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mave @mave.bsky.social · 17d

You know where you won’t see a series of increasingly worrisome headlines? Inside my hollow tree ever since the wifi went out because I chewed through a wire

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ceej @ceej.online · May 31

This is weird, but maybe helpful for other folks: I've been struggling with a persistent ringing in my ears for months, and finally scheduled an appointment to get it checked out. The doctor found a tiny experimental noise band in there. Little table full of gear, bunch of cables and everything

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 16d

pierooooooo

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 17d

Sorry I lost your dog, he hit a speed boost arrow & that’s the last I saw him

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · 16d

my face when [doleful sound of the wind howling through a metal door left ajar]

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Sep 3

i have...so many thoughts

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 22

don't let her take that thing to goodwill, that's how horror movies start

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · Aug 21

NFTs were a bubble, AI is a bubble, but small carvings of large hipped women have remained popular with unsettling lighthouse keepers for 200 years, invest with confidence

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · Aug 22

the all-new, fully redesigned 2025 homie

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 22

is anybody else's amulet glowing

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 13

[message from your dasher]
hey is it cool if i haunt your dreams a lil bit

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 1

person i just met at a party: so what do you do for work?
me (wincing): computer,

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Jul 30

At a funeral saying deadass instead of amen

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 1

not enough booger chat generally, imo

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Aug 1

me (proudly): so sharks, what do you think
mark cuban: well i for one cannot stand you. you're like a greasy little goblin or something
kevin o'leary: a gremlin
mark cuban: a gremlin. and for that reason, i'm out

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · Jul 31

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jul 31

easy. massive feet

a screenshot of a smithsonian article headline that reads "archaeologists keep finding massive shoes at an ancient roman fort—and they have no idea why..."

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jul 25

so tired of leaving my house only to be swooped up by the talons of an enormous predatory bird and dropped on top of a tall building

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jul 22

job interviewer: tell me a little about yourself
me: my bones are sturdy and strong

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jul 10

always fun to drive past someone emphatically trying to reason with their dog

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jul 9

amazon delivery vans should play music like the ice cream truck

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Jun 29

Why did so many people I went to high school with become yoga masters 25 years later? Is it because of the Nintendo Switch? Nintendo is making us more serene and flexible and I don't trust it.

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jun 29

spending a generous portion of today tending to my many Feuds

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jun 6

are you implying some subtext here.

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lil jon lovitz @liljonlovitz.bsky.social · Jun 3

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