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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · Nov 12

The healthiest thing we can do for the internet is get as many regular users as possible running their own websites. You could buy a domain and such, but a super easy starting point is to get a free subdomain of neocities.org, which is like geocities but existing now.

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 7h

gonna let all the homies know about this hack

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Hunter @holybible.bsky.social · 8h

Guys if you take estrogen & paint your nails & use your left hand jerk off it feels like a girl is jerking you off

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 7h

god i love when people know things about trains. idk shit about trains i just know people who know things about trains and it's great

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 8h

oh yeah i shouldve realized skokie has a yard (didn't know the shops there are the most well-equipped tho)

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 8h

way northside on the Red Line, i just saw what i'm 95% sure is a 7000-series Blue Line train southbound in Not In Service mode, so i guess they're using Howard yard for storage and/or maintenance of some 7000-series trains

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 9h

i lost with pocket Que— oh my god I just realized I lost both rounds tonight with pocket Queens

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 9h

heads will roll a-trak remix, you know,,

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h

i thoroughly adore how Two of Hearts by Stacey Q is totally a "check out this sampler i just got"-ass song

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h

but right now tho i'm getting dogshit cards so i turn em over and i'm like 😠how could u say that

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah like regarding personal gardens I have some sympathy, but the non-shade I see people trying to protect in practice is shit like the car-smoggy baking-ass sidewalk of Broadway

lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h

like if i peek at my cards and see A♥️K♥️ i gotta fight the urge to be like ☺️😌hehe u think so?🥰😳🥵

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 10h

when i look at my poker hand and see good cards it feels like getting hit on

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a wicked and unusual boy @myrrlyn.net · 21h

every day i go in to the office and collaborate with a graphical UI designer and every time he says he’s updated figma for me i do not say “figma balls” back at him. i would like a fifty thousand dollar bonus for this effort please

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h

they fixed the emotional support popcorn machine at queer poker night, i can get my emotional support popcorn again

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 13h

he should've just used personal responsibility

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Nosferatu RBMK 🦇 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 13h

this shit looks like someone’s about to shoot franz ferdinand

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14h

NVIDIA and OpenAi:

Concerns that their “increasingly complex and interconnected web of business transactions is artificially propping up the trillion-dollar AI boom.“

@bloomberg.com $NVDA 👀
www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 13h

everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · Jun 25

The things that are and aren't on the TouchTunes library baffle me. Like I was lookin at Flatbush Zombies and they're missing the entire 2023 album, including one of their biggest singles, but they have the THIRTEEN MINUTE LONG outro track off their 2016 album

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · Jul 2

the TouchTunes library is organized like they stole it lol

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 15h

Wow it's almost like mass deportations have historically always been a terrible idea... One might even conclude that immigration is a very good thing, and we should be facilitating it on a massive scale.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

“.. Lower population growth as the president presses ahead with mass deportations will knock between 0.5 and one percentage points off America’s GDP growth between mid-2025 and mid-2026, according to S&P Global Ratings.”

@telegraphnews.bsky.social
www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16h

i could see kash patel just trying to smoke with some guys he knows from college or something. and in my head they don't even realize he's the fbi director.

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Lakeshore Drive Slut @shredded-teat.bsky.social · 16h

i know this isn't what is happening but i can't help but be reminded of the client of my company that is always making excuses to come hang out in chicago because they like being in chicago

Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 17h

This has nothing to do with crime. This is an attempt to crush political dissent.

Never before, in our entire 250 year history, has the military or immigration agents been used like this. It's dystopian, illegal, and it should stop.

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16h

This feels like a great place to bring up Watershed Democracy, the idea that we should rearrange the divisions of government along the literal lay of the land, with the equivalent to "states" perhaps being the major Water Resource Regions and further divisions being the sub-regions within those.

Water Resource Regions map of the United States, depicting the major watersheds. In roughly east to west order, the continental ones are:
New England, Mid-Atlantic, South Atlantic Gulf, Great Lakes, Ohio, Tennessee, Upper Mississippi (or Illinois), Lower Mississippi (or just Mississippi), Arkansas-White-Red (or just Arkansas), Souris Red Rainy, Missouri, Texas-Gulf (or just Texas), Rio Grande, Upper Colorado, Lower Colorado, Great Basin, Pacific Northwest, and California. Hawaii, Alaska, and Puerto Rico are each considered their own.

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a matt @thrillhowse.bsky.social · 16h

this map accurately depicts rochester as being at the contested border of the midwest and northeast. that’s why i’ve always referred to that region of upstate ny as the middle east

William Hazen @williamhazen.bsky.social · 22h

This is the most accurate depiction of the Midwest to date. Wichita has always felt like the last Midwest city while also being the first plains city.

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 16h

the most anti-constitutional administration of all time, but our electeds are generally too bitchmade to do anything about it

George Pearkes @peark.es · 17h

Well that's not how appropriations work at all

*WHITE HOUSE TO TRANSFER TARIFF REVENUE TO FUND WIC: LEAVITT

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