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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀

@beaucoupkevin.com

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Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker. Be kind, be kind; be kind.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · Sep 26

Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

It's really felt like a working class superhero comic in all the right ways.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 5h

a person in a superhero costume is running down the street

ALT: a person in a superhero costume is running down the street

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 5h

I really enjoyed that last episode of PEACEMAKER S2.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 12h

Boy, Darrell Hammond as Sean Connery really ruined me reading the word "therapist" correctly on the first try. And second. And third. And twelfth.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 12h

like i said in the comments: they killed rebecca ferguson in mission impossible: dead reckoning so we can't have an ilsa faust series, so she has to go and do this

(ps: they should make a QUEEN AND COUNTRY streamer with her as Tara Chace, yes.)

Chewbacca But A Wolf Man @jason1749.bsky.social · 12h

lol Chris Pratt in Shitty Minority Report youtu.be/dSS4yqd0x6o?...

Mercy | Official Trailer

YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 12h

they killed her in mission impossibles for this instead of giving her an ilsa faust franchise

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 12h

what is going on in this stock photo

a stock photo showing a white woman on a razor scooter, a woman of color holding up a piece of paper reading "?", and a white man pushing a black man in a wheelchair; the black man does not look pleased by what is happening.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

I don't blame them, but it also makes me go "Hmmm, you DID mention Kevin Spacey...is there a REASON for this...JORMA?"

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

Me and bread, same way. Months will go buy, no interest, then I'm like "TIME TO MAKE SHOKOPAN!"

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

a man in a black suit says do it in white letters

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

Boy Seth Meyers and The Lonely Island did not mention James Franco by name ONCE this week when talking about this sketch and the episode it appeared in.

SNL Digital Short: The Tizzle Wizzle Show (Jammy Shuffle) - SNL

YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

when you get the ingredients make a batch and then FREEZE THEM. They thaw great, esp if you have a toaster oven.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

lyndsay did you know you can make a scone
they are not hard

english people make them all the time and have you seen their cooking

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

The wayback machine will let you view it; you could copy and paste and put the way back machine URL in any citation, I guess?

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 14h

To be fair we all have that plan.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 15h

No, specifically named as a Captain there.

Insurmountable canonic error!!!!

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 15h

okay but kirk was demoted to captain at the end of star trek iv why isn't that reflected here hmmmm

Trek Central @trekcentral.net · 17h

⭐️NYCC ACADEMY BOOTH

More images from Paramount’s NYCC #StarFleetAcademy booth!

More Images 👇
#StarTrek

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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 16h

The only rich comedian I want to hear from is Rich Hall's Sniglets. patreon.com/BrianMcFadden

(panel 1 - A poster for a fictitious comedy festival.)
Pariah State Comedy Festival
Featuring:
Lord Edge
Dr. Dismembo
Man O'Sphere, the misogynist orb
Dirty Dan and the Skeeze
The Unknown Racist (paper bag Klan hood)
Notes App Apology (Sorry I can't be there! After consultation with my friends and family, I decided that while I desperately wanted to cash that fat check, my fans would find out.)
Public Ineffectual
Steve the Meme
The Kush Man (Jared Kushner smoking a blunt)
A Parrot that knows slurs
A Vague Memory of Someone from the '90s (blurry over retro background)
Debatin' Baby
Female (wearing a niqab)
Fatberg!
Severed Head Fred
A.I. Comedian That's Incapable of Shame

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 16h

Now that I've watched the trailer, I'm even crankier that I won't be able to see this in theaters.

DEPECHE MODE: M | Official Trailer | Experience It In IMAX®

YouTube video by IMAX

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 16h

Going to watch David Ortiz and Vladimir Guerrero Jr enjoy themselves whenever I'm worried about the world.

DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 16h

a man wearing a clear plastic coat is walking through a hallway

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 17h

[denzel laughing dot gif]

Jordan Peterson diagnosed with chronic condition after exposure to mold

Peterson's daughter said her father has a "genetic predisposition that causes the immune system to have an inability to identify and detoxify mold."

www.newsweek.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 17h

From what I can tell everybody can agree on TECHNIQUE being the best recording experience because they barely worked on it for three months in Ibiza and then knocked it out in two weeks when back in the UK at Real World.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 18h

I've also ordered Bernard's Sumner's book as well as both of Steven Morris's, so you can look forward to more New Order posting in the future..

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 18h

"Kevin, you've been reading this book for a month!"

Yeah, it's too big to read in bed and it's like 700 pages long.

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