Cricket
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Gayyyy. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
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Cricket
@manicpanic.bsky.social
· Feb 13
I bet if I sexted with that asteroid I could make it come pretty fast
Was checking my lipstick in my camera and accidentally took a selfie at the precise moment a cute girl called me “beautiful” 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Was checking my lipstick in my camera and accidentally took a selfie at the precise moment a cute girl called me “beautiful” 🥰
Just remembered I dreamed I got blocked by my best friend so that explains the low level of panic that’s persisted throughout my morning 😭
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just remembered I dreamed I got blocked by my best friend so that explains the low level of panic that’s persisted throughout my morning 😭
The Governors Awards were held the other day and usually it’s a fairly meh event fashion-wise but this year was almost Oscar level - considering doing a lil fashion microblogging for y’all today, it’s been a while!!
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The Governors Awards were held the other day and usually it’s a fairly meh event fashion-wise but this year was almost Oscar level - considering doing a lil fashion microblogging for y’all today, it’s been a while!!
Kids insisted on sleeping in my bed and they are just too damn big for this so now I’m on the couch and can’t sleep so I just took an edible at 1:30 out of desperation wheeee tomorrow is gonna be fun
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Kids insisted on sleeping in my bed and they are just too damn big for this so now I’m on the couch and can’t sleep so I just took an edible at 1:30 out of desperation wheeee tomorrow is gonna be fun
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Too many folks still following this rapist
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Too many folks still following this rapist
Have learned that wearing red makes you scientifically more attractive to men so I’m about to go out and buy a bunch of red clothing so that when I reject them it hurts that much more
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Have learned that wearing red makes you scientifically more attractive to men so I’m about to go out and buy a bunch of red clothing so that when I reject them it hurts that much more
Just cackled remembering the time I tried to do a “capsule wardrobe” as though I have literally one ounce of restraint or capacity to limit myself
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Just cackled remembering the time I tried to do a “capsule wardrobe” as though I have literally one ounce of restraint or capacity to limit myself
Being polyamorous means just not understanding the use of a love triangle as a plot device
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Being polyamorous means just not understanding the use of a love triangle as a plot device
Someone on a dating app just asked what I do for exercise since I’m “still so trim after two kids”
lol babe it’s called chronic anxiety 💅🏻
(Immediate unmatch)
lol babe it’s called chronic anxiety 💅🏻
(Immediate unmatch)
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Someone on a dating app just asked what I do for exercise since I’m “still so trim after two kids”
lol babe it’s called chronic anxiety 💅🏻
(Immediate unmatch)
lol babe it’s called chronic anxiety 💅🏻
(Immediate unmatch)
My KINGDOM for bralettes that actually accommodate small band sizes and large cup sizes
I refuse to wear underwire anymore. REFUSE I tell you. So here I am wearing a “medium” that’s got a gap around my rib cage with my tits spilling out the top 😭😭😭😭😭
I refuse to wear underwire anymore. REFUSE I tell you. So here I am wearing a “medium” that’s got a gap around my rib cage with my tits spilling out the top 😭😭😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My KINGDOM for bralettes that actually accommodate small band sizes and large cup sizes
I refuse to wear underwire anymore. REFUSE I tell you. So here I am wearing a “medium” that’s got a gap around my rib cage with my tits spilling out the top 😭😭😭😭😭
I refuse to wear underwire anymore. REFUSE I tell you. So here I am wearing a “medium” that’s got a gap around my rib cage with my tits spilling out the top 😭😭😭😭😭
I have a vibrator in the glove compartment of my car and no I will not be elaborating further
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have a vibrator in the glove compartment of my car and no I will not be elaborating further
I’m not an avoidant! Could an avoidantly attached person do *this*?!?
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m not an avoidant! Could an avoidantly attached person do *this*?!?
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
* doesn’t respond to a single text message for weeks, runs out of the room screaming if someone expresses any interest in being nice to me
Never anticipated a slutty gay renaissance for myself in my late 40s but here we are.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Never anticipated a slutty gay renaissance for myself in my late 40s but here we are.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
Never give up hope and never let your shitty husband stand between you and your best life.
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When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
When you’re walking around wearing the same clothes someone tore off last night right before they fucked your soul right out of your body 😇💅🏻
Support your small local music venues
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Support your small local music venues
Who is this “we” you speak of
No one’s feelings are wrong. That’s not my point. We’re in a real battle, against a corrupt and malevolent foe, with huge stakes. We must win.
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Who is this “we” you speak of
Burlesque show, edibles, date night with partner, no work tomorrow. These are the moments that make it all worth it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Burlesque show, edibles, date night with partner, no work tomorrow. These are the moments that make it all worth it.
Can u guess what the weather is like
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Can u guess what the weather is like
Look just because i happen to be a slut with intimacy issues doesn’t mean *all* polyamorous people are like that
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Look just because i happen to be a slut with intimacy issues doesn’t mean *all* polyamorous people are like that
Quick vibe check kids, how are we all doing are we all still completely losing our shit on a daily basis
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Quick vibe check kids, how are we all doing are we all still completely losing our shit on a daily basis
Hey cishets if you’re more up in arms about the future of marriage equality than you are about the fact that trans healthcare has suffered devastating blows in this country I’m gonna need you to really think about how much of an “ally” you really are to the queer community.
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hey cishets if you’re more up in arms about the future of marriage equality than you are about the fact that trans healthcare has suffered devastating blows in this country I’m gonna need you to really think about how much of an “ally” you really are to the queer community.
Some of you seem to be following this dumb bitch just FYI
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Some of you seem to be following this dumb bitch just FYI
Sending my perpetually insomniac friend a “u up?” message bc I also have insomnia tonight and want to chat with someone like we’re kids with two tin cans attached by a string
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Sending my perpetually insomniac friend a “u up?” message bc I also have insomnia tonight and want to chat with someone like we’re kids with two tin cans attached by a string