Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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9/11 did george bush
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
9/11 did george bush
it's so cold outside it feels like outdoors is DLC content & there's no space left on the hard drive
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
it's so cold outside it feels like outdoors is DLC content & there's no space left on the hard drive
babygirl <3's cashews
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
babygirl <3's cashews
fåther i must taste of the march mallow
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fåther i must taste of the march mallow
cheesebird moment 😏
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
cheesebird moment 😏
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i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?
well guys as a pennsylvanian let's just say i have a few horses in this race & i've heard from the committee that ol' punxsutawney phil saw his shadow again this morning which means 6 more weeks of groundhog jokes!
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
well guys as a pennsylvanian let's just say i have a few horses in this race & i've heard from the committee that ol' punxsutawney phil saw his shadow again this morning which means 6 more weeks of groundhog jokes!
kevin malone's favorite yoga position is "downward facing casserole"
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
kevin malone's favorite yoga position is "downward facing casserole"
make sure to leave out milk & lumber for groundhog claus tonight!
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
make sure to leave out milk & lumber for groundhog claus tonight!
reminiscing on days of groundhogs past...
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
reminiscing on days of groundhogs past...
what's next? a donkey predicts whether or not it's gonna rain?
please.
please.
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
what's next? a donkey predicts whether or not it's gonna rain?
please.
please.
they call it "groundhog day" but i know a beaver when i see one 😒
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
they call it "groundhog day" but i know a beaver when i see one 😒