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Geoffrey Chaucer (Le Vostre GC): Servaunt of the Kynge. Blogger. Wryter of verse. Wearer of litel woolen hatte. Deputy Forestere of North Petherton. He/hym/hys.
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January 20, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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How do Ich turn off the cursed AI summaryes yn gmail? How do Ich have them nevir appear agayne? How do Ich sende them back to the hell dimensioun yn which thei took form?
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
How do Ich turn off the cursed AI summaryes yn gmail? How do Ich have them nevir appear agayne? How do Ich sende them back to the hell dimensioun yn which thei took form?
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The audiobook of AND WHAT CAN WE OFFER YOU TONIGHT appears to still be on sale at @libro.fm and we're at #53 in horror! :D
A murdered woman seeks her revenge in a dystopian drowned city -- with or without the help of her living friends.
A murdered woman seeks her revenge in a dystopian drowned city -- with or without the help of her living friends.
And What Can We Offer You Tonight Audiobook on Libro.fm
In a far future city, where you can fall to a government cull for a single mistake, And What Can We Offer You Tonight by Premee Mohamed tells the story of Jewel, established courtesan in a luxurious H...
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January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
The audiobook of AND WHAT CAN WE OFFER YOU TONIGHT appears to still be on sale at @libro.fm and we're at #53 in horror! :D
A murdered woman seeks her revenge in a dystopian drowned city -- with or without the help of her living friends.
A murdered woman seeks her revenge in a dystopian drowned city -- with or without the help of her living friends.
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"But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
American Rhetoric: Martin Luther King, Jr. - I've Been to the Mountaintop (April 3 1968)
Full text and of Martin Luther King's I've Been to the Mountaintop
www.americanrhetoric.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
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Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
"But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
American Rhetoric: Martin Luther King, Jr. - I've Been to the Mountaintop (April 3 1968)
Full text and of Martin Luther King's I've Been to the Mountaintop
www.americanrhetoric.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
"But somewhere I read of the freedom of assembly. Somewhere I read of the freedom of speech. Somewhere I read of the freedom of press. Somewhere I read that the greatness of America is the right to protest for right."
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/mlk...
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Whenne the AP News websyte doth saye somethinge ys a "3 Min Read" but then you are lyke "Nope goinge to do thys one yn a 30 seconde speedrun, watch me go!"
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Whenne the AP News websyte doth saye somethinge ys a "3 Min Read" but then you are lyke "Nope goinge to do thys one yn a 30 seconde speedrun, watch me go!"
Whenne the AP News websyte doth saye somethinge ys a "3 Min Read" but then you are lyke "Nope goinge to do thys one yn a 30 seconde speedrun, watch me go!"
January 19, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Whenne the AP News websyte doth saye somethinge ys a "3 Min Read" but then you are lyke "Nope goinge to do thys one yn a 30 seconde speedrun, watch me go!"
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In the UK, the 4th Estate is doing a major new printing of Borne, where the novel, after a slow start, has sold very well. Thanks, readers!
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
In the UK, the 4th Estate is doing a major new printing of Borne, where the novel, after a slow start, has sold very well. Thanks, readers!
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Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Worrye not about 'being productive,' for thou art not a product. Thou art a star daunsinge yn a hopeful skye. A signal blinking across centuryes and worldes. Thou art a song performid just once and perfectlye.
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when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
January 18, 2026 at 2:11 PM
when you are petting a cat and the purr descends in register from “love it” to the louder slower “oh hell yes now that’s the stuff” purr, that is a blessing in this world
It ys ympossible to fathom just how manye completely obscure punnes have ALREADYE BEEN MADE upon the ynternette. (RIP my post about "tick talk")
January 18, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It ys ympossible to fathom just how manye completely obscure punnes have ALREADYE BEEN MADE upon the ynternette. (RIP my post about "tick talk")
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It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
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The booke of love ys long & boringe
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The booke of love ys long & boringe
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Stop callinge them "data centers" and starte callinge them "slop peripherals"
The booke of love ys long & boringe
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 AM
The booke of love ys long & boringe
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
No folk kan lyft the damned thinge
Crammid ful of charters & lore & rubrics
And ynstructiouns for daunsing -
But Ich? Ich love it whan thou readest to me;
And thee, thou kanst reade me eny thinge.
("The Book of Love" by The Magnetic Fields)
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It was the Dunning of tymes. It was the Kruger of tymes.
We are all yn the Labubu gutter, but sum of us are lookinge at the Labubu starres.
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
We are all yn the Labubu gutter, but sum of us are lookinge at the Labubu starres.
Quicke! tyme to doordash costumes for the catte.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Quicke! tyme to doordash costumes for the catte.
A moost wondirful poynte. Thys also doth go for scolerlye articles, academic monographs, translaciouns, ediciouns!
Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
A moost wondirful poynte. Thys also doth go for scolerlye articles, academic monographs, translaciouns, ediciouns!
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Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Please, never be shy telling an author you loved their books.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
It’s seriously what gets us through.
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Remembir everye daye ys a goode daye to reach out to a friende and tell them how much you love them. Maybe buy them a booke. Bringe up an olde inside joke. All the sillye thinges and the serious thinges about friendeshippe, thei are all infinitelye valuable. Tyme spent thus wil nevir be regrettid.
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Remembir everye daye ys a goode daye to reach out to a friende and tell them how much you love them. Maybe buy them a booke. Bringe up an olde inside joke. All the sillye thinges and the serious thinges about friendeshippe, thei are all infinitelye valuable. Tyme spent thus wil nevir be regrettid.
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And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
January 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'How do Ich werke thys?'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'
And thou mayest aske thyself, 'Wher ys that large destrier?'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my beautiful castle!'
And thou mayest telle thyself, 'Thys nys not my swift goshawk!'