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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 14m

mariners hit em with the wah wahoo wahaaa to get out of that inning

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 37m

this admin is so stupid.

yeah let's fire all the people who make sure we don't DIE from DISEASE that's smart

Sheryl Gay Stolberg @sherylnyt.bsky.social · 2h

BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 38m

mariners hit em with the duh duh duh duhduhduh duhduhduh duh duh duh duhduhduh to get out of that inning

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 52m

the mariners gotta win they have the switch 2 patches this year

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 1h

so jealous! been to the hollywood one a bunch, can't wait to go to epic

Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 2h

my brother in christ there are better ways to word this post

NPR @npr.org · 10h

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 11h

The thing about dictatorship is that I simply refuse to allow some dumbass incels to decide that they will have authority over me forever.

Just simply is not going to happen, sorry.

Win an election? Fair enough you'll lose the next.

But by force tell me what to do? Mmmmmmm don't think so chief.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 11h

The thing about dictatorship is that I simply refuse to allow some dumbass incels to decide that they will have authority over me forever.

Just simply is not going to happen, sorry.

Win an election? Fair enough you'll lose the next.

But by force tell me what to do? Mmmmmmm don't think so chief.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 1d

Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase

Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 1d

Vladimir Guerrero Jr, after eliminating the Yankees from the playoffs, opens his post-game interview with David Ortiz with Ortiz' own "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE" catchphrase

Truly an all-time great moment in hater conduct. Ortiz is one of the greatest to ever talk shit, inspiring future generations.

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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna say it, not enough games about defeating Klansmen, Confederates or neo-Confederates.

Stephen Totilo @stephentotilo.bsky.social · 2d

SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...

Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year

Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File

www.gamefile.news

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 3d

the pro-yankee bias on national mlb broadcasts is so obnoxious.

the definition of glazing. a dog laying belly up. i would say it is worse than the ohtani-mania because ohtani is actually good at baseball.

aaron judge is a paper tiger. the vibes are atrocious. it's like rooting for citi-bank.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · Apr 10

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Yankees fuckin suck!

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love & barley 🐸🌶️🪏🎃 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 4d

give greta thunberg a gundam

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 3d

if the club isn't playing gusty garden galaxy i don't want to go, sorry

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 4d

i don't need ai to waste my money.

there is simply no ai in the world that could know that i want to negotiate the purchase of a fake tag heuer mario kart watch from a supplier on DH Gate, much less an ai that could do it in 45 minutes

TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 4d

AI-assisted online shopping is still booming, new U.S. holiday e-commerce forecast shows.

Adobe predicts AI-assisted online shopping to grow 520% during the 2025 U.S. holiday season | TechCrunch

AI-assisted online shopping is still booming, new U.S. holiday e-commerce forecast shows.

techcrunch.com

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 4d

When he fails to consolidate power it will be stuff like this that cost him the margins.

Head in the sand tuned out middle class people can say "Oh I don't know" about anything, but all the stuff he's doing on his birthday at his own direction is so obviously pathetic it's impossible to waffle on.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 4d

Trump moving the UFC fight on the White House lawn from July 4th to his 80th birthday instead is some hilarious, cartoon level double corruption.

He simply couldn't resist making even his flagrant abuse of state power for his UFC friends about himself.

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 5d

volunteering to make campaign attack mailers for local candidates because i am a professional level hater even recreationally

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 8d

2024 was an open book test and pretty much everybody with a meaningful stake in ensuring we passed decided to eat the pages instead

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 8d

somedays when i'm burnt out from the daily stupidity that plagues our nation i remember the fact that this was completely preventable were it not for the efforts of a ragtag coalition of the most braindead people on the planet making the dumbest decisions imaginable to let nazis take the white house

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 8d

cancel culture isn't real.

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Emmy @tetrabunz.bsky.social · 9d

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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 9d

Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.

Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!

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Based Sonic the Hedgehog @sonic.bsky.social · 10d

September 30th/October 1st

an awkward stock photo of a children's halloween costume of sonic

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