christian Mingle The Movie... Seriously?
Look for "Found on Shelf" anywhere you get your podcasts.
Look for "Found on Shelf" anywhere you get your podcasts.
September 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
waiting for Farmers Only The Movie because city folk just don't understand
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What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs
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[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess
September 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
[beleaguered sigh] i stand with jimmy kimmel, i guess
Hopped back online to say I finally finished this book, and it’s awesome 10/10. And also The Hell Slut is one of the greatest character names in literature.
Look what just came in the mail! If you’re looking for a book to take up the blank space on the shelf from where you flung The Secret into the trash after we all JUST learned manifesting doesn’t work, then you should pick up Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social I hear it has at least 4 body fluids
September 15, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Hopped back online to say I finally finished this book, and it’s awesome 10/10. And also The Hell Slut is one of the greatest character names in literature.
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Classic Hong Kong movies are cooler than whatever shit you like
I don't know what he is singing but truer words haven't sung since
September 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Classic Hong Kong movies are cooler than whatever shit you like
September 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Is this movie just about a woman getting abused in different ways through time?
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
September 13, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is this movie just about a woman getting abused in different ways through time?
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
When Douglass vanished in front of their eyes after expelling the ghost, do you think they thought he was the worlds most incompetent guardian angel?
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
September 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
When Douglass vanished in front of their eyes after expelling the ghost, do you think they thought he was the worlds most incompetent guardian angel?
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
#FrightClub #WaxworkII
September 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
This movie already has Phantasm sequel energy, lots of chiming musical cues with sweeping camera shots
#FrightClub #WaxWork2
#FrightClub #WaxWork2
September 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This movie already has Phantasm sequel energy, lots of chiming musical cues with sweeping camera shots
#FrightClub #WaxWork2
#FrightClub #WaxWork2
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."