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womplestiltskin.bsky.social
dracula, and his son
@womplestiltskin.bsky.social
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“anne” in non-spooky season recovering engineer born, raised, currently live in Kentucky she/her will someone please update my resume
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · Dec 2
help i have a lot of important stuff to do but i’ve been struck by a sudden desire to learn everything i can about finland
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h
thanks I worked really hard on it
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h
“it’s complicated”
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h
just once and it was terrifying
moo deng’s sister bites a human leg.
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 9h
RIP to the Mongols they would have loved Legends of the Hidden Temple
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 13h
The reason I find Taylor Swift discourse frustrating is that I don’t really like her music, but there’s no good way to say that without implying that I think I have better taste.

I cannot stress enough that I do not have better taste
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 17h
It was a bad idea and she was lucky she wasn’t seriously hurt! But given that she succeeded, it is also very funny
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 17h
why tf does the Super Bowl performer need to be a role model
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 17h
I don’t recommend it but a tiny 75yo woman I know did actually do this and it is very funny to visualize. I think she used some sort of plastic crate
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 18h
but agreed that October should not dare
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 18h
I have good news
washingtonpost.com
The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 18h
Dolly Parton’s sister Freida says she “didn’t mean to scare anyone” with a prayer request on Facebook that prompted a blitz of anxiety from fans and headlines from newspapers speculating on the country star's health status.
Dolly Parton’s sister ‘didn’t mean to scare anyone’ with prayer request
Dolly Parton’s sister Freida triggered a wave of concern for the star’s health with a Facebook post. Freida later said she never meant to make it sound so serious.
wapo.st
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 18h
I had a dream that someone was tapping on my window but I woke up and it was an actual confused moth in my bedroom
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
“squirle” is an acceptable way to spell squirrel
Norman Rockwell painting. Guy standing up to speak at a town hall meme.
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
I like this one
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
you win
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
No
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
I only did it once though
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
Last year I spilled the better part of a bottle of my good expensive olive oil all over the keyboard of my Macbook Pro
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 1d
I was really looking forward to fall/winter but it rained a whole lot and my socks got wet and I am cold and this is bullshit
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 2d
"meme" is short for memento mori
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d
thank god we have tilly norwood who has never written about dick
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d
he knows what he did
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d
This might sound sarcastic but it is not, I really do love this
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d
I’m glad we have bookmarks now because I love to save articles to read later and then not read them
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dracula, and his son @womplestiltskin.bsky.social · 2d
I like to combine that one with this one
webcomicname.com comic: I have so much money. I have more money than you could possibly imagine. I also want you to like me. Oh no.
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bart @bartsmith.bsky.social · 4d
sometimes nextdoor manages to deliver some real gems
I'm not able to continue posting regularly anymore. Some one has to pick up the responsibility. Bye
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