Jeff
@jeffjefferson89.bsky.social
my name is jeff π
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you can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the ass
February 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
you can kiss yourself in the mirror but only on the ass
beanie babies are beanie boomers now
let that sink in
let that sink in
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
beanie babies are beanie boomers now
let that sink in
let that sink in
Reposted by Jeff
Stairwell at the Cleveland School of Art, 1927 by Clarence Carter
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Stairwell at the Cleveland School of Art, 1927 by Clarence Carter
pretty good blerr how about yaself?
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
pretty good blerr how about yaself?
Reposted by Jeff
9/11 did george bush
February 8, 2026 at 9:44 PM
9/11 did george bush
it's so cold outside it feels like outdoors is DLC content & there's no space left on the hard drive
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
it's so cold outside it feels like outdoors is DLC content & there's no space left on the hard drive
babygirl <3's cashews
February 7, 2026 at 6:17 PM
babygirl <3's cashews
fΓ₯ther i must taste of the march mallow
February 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
fΓ₯ther i must taste of the march mallow
cheesebird moment π
February 6, 2026 at 9:29 PM
cheesebird moment π
Reposted by Jeff
iβm so powerful and have a big sexy brain
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
iβm so powerful and have a big sexy brain
instructions unclear
prongler stuck where the sun don't shine
prongler stuck where the sun don't shine
February 6, 2026 at 1:49 PM
instructions unclear
prongler stuck where the sun don't shine
prongler stuck where the sun don't shine
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
February 5, 2026 at 11:56 PM
headset? on
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
knuckles? cracked
heart? broken
yep, it's gamer time!
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 PM
what if instead of "sex toys" they were called "sex tools"
that would be funny i think
that would be funny i think
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 PM
do you want to come over and scream at the sky together
omg strawbaby hiiiii π
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
omg strawbaby hiiiii π
Reposted by Jeff
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
February 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
i saw a bridge today that had a "for sale" sign on it lmao
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
two hours of poleing tad buys a
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
8 by 12 four foot pad im a
frog of means by no means
king of the toad
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
February 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
if you're having hog problems, i feel bad for you, son
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
i got 99 problems but groundhogs ain't one!
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
we are punxsutawney phil
we carry the flame!
we carry the flame!
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?
February 3, 2026 at 8:45 PM
cum?
you mean boyslop?
you mean boyslop?