Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
Be kind, be kind; be kind.
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Kevin Church
@beaucoupkevin.com
· Sep 26
Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
All you have to do is follow three simple rules.
One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.
Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.
And three, be nice.
Never been happier to be on Android. Who thought this was a good idea?
Playing the “Blade Runner” score in Apple Music on iOS 26 and —— OH GOD WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Never been happier to be on Android. Who thought this was a good idea?
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I want everyone in this current administration to be defenestrated.
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I want everyone in this current administration to be defenestrated.
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I want everyone in this current administration to be defenestrated.
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
(So tell me what you want, what you really, really want)
I want everyone in this current administration to be defenestrated.
YES. GOOD NEWS FINALLY.
Godzilla Minus Zero Confirmed for North American Theatrical Release on
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godzilla.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
YES. GOOD NEWS FINALLY.
Watching one of the two good Steven Seagal movies.
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Watching one of the two good Steven Seagal movies.
Hey, America. It's that night.
January 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Hey, America. It's that night.
this is where my grandmother and grandfather met
January 10, 2026 at 12:12 AM
this is where my grandmother and grandfather met
You've heard of, loved, and maybe even worn Big Dog Shirts.
Since 1983, they've been a staple of dads on vacation, dads doing chores around the house, and dads in line at the hardware store.
However, it's time for the line to evolve for the 21st century. Please welcome...
Since 1983, they've been a staple of dads on vacation, dads doing chores around the house, and dads in line at the hardware store.
However, it's time for the line to evolve for the 21st century. Please welcome...
January 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
You've heard of, loved, and maybe even worn Big Dog Shirts.
Since 1983, they've been a staple of dads on vacation, dads doing chores around the house, and dads in line at the hardware store.
However, it's time for the line to evolve for the 21st century. Please welcome...
Since 1983, they've been a staple of dads on vacation, dads doing chores around the house, and dads in line at the hardware store.
However, it's time for the line to evolve for the 21st century. Please welcome...
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when I get to hell the first chance I get I'm bustin out of my cell to go have words with the motherfucker that designed "tear here" tabs on zip-lock packages
January 9, 2026 at 11:27 PM
when I get to hell the first chance I get I'm bustin out of my cell to go have words with the motherfucker that designed "tear here" tabs on zip-lock packages
I'm gonna hold the fucker down for you.
January 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'm gonna hold the fucker down for you.
I generally prefer it when someone who works within a franchise is not a fan, but I'll make an exception for Paul Giamatti, who seems to be having fun as a villain already.
Who are movie star (and #StarfleetAcademy bad guy Paul Giamatti's favorite #StarTrek villains?
January 9, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I generally prefer it when someone who works within a franchise is not a fan, but I'll make an exception for Paul Giamatti, who seems to be having fun as a villain already.
1. This is why I hate Decepticons being cars.
2. You know there's at least five dozen cops that saw this and did the Bill Hader Popcorn Meme in the theater.
2. You know there's at least five dozen cops that saw this and did the Bill Hader Popcorn Meme in the theater.
January 9, 2026 at 6:01 PM
1. This is why I hate Decepticons being cars.
2. You know there's at least five dozen cops that saw this and did the Bill Hader Popcorn Meme in the theater.
2. You know there's at least five dozen cops that saw this and did the Bill Hader Popcorn Meme in the theater.
i guess i can show them the memes on my phone while you offer them an iou
January 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
i guess i can show them the memes on my phone while you offer them an iou
now we can't start our checks and meme business
January 9, 2026 at 5:31 PM
now we can't start our checks and meme business
this made me do a hate crime by throwing my monitor into a gulch, marian
you owe me a new monitor
you owe me a new monitor
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
this made me do a hate crime by throwing my monitor into a gulch, marian
you owe me a new monitor
you owe me a new monitor
legitimately think it would be hilarious to film a grown man standing in front of a middle school hollering "GRAYSON! GRAYSON DEVREAUX! GET THE HELL OVER HERE AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!"
hey zack cregger i've got your opening shot for WEAPONS 2
hey zack cregger i've got your opening shot for WEAPONS 2
January 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
legitimately think it would be hilarious to film a grown man standing in front of a middle school hollering "GRAYSON! GRAYSON DEVREAUX! GET THE HELL OVER HERE AND FACE ME, YOU COWARD!"
hey zack cregger i've got your opening shot for WEAPONS 2
hey zack cregger i've got your opening shot for WEAPONS 2
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
this is why I'm going to the elementary school at dismissal and finally having it out with Grayson Devreaux, the little shit.
"choose your battles" is a good thing to keep in mind right now
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
this is why I'm going to the elementary school at dismissal and finally having it out with Grayson Devreaux, the little shit.
A big part of growing as a white male is learning to step aside when other people want to cuss out those in their demographic.
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
A big part of growing as a white male is learning to step aside when other people want to cuss out those in their demographic.
An ALDERMAN???
a man with sunglasses and a tattoo on his arm
ALT: a man with sunglasses and a tattoo on his arm
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:54 PM
An ALDERMAN???
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i mean to be fair he looks like he’s morbiusly struggling with his vampirism and he’s begging people not to be out at night when his insatiable hunger for blood will put them at risk
Ald. Jim Gardiner urged riders not to use public transit after dark, but data shows CTA crime is down. blockclubchi.co/49ddyCb
January 9, 2026 at 3:53 PM
i mean to be fair he looks like he’s morbiusly struggling with his vampirism and he’s begging people not to be out at night when his insatiable hunger for blood will put them at risk
ME: God, I hate her.
RK: That rat-■■■■ing, dog-shooting ■■■■ should go to hell and ■■■■ ten ■■■■ an hour until ■■■■■■■■.
RK: That rat-■■■■ing, dog-shooting ■■■■ should go to hell and ■■■■ ten ■■■■ an hour until ■■■■■■■■.
January 9, 2026 at 3:50 PM
ME: God, I hate her.
RK: That rat-■■■■ing, dog-shooting ■■■■ should go to hell and ■■■■ ten ■■■■ an hour until ■■■■■■■■.
RK: That rat-■■■■ing, dog-shooting ■■■■ should go to hell and ■■■■ ten ■■■■ an hour until ■■■■■■■■.
My wife is a feminist; she has helped me a lot when it comes to understanding the role that gender plays in every facet of society. She has made me a better person.
That said.
The names that she calls Kristi Noem when she appears on screen make me blush.
That said.
The names that she calls Kristi Noem when she appears on screen make me blush.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
My wife is a feminist; she has helped me a lot when it comes to understanding the role that gender plays in every facet of society. She has made me a better person.
That said.
The names that she calls Kristi Noem when she appears on screen make me blush.
That said.
The names that she calls Kristi Noem when she appears on screen make me blush.
We could only get to Warp 5, 5.2 if we wanted to hear Trip complain about it for the next month.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
We could only get to Warp 5, 5.2 if we wanted to hear Trip complain about it for the next month.