Mel (melissajean)
@melissajean98.bsky.social
I like food and animals. A bit obsessed with Spam and goetta.
Be kind.
Be kind.
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*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*
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important safety tip: don’t own a pet that can kill you
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
important safety tip: don’t own a pet that can kill you
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moon out there looking like a big toe nail clipping
shine yer little heart out, moon
shine yer little heart out, moon
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
moon out there looking like a big toe nail clipping
shine yer little heart out, moon
shine yer little heart out, moon
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I’m dead 😹🙀😹
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m dead 😹🙀😹
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A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
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if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
if you have pedialyte in your cart along with alcohol that should count as your ID
Sometimes a girl just needs to make some crab cakes with cajun remoulade.
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Sometimes a girl just needs to make some crab cakes with cajun remoulade.
Well done, Lions
a mascot for the new york giants stands in front of a blue fence
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November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Well done, Lions
Bummed that the Colts just lost to the most annoying team. Boooooo
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Bummed that the Colts just lost to the most annoying team. Boooooo
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Can you guess who just got adopted?
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Can you guess who just got adopted?
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ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
ugh, my dashboard is gas lighting me
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i bid you bidet, sir
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i bid you bidet, sir
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My business teacher is such a hack he said the best ladder is the social ladder but then I see him using a steel one to put up his Christmas lights.
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My business teacher is such a hack he said the best ladder is the social ladder but then I see him using a steel one to put up his Christmas lights.
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The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
May 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.
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I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I am asking all men on International Men's Day to smile more
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Y’all, it’s Patrick! They found Patrick!
August 12, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Y’all, it’s Patrick! They found Patrick!
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New fidget spinner just dropped.
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
New fidget spinner just dropped.
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I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I hope my made up words don't make you.....discomfortable
I made braised short ribs 🤤
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I made braised short ribs 🤤