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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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The greatest Christmas song since Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
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#ChristmasMusic #Christmas #sqrlpix youtu.be/Sf7IDph0i5I?...
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - LYRIC VIDEO
YouTube video by The Moffatts
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There’s still time to add more squirrel ornaments to your Yule Tree!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Who will join me now in defending the North Pole and Santa from Antarctica’s penguins? #KeepChristmasPenguinFree!
❄️🇦🇶🐧⚔️🎅🏻🎄❄️
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It’s official, #ChristmasNeedsNarwhals! Probably to help keep penguins away from Santa and the North Pole.
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
All these tell-all pre-Christmas interviews with North Pole insiders, but when will the @newyorker.com do a Q&A with me about the threat penguins pose to Santa’s reindeer?
🎅🏻🦌🎄⚔️🐧❄️🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
December 5, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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We owe it to the children of #Ukraine who have been abducted by Russia to fight for their return home — and to protect their identity, their language and their culture. @aussenminister.diplo.de
December 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️ 🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊🐿️🪩🐿️❄️🐿️🎄🐿️🎁🐿️☃️🐿️❤️🐿️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🐿️🍪🐿️🍊
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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“Earl the Christmas Squirrel” should be on every store’s playlist. #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
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#Christmas #squirrel #sqrlpix youtu.be/RDNOyNTYiac
The Moffatts - Earl The Christmas Squirrel - OFFICIAL
In 1996 The Moffatts collaborated with some of Nashville's finest tunesmiths which lead to the recording of A Moffatt Christmas. The album was produced by Ro...
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December 19, 2023 at 12:20 PM
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Yes, Virginia, #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎅🏼
#sqrlpix #Christmas
November 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Tell your friends and family! Tell your neighbours and colleagues! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏽🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏻🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏿🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️❄️🎄🐿️🎁☃️🐿️❤️🎅🏼🐿️🎼🍪🐿️🍊🪩🐿️☀️
#Christmas #squirrel
December 12, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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There’s always room for another inflatable squirrel for your Christmas decorations! 🎄🐿️🎅🏽
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#cats #Christmas
December 9, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Even as penguins are invading the North Pole, cats continue to attack Christmas decorations, especially Yule Trees!
🎄⚔️🐈 #CatsHateChristmas
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That’s right, you #CantTrustElves. Especially during the holiday season.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Does Pingu’s family celebrate Christmas in the Antarctic summer, or have they moved to the Arctic?
🇬🇱 🐻‍❄️ 🎅🏻❄️🎄🐧🐧🐧🇦🇶
#PenguinNorthPoleInvasion
#KeepChristmasPenguinFree
#Pingu
December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Clearly I don’t need to do a #SquirrelWatch for this year’s Jacquie Lawson Advent Calendar because on December 1st she’d already prominently featured both squirrels and rabbits!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#ChristmasNeedsRabbits
December 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Omggggggg Canada Post has holiday squirrel stamps 😍 store.canadapost-postescanada.ca/store-boutiq.... #sqrlpix
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Reporter: “You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US …”

Trump: “Right.”

Reporter: “Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?”
November 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Last but not least, a fantastic fungus was discovered in Scotland!

The fossil suggests that fungi might have had an important role to play in helping plants survive on land.

Discover more about this microscopic marvel👇 (4/5)
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Ancient fossil reveals how plants and fungi first developed on land | Natural History Museum
A new fossil fungus discovered in Scotland shows evidence of plants and fungi sharing nutrients to survive on land.
www.nhm.ac.uk
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Roger Stone is promoting Prospera, a “Freedom City” (per Stone) in Honduras backed by Peter Thiel, Marc Andreessen (who once tweeted that “anti-colonialism has been economically catastrophic for the Indian people…”) & Balaji Srinivasan (author of The Network State: How to Build a New Country). 1/
February 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Did you know? You can put festive squirrels outside your home to decorate for the whole holiday season, from December right to #SquirrelAppreciationDay on 21 January!
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels #SquirrelScrolling
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Say it again louder for the people in the back: Christmas Needs Squirrels!
❄️ 🎁🐿️🎄🐿️🎅🏻❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas #squirrels
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Say it again louder for the people in the back: Christmas Needs Squirrels!
❄️ 🎁🐿️🎄🐿️🎅🏻❄️
#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
#Christmas #squirrels
December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I would be reluctant to eat any “turtle beans” — much as I would not eat any “rabbit beans” although rabbits seem to enjoy them.
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December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.

What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Heard some younger children debating whether the lyrics are “Police Naughty Dog” or “For Lease: Naughty Dog.” 🐶 🚔
#Christmas #misheardlyrics
December 16, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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I know where my squirrel ornaments are!
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM