Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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he / him
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he / him
wifi network called "ThisAccessPointIsUpAPerson'sAss"
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
wifi network called "ThisAccessPointIsUpAPerson'sAss"
haters said he would never get to the bottom & go back to the top of the slide
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
haters said he would never get to the bottom & go back to the top of the slide
he who helt it skelt it
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
he who helt it skelt it
talkative squawkative
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
talkative squawkative
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You won’t last 30 seconds inside our famous stuffed hash browns
November 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You won’t last 30 seconds inside our famous stuffed hash browns
this mf looks like he's about to ask me if i have any grey poupon
🇧🇷 Araçari-banana
🇺🇸 Saffron Toucanet
🔬 Pteroglossus bailloni (Vieillot, 1819)
📍 Eldorado/SP/Brasil
#Birds
#BirdWatching
#BirdsOfTheWorld
🇺🇸 Saffron Toucanet
🔬 Pteroglossus bailloni (Vieillot, 1819)
📍 Eldorado/SP/Brasil
#Birds
#BirdWatching
#BirdsOfTheWorld
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this mf looks like he's about to ask me if i have any grey poupon
you & tony egg again
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
you & tony egg again
don't ever disrespect the bing, charlie brown
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 PM
don't ever disrespect the bing, charlie brown
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, charlie brown?
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, charlie brown?
i love how often deer are about coinciding with my plans. whether it be walks, or, in today's case, me getting a hankering for a tuna sandwich at the same time they're grazing in the forest. ol' buck satan looked at me thru the window & i was like "look, squawky, it's bucky" & she made a happy noise
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i love how often deer are about coinciding with my plans. whether it be walks, or, in today's case, me getting a hankering for a tuna sandwich at the same time they're grazing in the forest. ol' buck satan looked at me thru the window & i was like "look, squawky, it's bucky" & she made a happy noise
the sopranos is like the holy bible of tv shows
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the sopranos is like the holy bible of tv shows
yeah my name is jeff
J-i
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F-in
F-pain
J-i
E-am
F-in
F-pain
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
yeah my name is jeff
J-i
E-am
F-in
F-pain
J-i
E-am
F-in
F-pain
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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i have spent weeks trying to find this meme i made last year in MS Paint
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
i have spent weeks trying to find this meme i made last year in MS Paint
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this is literally the richest man on the planet
how absurd is that
how absurd is that
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
this is literally the richest man on the planet
how absurd is that
how absurd is that
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
