Damien Owens
@damienowens.bsky.social
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Writer/fancy ape damienowens.com Latest book, Duffy and Son: https://shorturl.at/6oF6O
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Ireland picking a President: ‘Someone thoughtful and wise, please, a noble spirit who reflects our better selves.’

Ireland picking a Taoiseach: ‘What can you show me in a Shameless Chancer?’
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jakevig.bsky.social
EMPLOYER: You have to start using AI.

WORKER: Why?

EMPLOYER: I really don't know. But start right away.
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mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
damienowens.bsky.social
Social media apps all share a fatal flaw. They're by definition subject to the sort of people who get to the top of technology companies.
damienowens.bsky.social
The creepiest-looking human I've ever seen
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tupped.bsky.social
New Gist: Jim Bows Out

“For anyone who has ever had to deal with a landlord who took their cash this is the stuff of legend. You would let the monkey paw get you for it.

“Who needs a soul?“, Faust would have said as he traded for this outcome.”

www.thegist.ie/the-gist-jim...
The Gist: Jim Bows Out
Jim Gavin decided to drop a Sunday night bombshell. This is the Gist.
www.thegist.ie
damienowens.bsky.social
Christ. He's going to win, isn't he.
gavreilly.com
For the record: it is not possible, at this juncture, to officially withdraw or to remove a name from the #aras25 ballot paper.

Jim Gavin’s name will remain on the ballot for Friday 24th, merely with no campaign behind it.
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Ordered too much Chinese food for one person so had to do the whole charade of pretending there were other people in the house too, but oversold it and accidentally crafted a one act play about strained friendships and growing apart that is being heavily tipped for awards.
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lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social
Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.

Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.

AI is product poison.
damienowens.bsky.social
Damn right. Just the other day I listened to some 'hip/hop'.
damienowens.bsky.social
I read this and went 'Oooo'. Now I must die.
damienowens.bsky.social
It's not often you see a promising sentence burst into flames quite this badly.
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liljonlovitz.bsky.social
is anybody else's amulet glowing
damienowens.bsky.social
* wipes single tear * Yes
damienowens.bsky.social
People like you don't DESERVE piles of leaves
damienowens.bsky.social
'Uhhh .... Yeah .... Fucking .... * vague gravelly mumbling * ... Swords Central'
damienowens.bsky.social
Wow, Dublin's MetroLink finally has planning permission. None of us will live to see it actually built, of course, but let's try to be happy for our great-great-grandchildren.
damienowens.bsky.social
Given time, I bet she could have taught him some simple signs.
Screenshot of Bluesky trending list. Top two names are human skin tag Stephen Miller and beloved primatologist Jane Goodall.