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randommuser.bsky.social
Random Muser
@randommuser.bsky.social
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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.

2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
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backstory: I haven’t talked to my brother in a few years, just heard from him again (no other call or text)
12:316 656 +1 (833) 792-4... › Text Message • SMS Tuesday 6:01PM Cash App: A!. canceled the request for $30 Yesterday 12:32PM Cash App: Al. requested $100. Open the app to pay or decline this request. If you did not expect this message from an unknown sender, it may be spam. Report Spam + Text Message • SMS Q
January 29, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Post a random picture from your phone without explanation
I don’t remember what this Pokemon is and my foot
January 28, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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eating a dang quesadilla
chicken and cheese quesadilla with a side of crema. I put tapatio on it
January 28, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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@los-los.bsky.social your california is showing
= X US News NEW YORK POST Edition (CA V NY Metro Long Island Politics LOG IN World Nei METRO Zohran Mamdani reveals poor snow shoveling form as he strains his back in photo opportunity By Hannah Fierick, Craig McCarthy and Matt Troutman 272 Published Jan. 26, 2026, 1:46 p.m. ET
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 AM
randommuser.bsky.social
The Wire
Your private part is named after the last movie or TV show you watched. What is yours?
January 27, 2026 at 11:28 PM
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another rewatch, see if you recognize
Picture of a tv. A guy wearing black says “Shit.” Background is buildings, trees, some other people
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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ok this is gonna be a hit hopefully I didn’t post before
seafood boil with various kinds of seafood, potatoes, corn
January 26, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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My rather pathetic pizza 😂
Pepperoni French bread pizza
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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with alt text
New York, Jan 25, 2026 - Following the news of yet another fatal shooting in Minneapolis, a city that has been on the forefront of the fight against injustices, NBA players can no longer remain silent. Now more than ever, we must defend the right to freedom of speech and stand in solidarity with the people in Minnesota protesting and risking their lives to demand justice. The fraternity of NBA players, like the United States itself, is a community enriched by its global citizens, and we refuse to let the flames of division threaten the civil liberties that are meant to protect us all. The NBPA and its members extend our deepest condolences to the families of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, just as our thoughts remain focused on the safety and well-being of all members of our community. ###
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
randommuser.bsky.social
Show your lock screen
My son standing in Coit tower, San Francisco Normally without the smiley face lol
January 25, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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the weather is absolutely beautiful today here. not tryna be a dick and brag about it. it’s just weird because things are so shitty
58 degrees and sunny, high 61, low 47 Sunny conditions will continue for the rest of the day. Wind gusts are up to 17 mph. Now 1PM 2PM 3PM 4PM 5PM 58° 59° 60° 61° 61° 58°
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Quote post with a picture of you being a dork

(I know @twosense.bsky.social likes my cousin it pic )
yes, I’m cousin it
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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don’t have one yet, but do wish I could text brisket
Brisket, a small tabby cat, loafing on a bed
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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here are some more grumpy asses
Donkeys grazing outside my son’s dorm
January 23, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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I haven’t eaten breakfast yet but kid is having chorizo and I wish I could join him
chorizo and hash browns courtesy of the UCR dining hall and my hard earned money
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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without downloading, where are you mentally
mummy
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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be careful voting!
bear e° @kira-bear.bsky.social • she/her • Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday Voting (Slipped in voting booth) you'd tell me if i had a weird lable, right??? 2:37 PM • Jan 17, 2026 ® Everybody can reply 4 likes 1
January 18, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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sunset
sunset over San Bruno mountain, ubiquitous ugly power lines
January 18, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Drop something watery if you feel like
The 7 mile bridge in the Florida keys. The right bridge is the original and not in use by regular traffic.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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really really red ❤️
redheaded son and girlfriend in prom pictures
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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basic but delish
cheddar, bacon, scrambled eggs, avocado on toasted white bread
January 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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synergy
drojo: I had a daymare Birdie, Best Beloved: Man, i’m tired. I really pulled an all-dayer.
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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🤔
3:01 ₫ Zohran Kwame Mamdanic! (born October 18, 1991) is an American
January 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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y’all. 🥰😻

not me but this is what I need
Brisket sleeping next to her mama’s face
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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I think I just got the appetizer but yeah yum
RACLETTE DINNER AQ Alpine cheese melted at your table - a Swiss tradition! Ask your server for tonight's cheese selection. Potatoes • Pickled Vegetables • Raclette Spice Add a charcuterie board +$20 * Limited Availability
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM