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John Cullen
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I have no idea what I am doing

He/Him

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I suppose I should do an intro post.

I john. I comics. Also patreon.

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Commission of Tintin and the commissioner’s dog
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Nearly fell for that obvious rage bait from some American journalist.

Anyhoo, blocked them.

Here's a GIF instead.
two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A new Defunctland video and it's over four hours?

Oh my, yes.
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Looked over at my modeling workstation and caught him doing this. Dude, I thought we were cool!
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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SAMURAI SHODOWN
SNK/SYSTEM VISION 1994
SEGA GENESIS
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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My cover for the upcoming Green Lantern #32
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Got a laugh when I checked the local paper's Facebook, and saw a post about the local enterprise centre holding an event at Google's Irish HQ to "help businesses understand the benefits of AI."

Zero likes.

This is a page where every post --no matter how mundane-- will get at least a single like.
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Watching the opening of Welcome to Derry for the first time.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Did you know that in PAL territories, Robotnik was renamed Robot Nick.

This tested especially well in the UK.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Did you know that the character, Metroid, who you play as in Metroid, is actually a human.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I think my soul would leave my body, never to return.
At’The Word for the World’ exhibition of Le Guin’s maps and it includes what reads as a very irate note to her cover artist about how a dragon should look.
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Did you know that Doki Doki Panic was actually a reworked version of Super Mario Bros. 2
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I need to do a drawing for my nephew's upcoming fifth birthday, so I quickly scribbled this thumbnail.

Will take it into Procreate, and hopefully work it into something that looks decent.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Tides of Numenara is down to below a tenner at the moment. I see it has very mixed reviews, with even the people praising it doing so with caveats.

Is it worth picking up, though? I know it can't possibly match Planescape Torment, but I wouldn't expect it to.
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Thanks very much to @trashedpicture.bsky.social for the belated birthday care package!
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Me seeing people making Mr. Sparkle jokes under Mondo Mascots posts
a man in a green sweater stands in front of a fireplace in a living room
ALT: a man in a green sweater stands in front of a fireplace in a living room
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
the pain means bread
Mario Kart: Double Dash contains a bizarre "eternal European pain" glitch whereby being burned when entering a pipe will cause the character to remain in pain indefinitely, but only in the European version.
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hey remember how one of the reasons the real world in the matrix is a hellscape is because humans blocked out the sun
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.

The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.

Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
can someone murder the aldi carrot please
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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You can buy this now, unless you live in America

shorturl.at/ZNPiK
November 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every single video made by Americans about the history of gaming*

*bar some notable exceptions
new insult: "I hope an american makes a misinformative video essay about your favourite thing"
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Yep.

Even with the aid of noise cancelling headphones, I find I often can't concentrate on my work due to knowing that someone could knock on my door needing something.

It's why I've made a habit of going to a coffee place to get work done.
Turns out it IS hard to be creative without a space where you can work undisturbed, while being pulled in about fifty different directions by other responsibilities, the needs of others, and general household drudgery, and at the mercy of a very fragile income stream
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I think about this John Cullen comic all the time. Thank you! @nellucnhoj.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM