Damien Owens
@damienowens.bsky.social
Life is pretty grim these days, but we have one thing going for us. At least the boys have finally left town. That was- ... Oh, here comes Phil Lynott! Hey, Phil, good to see you. Any news?
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Life is pretty grim these days, but we have one thing going for us. At least the boys have finally left town. That was- ... Oh, here comes Phil Lynott! Hey, Phil, good to see you. Any news?
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
It's becoming clear that I'm never going to be a wealthy gadabout. I know I could try gadding about on a budget but come on, what's the point.
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's becoming clear that I'm never going to be a wealthy gadabout. I know I could try gadding about on a budget but come on, what's the point.
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'Told Trump', lol
Working people have been left behind in New York. In the wealthiest city in the world, one in five can't afford $2.90 for the train or bus. As I told Trump today— it’s time to put those people right back at the heart of our politics.
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
'Told Trump', lol
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The "liver, fava beans and a nice chianti" line in Silence Of The Lambs is a little joke for psychiatrists in the audience - those foods cannot be consumed with the meds (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) that Lecter is supposed to be taking.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The "liver, fava beans and a nice chianti" line in Silence Of The Lambs is a little joke for psychiatrists in the audience - those foods cannot be consumed with the meds (monoamine oxidase inhibitors) that Lecter is supposed to be taking.
People complain about Trump like LBJ wasn't also obsessed with ball room. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDx...
LBJ on the phone ordering pants from Haggar Slacks
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November 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
People complain about Trump like LBJ wasn't also obsessed with ball room. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiDx...
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[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
[me during a relaxing massage]
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
am I lying here wrong I think I’m doing it wrong is she mad at me???
When I see something beautiful ruined - litter in a park, say - I always think of Daphne’s family showing up in Frasier.
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When I see something beautiful ruined - litter in a park, say - I always think of Daphne’s family showing up in Frasier.
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Flight Attendant: No animals on board
Me: He’s my therapy parrot
Parrot: Back off, she needs me. Which is her mother's fault
Me: He’s my therapy parrot
Parrot: Back off, she needs me. Which is her mother's fault
November 18, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Flight Attendant: No animals on board
Me: He’s my therapy parrot
Parrot: Back off, she needs me. Which is her mother's fault
Me: He’s my therapy parrot
Parrot: Back off, she needs me. Which is her mother's fault
‘That’s right, honey. You put your tooth under your pillow and a supernatural being takes it in the night. What do they do with all those teeth? We don’t know. Sleep tight.’
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
‘That’s right, honey. You put your tooth under your pillow and a supernatural being takes it in the night. What do they do with all those teeth? We don’t know. Sleep tight.’
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[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple
[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
Frankenstein challenges us to look in the mirror and ask ourselves ’If I was a big scary guy made out of bits of dead fellas, would I too be all mad about it?’
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Frankenstein challenges us to look in the mirror and ask ourselves ’If I was a big scary guy made out of bits of dead fellas, would I too be all mad about it?’
'It's called The Cones of Dunshire.'
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
'It's called The Cones of Dunshire.'
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There's genuinely something desperately sad about tech bros constantly trying to offload their thinking, their feeling, their entire fucking life on the mechanical turk of the day. They seem to think the point of living is to do as little of it as possible.
June 16, 2025 at 9:21 AM
There's genuinely something desperately sad about tech bros constantly trying to offload their thinking, their feeling, their entire fucking life on the mechanical turk of the day. They seem to think the point of living is to do as little of it as possible.
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Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Okay, that's a good start. Now release the Kelly Rowland Excel Spreadsheets.
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
Mike Johnson is going to have not seen THE SHIT out of this.
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Mike Johnson is going to have not seen THE SHIT out of this.
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Every corporate email
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Every corporate email
Joyce Carol Oates is going to have a fucking stroke.
Trump: Take a look at this if you want to see detail. Most people do a sign and paint it on the wall. So that's half inch thick bronze. Carved. By a very talented person. And it's brass. It's pure brass.
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Joyce Carol Oates is going to have a fucking stroke.