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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 7h

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 15h

oh NO

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 15h

youre right and you should say it

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 15h

this thumbnail photo stahhhhhppppppp

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.

www.vulture.com

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 18h

anyone else’s hardwood floors have that finish where when you clean up a spill it sounds like the record slides from the beginning of the”what does your soul look like pt 1 (blue sky revisit)” by dj shadow from his landmark album …endtroducing ?

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 20h

"better than ezra" hot damn, bravo

Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 20h

spacey's face blurred out on the for nobel consideration reel

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

but it did happen

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 1d

Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

the fact that’s the same guy as one of the hunks from unreal is, frankly, unreal

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

almost posted this until i expanded the replies lol

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

ugh love ordway

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ShitpostBot 5000 @shitpostbot.com · 1d

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

a man with curly hair says i do n't like it

ALT: a man with curly hair says i do n't like it

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 1d

is there an app? am i just missing that option?

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Little Deer Comics @littledeercomics.bsky.social · 2d

Let’s make rent! Very close now. And it’s Thursday! The day we’re open until 7! Perfect for an evening browse about Stoneybatter!

A normal Thursday income (10 customers) would get us to rent! Bring friends and strangers to Little Deer! Spam your loved ones and enemies with
littledeercomics.ie

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

homer, asleep, saying "change the channel, marge" at the funeral of frank grimes, or grimey as he liked to be called

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

"senator, answer the question: have you heard this? have you heard about this??"

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2d

Close-up photos have revealed the prepared list of put-downs that Pam Bondi brought to use against senators during her Epstein hearing.

Bondi Accidentally Reveals Her Burn Book for Fiery Epstein Hearing

The attorney general chose to lash out rather than answer questions from lawmakers about the late pedophile.

trib.al

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

lmao no one ever reviews comics on cmx this is really funny to me

someone gave the the world to come punisher one star

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · Mar 3

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKALATON WONDRING WHY ANY ONES STILL USING "DA NAZI BAR" IF THERE NOT ENJOYING ALL DA RIGHT WING BULL SHIT IN THERE, IF YOU ROOTED AROUND IN THE PORTOPOTTY EVERY DAY LOOKEN FOR TURDS AND SAID IT WAS BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SAY THE TURDS ARE BAD, I DONT THINK ANY ONE WOULD BELIEVE YOU, AT THE END OF THE DAY IF YOU GOT SHIT UP TO YOUR ELBOW'S YA GOTTA ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE THE SMELL, ANY WAY A SKELATON IS AT SELF CHECK OUT AND THINKEN ABOUT MOVING ITEMS AROUND IN THE CORECT ORDER, EVERY LEVEL OF CAPTALISM IS ABOUT PAYING AS LITTLE OUT TO LABOR AS POSSIBLE, EVEN THO ITS MORE FUN TO SHOP WITHOUT TALKING TO ANY ONE IT WAS A SIGN THAT THE RULING CLASS WOULD RATHER PAY TWICE AS MUCH TO BUY A COMPUTER THAN TO HIRE A WORKER, ITS CLASS WARFARE AND IF YOU AINT FIGHTING THEM YOUR LOSING, ANY WAY DA TEXT SAYS "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2025, IF I WANTED TO BE YELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNIGN THEM "- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Nina Corcoran @ninacorcoran.bsky.social · 2d

Karly Hartzman is one of our greatest modern writers

Vulture @vulture.com · 2d

Wednesday’s Karly Hartzman and MJ Lenderman broke up. A month later, she writes in this personal essay, she had to record a love song for him for the band’s new album, ‘Bleeds.’

‘I’m Poking Roadkill With a Stick. Making It Twitch.’

Wednesday’s Karly Hartzman and MJ Lenderman broke up. A month later, she writes in this personal essay, she had to record a love song for him for the band’s new album, ‘Bleeds.’

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

that mini-story about the prank calls a week or so back is such an all timer

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

pitchfork hire swanboy

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

god knew what she was doin when she invented mountain dew

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Benjamin Birdie’s Bible Bonkers @benjaminbirdie.bsky.social · 2d

dc ko has the wildest retcon i've maybe ever seen