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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Jul 28
presently snortign methamphetamine off mgk’s boner in what is essentially a modern day winona ryder shoplifting situation
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 3h
all gummy bears are the same flavor
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Nov 21
her guess to help me “hack windows” was only 7 characters im going to scream
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Nov 21
my mom asked me to “hack” her laptop last night by which she meant trying to guess her password based on her hint
the “i guess” meme of a comic with two panels. in the first a man, obviously taken with anger and other negative emotion, crosses his arms. in the second, he yells “I GUESS” with his arms thrown into the air
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Nov 21
my mom asked me to “hack” her laptop last night by which she meant trying to guess her password based on her hint
the “i guess” meme of a comic with two panels. in the first a man, obviously taken with anger and other negative emotion, crosses his arms. in the second, he yells “I GUESS” with his arms thrown into the air
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Dec 29
wvery time i watch an ad that is super annoying i throw my arms in the air and yell “mcdonalds” but it never works
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Jun 29
“this little girl has a lot of nicknames” vladimir nabokov ,via magibook
ohrobin.bsky.social
gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Jun 29
I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.
A sponsored at for Magibook, an app that “turns hard books into easy books.” Shown is The Great Gatsby, and a not-at-all hard passage that has been dumbed down into non-existence. We’re so doomed.
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · Jun 29
looka t how fucki g wasteful this prose
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 4h
posted all day adn boy are my arms tired
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 4h
my apologies
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womplestiltskin.bsky.social
dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 6h
just once and it was terrifying
moo deng’s sister bites a human leg.
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
i typed "godm" adn my phone immeidately knew what i wanted
rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
my god-mayorship grows ever closer
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
ever seen a picture of a human next to a hippo. i havent
rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
thinkign about hippos. theyll kill yuo
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tharsull.bsky.social
Thea🏳️‍⚧️ @tharsull.bsky.social · 6h
absurdly dangerous literal land whales with a penchant for projecting poo as far as hippotomally possible
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
my god-mayorship grows ever closer
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yooberz.postes.club
Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 6h
you have made yourself suscepyijlbe to poste
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
i love possums
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
thinkign about hippos. theyll kill yuo
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
naps are good i was tryin to take one a bit ago btu i gave up. rem is good!! we got a delicious smelling body spray today
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
its kind of funny hwo otters have been woobified to the point that i always forget theyre carnivores
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
hippos!!!!
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lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social
lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 6h
activsting the posteing receptors in my brain
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 14h
boofing creatine
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
hi how are yuo
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rem.bsjky.team
­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
its so good
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
thank you so much!!! i use a color-depositing conditioner and i love it!!
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­­　­　­　the­　­­　­　­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 6h
yess
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