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this post was inspired by how i used to play vice city with my little sister when she was growing up. i'd unequip all weapons and we'd kinda just drive around listening to all the great radio stations talking about the cool cars and buildings and stuff

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 10h

grand theft auto : nice city

nothing really happens, you just kinda drive around and observe traffic laws and stuff

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 10h

zz top implies the existence of zz bottom

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I've got a dad back @dadback.bsky.social · 5d

French dudes be like Breaux

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 12h

I trust him. This is real.

　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · May 1

a small bird but someone has edited it to
have the head of a dog. it's incredibly cute

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h

got a hangnail on my posting thumb but at least there's a wizard frog out there doing the lord's work

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h

(in light of recent events)

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h

*sees a furry*

thank you for your service.

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h

i don't have a link to the post right now, but her sister posted a follow up saying dolly was just feeling a little under the weather and she was just posting asking for prayers out of sisterly concern. she said she's gonna be okay :)

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 13h

it's actually the first

we had a whole lot of supermoons the past few years, though

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 17h

where did the scoobydoo villains get so many latex masks? some of them lived in very remote places

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

watching bob burgers

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

this year for halloween i'm going to wear a costume

society's costume...

so, like, probably a shirt and pants.

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

that's balderdash, bro

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

haters said he would never ready his horse at the stables

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

there are two kinds of people in this world : people who think taylor swift should write and record more songs about the simpsons seasons 2-9 and people who want to know why

🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

*alien space craft lands*

me : hey do you have any grey poupon lmao *gets vaporized by a laser*

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🎃 Jeff 🎃 @jeffjefferson89.bsky.social · 1d

who up twistin like a cat on a hot tin shack

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