Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️
@ratatosk.bsky.social
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Ratatosk, the Norse Squirrel God.™️ I am a messenger squirrel, running up and down Yggdrasil, the World Tree I myself planted before Asgard even existed.
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ratatosk.bsky.social
“If you’re learning, you’re winning!” #2025MMM
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mammalssuck.bsky.social
I discovered Ratatosk! All thanks to the mythical mammals division in 2015!!! Holy wow, time flies.
ratatosk.bsky.social
I discovered @mammalssuck.bsky.social’s March Mammal Madness! @mmmletsgo.bsky.social
🐿️🐭🐁🏆🐀🐹🦫
#2025MMM #TeamRodent
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conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
ratatosk.bsky.social
Well, if they’d like to make the Peace Prize a complete laughing stock, that would help complete the end of the post-WW2 order.
ratatosk.bsky.social
Do your local squirrels have to remind you that October is #SquirrelAwarenessMonth ? Go make an generous #SquirrelTax offering now.
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conniemenefee.bsky.social
October is Squirrel Awareness Month!

"Uh. No. it's Human Awareness Month!"
Gray squirrel pausing in the middle of taking a bite with a side-eye
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ctimmermann.bsky.social
I just learned that October is Squirrel (Awareness) Month. I'm not telling the dog. He is obsessed with the bushy-tailed buggers anyway.
ratatosk.bsky.social
I’d say that talking about sports or pop culture online helps democratic causes remain connected to the broader society. Why make it seem like only authoritarians are allowed to enjoy life?
#JoyIsResistance
A black squirrel in a tree says “A life-long commitment to defend democratic values requires us to celebrate life, art and joy, not deny them. Burnout helps nobody.”
ratatosk.bsky.social
October, #SquirrelAwarenessMonth, is a good time to start ordering new squirrel ornaments for your Yule Tree in December. Don’t wait until stores are sold out! #ChristmasNeedsSquirrels!
A fluffy white squirrel ornament on a Christmas Tree.
ratatosk.bsky.social
Especially during #SquirrelAwarenessMonth, it is important to be aware that squirrels are good and pigeons — those feral city birds that try to steal food from squirrels — are evil. #CantTrustPigeons
A squirrel and a pigeon are both eating in a yard, not even a metre apart. A purple arrow with “GOOD” below it points to a squirrel, while a red arrow with “EVIL” below it points to a pigeon.
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ratatosk.bsky.social
It looks like Microsoft is aware that October is #SquirrelAwarenessMonth. I don’t know yet if Apple is aware.
💻🐿️🖥️ #sqrlpix #Squirrel
An image on a computer screen’s tiny search bar of a squirrel on a branch. A tiny “Microsoft Edge” logo is close by. Text on the image (clearly written on the photo, not on the real computer screen) says “Yes, it’s Squirrel Awareness Month”
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cartoonart.bsky.social
Happy Squirrel Awareness Month!
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pixelgraphix.de
Wenn's mal schnell gehen muss mit der Nuss … 🌰🐿️

#balkonhörnchen #squirrels #eichhörnchen
Ein Eichhörnchen hängt quer an einer Balkonbalustrade aus Metall. Der Kopf steckt in einem Futterhaus aus Holz.
ratatosk.bsky.social
Don’t let a typo ruin your #SquirrelAwarenessMonth celebrations.
🛡️🐿️ #Squirrel
A grey squirrel wearing faux-medieval armour. The caption says “Is October Squirrel Awareness Month …or is it Squire Awareness Month?”
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annaquent.bsky.social
He da unten, nich vergessen, Oktober ist Squirrel Awareness Month.
Also, bitte aufpassen, wir springen grad überall herum, und wenn wir Nüsse riechen, sind wir manchmal ein bisschen unvorsichtig.
Dann müsst ihr halt mal etwas vorsichtiger sein☝
Be aware, squirrels everywhere🐿🌰
Rotbraunes Eichhörnchen auf einem schräg vom Baumstamm nach oben führenden Ast,, stützt sich mit den Vorderpfoten auf den Ast, den Körper nach vorne geschoben und schaut nach unten. Es trägt kurze braune Ohrpinsel. Der Hinterkörper verschwindet hinter der linken Bildseite.
ratatosk.bsky.social
One, the return of the monarchy? Absolutely not.

Two, the last Shah had openly argued that Iran should have its own nuclear deterrent.

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Shah of Iran on Nuclear Weapons
YouTube video by azaditv
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leap44.bsky.social
When you hear "As American as Apple Pie," just remember this:

Apples: Originally from Kazakhstan
Sugar: Originated in New Guinea
Butter: Ancient Africa circa 8000 BC
Cinnamon: Via Sri Lanka
Nutmeg: Via Indonensia
Flour: Paleolithic people / middle east
Pie concept: Ancient Egypt
ratatosk.bsky.social
It feels like @ellisjrosen.bsky.social is doing an Evil Squirrel comic every day of #SquirrelAwarenessMonth!
(Clearly a joke because squirrels are the opposite of evil.) 🐿️🖌️
#Squirrel

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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
New evil squirrel cartoon 😈 🐿️
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
New Evil Squirrel cartoon 😈 🐿️
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ellisjrosen.bsky.social
New evil squirrel cartoon 😈 🐿️
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ratatosk.bsky.social
Remember, it might be #NationalBadgerDay but it’s #SquirrelAwarenessMonth!
🦡🐿️ #SquirrelScrolling #Badger
A grey squirrel says “I hear people speaking of #Broctober and "National Badger Day." I'm OK with the one day but October is Squirrel Awareness Month!”