Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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Hi Sally. When Weiss published a supposed expose on the death of George Floyd, a veteran criminal justice reporter showed in deep detail that the piece was not just wrong but filled with falsehoods and misrepresentations. Weiss did not retract the piece. What do you think of that?
sallyjenx.bsky.social
This is really smart. Amazed at the hysteria over the ascendance of a woman entrepreneur who clearly knows how to cover and sell news and who's not afraid to take on a mob. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
Don’t Bet Against Bari Weiss
The new editor in chief of CBS News triumphs over her critics.
www.theatlantic.com
ratatosk.bsky.social
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“Only like-mindeds agreed.”

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suzirose.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

“There’s no recovery plan”
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

"Pressed into active ferment"
ratatosk.bsky.social
Now look into why LSD was made a Schedule 1 controlled substance when it clearly does not meet the legal criteria.
ratatosk.bsky.social
#SquirrelMeme has a special message for Fairy Tale fans.
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#MuffinMan
A black squirrel in a tree says “I do not know the Muffin Man but I do know Madame Macaron.”
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flackjd.bsky.social
"For you, most wicked sir, whom to call brother
Would even infect my mouth, I do forgive
Thy rankest fault, all of them..."

The Tempest
Act 5, Scene 1
#ShakespeareSunday
Theme: Forgiveness & Revenge
a dog is sitting next to a cat on a couch .
Alt: A Golden Retriever pats a grey striped tabby cat on the head. The gif is captioned "ITS ALL GOOD."
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Yesterday I heard some dude recounting a borrowed Internet meme about how the 1st Indiana Jones movie would play out the same without him. Ugh. Indy is the point of view character. He tries to stop it & even though he fails we get to witness the results of Nazi hubris because we followed his story.
ratatosk.bsky.social
“I am the Platonic Form of the ideal squirrel, taking on the appearance of whatever squirrels are nearby, except much bigger.” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod!
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ratatosk.bsky.social
It costs moulah to look like an unkept schlep.

I will not be fielding questions now, only at Christmas.
ratatosk.bsky.social
“Who has summoned me here?” Thus spake the #NorseSquirrelGod!
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“Who has summoned me here?”
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Sounds like people need less #DoomScrolling and more #SquirrelScrolling.

The good news is, you can expect to see more squirrels in your Bluesky feed all this month. October is #SquirrelAwarenessMonth!
a squirrel sits on a picnic table under an umbrella with condiments
ALT: a squirrel sits on a picnic table under an umbrella with condiments
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Yes, #SquirrelAwarenessMonth is a good time to shop for festive holiday decorations.
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#ChristmasNeedsSquirrels
Two outdoor squirrel decorations with lights inside them. They are wearing scarves and appear to be standing on snow.
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Remember: #SquirrelAwarenessMonth includes the night of Halloween!
🎃🐿️☠️ #HalloweenNeedsSquirrels
A small squirrel sculpture beside two ceramic pumpkins and some tiny plastic toy bones.
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A special #SquirrelAwarenessMonth message this find Ratatoskday morning.
A grey squirrel says “All my posts are bespoke, handmade for your edification and amusement.”
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Japan’s native Sciurus lis, the Japanese Squirrel.
#SquirrelsOfTheWorld #SquirrelAwarenessMonth
🇯🇵🐿🌏 #sqrlpix
A Japanese Squirrel (Sciurus lis) on Mount Takao, Japan [source: https://www.takao599museum.jp/treasures/selected/543/?lang=en ]
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Here’s a Barbary Ground Squirrel (Atlantoxerus getulus) in the Canary Islands off the coast of North Africa. The photo is by Vladimír Cach. #SquirrelsOfTheWorld 
🇪🇸🐿🌍 #SquirrelAwarenessMonth #sqrlpix
A Barbary Ground Squirrel (Atlantoxerus getulus) in the Canary Islands [Source: https://www.biolib.cz/en/image/id114981/]