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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911)

@gurtsherm.bsky.social

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songwriter, sports thought haver, far lefty univ of ga alum savannah, ga 1995-present 🏳️‍🌈

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

i've been watching Blazing Saddles on many pauses since this morning

i've seen it at least 20 times it's fine

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

just being a happy dork writing music outside, belly full of börgers, nothing can bother me today

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

livin large

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

i'm making two triple cheeseburgers because god dammit i deserve nice things sometimes no matter how much i dwell on making mistakes

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 4h

Gracias por recordarme que puedo leer español (even though i speak spanish so fucking badly now)

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 5h

made a hole next to the tree for simple target practice because i don't play real golf

i'm goddamn $$$$$$ with a pitching wedge

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 7h

weird grammatical pet peeve: using "everyday" when you mean every day, every single day

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 8h

Songwriting day. No doctors on the schedule. Many pent-up emotions.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 9h

Well, I scheduled a 12:45 phone meeting with UGA about that digital marketing certificate. I've never made over $40K in a year (good thing I'm cheap) and I need to grow up. Clock's a-tickin'.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 11h

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 19h

I just have one thing to say about/to Marlins Man who has been doing this for a decade:

We get it, you're rich beyond belief, I don't like you.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 19h

aaron judge reinhold

aaron judge's face over judge reinhold's body in one of the beverly hills cop movies

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 19h

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

Personally I want to grow old with the foul ball pole in right field, raise a family, fall in love again every day <3

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

It'd be a funny bit just have an otherwise nonexistent nameplate with "LAST NAME" or something on the jersey

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

crime without the violence = yes

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

I know the answer! Yankees and Rockies. I know a lot about the '95 playoffs as an ATL fan.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

head injuries are no joke, kids

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

Sometimes I forget that the World Series used to be the only playoff in MLB but I was born in 1995 so even then I've only ever known baseball with at least a League Championship Series as well.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

Absolutely flawless. What are the fuckin' odds?

Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 20h

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 21h

I don't want to live in a world without Dolly. I really hope she's okay.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

The Yankees' no beard rule has always been so bizarre to me, even as a kid. They're grown men and you're policing their appearance? Odd.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 22h

two pilots walking toward a plane fighting over who's captain and who's first officer, call it ground beef

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

This Baseball vs. Rain boxing match SUCKS.

Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

hanging a sign that says "enter as strangers, leave as friends" above the bathroom glory hole

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

no like really i had no idea about the energy input when i was just like "stealing art is bad"