Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff 👍
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fåther i must taste of the march mallow
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fåther i must taste of the march mallow
cheesebird moment 😏
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
cheesebird moment 😏
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i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
i’m so powerful and have a big sexy brain
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
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Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?
well guys as a pennsylvanian let's just say i have a few horses in this race & i've heard from the committee that ol' punxsutawney phil saw his shadow again this morning which means 6 more weeks of groundhog jokes!
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
well guys as a pennsylvanian let's just say i have a few horses in this race & i've heard from the committee that ol' punxsutawney phil saw his shadow again this morning which means 6 more weeks of groundhog jokes!
kevin malone's favorite yoga position is "downward facing casserole"
February 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
kevin malone's favorite yoga position is "downward facing casserole"
make sure to leave out milk & lumber for groundhog claus tonight!
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
make sure to leave out milk & lumber for groundhog claus tonight!
reminiscing on days of groundhogs past...
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
reminiscing on days of groundhogs past...
what's next? a donkey predicts whether or not it's gonna rain?
please.
please.
February 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
what's next? a donkey predicts whether or not it's gonna rain?
please.
please.
they call it "groundhog day" but i know a beaver when i see one 😒
February 2, 2026 at 10:38 PM
they call it "groundhog day" but i know a beaver when i see one 😒
if beavers can predict whether or not there's gonna be 6 more weeks of winter...what else do they know? can i just go in the woods & ask a beaver who's gonna win the super bowl?
February 2, 2026 at 10:19 PM
if beavers can predict whether or not there's gonna be 6 more weeks of winter...what else do they know? can i just go in the woods & ask a beaver who's gonna win the super bowl?
on the first day of groundhog my beaver said to me,
six weeks winter unto thee!
six weeks winter unto thee!
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
on the first day of groundhog my beaver said to me,
six weeks winter unto thee!
six weeks winter unto thee!
who decided the best way to determine the weather was whether or not a beaver sees its shadow anyhow
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
who decided the best way to determine the weather was whether or not a beaver sees its shadow anyhow
if you're so offended by people speaking spanish that you need to watch an "alternate halftime show" you don't deserve to watch television. time out. go sit in the corner with the rest of the degenerates
spanish was being spoken in this country 300 YEARS before any english speakers arrived 🙄
spanish was being spoken in this country 300 YEARS before any english speakers arrived 🙄
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
if you're so offended by people speaking spanish that you need to watch an "alternate halftime show" you don't deserve to watch television. time out. go sit in the corner with the rest of the degenerates
spanish was being spoken in this country 300 YEARS before any english speakers arrived 🙄
spanish was being spoken in this country 300 YEARS before any english speakers arrived 🙄