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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀

@beaucoupkevin.com

2.2K followers 330 following 19K posts

Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker. Be kind, be kind; be kind.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · Sep 26

Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2h

I am very glad @magpie.tips is here for my Work Gripes. They are so specific to our industry that venting in the open just makes me sound like a madman.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 2h

(Italian in this case, and I wondered the same thing.)

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 3h

Nobody show 47 this because he's going to think it's a good idea.

Palazzo Braschi, which was the home office of the Italian Fascist Party that Benito Mussolini headed.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 3h

"Ma'am, I see you've started typing in Impact. Gonna need to see some ID."

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 3h

They are very worried you will make non-approved memes.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 20d

Disney has a chance to get everybody to like them again.

IASIP episode title card: The Gang Finds a Xenomorph Egg in the Basement

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

Could just five fucking Republicans grow a spine here?

Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 4h

My gosh. After the US bombed multiple boats in the middle of the ocean, murdering people on grounds that they were allegedly "carrying drugs," the US Attorney General says "Just like we did with cartels, we're going to take the same approach, President Trump, with Antifa."

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

My favorite thing about him was how he treated the kids; they were old enough to be talked to without coddling and he knew it.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

Seems like a good time for this movie to come out.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 4h

France Nuyen? She played Elaan of Troyius in the TOS episode that shared her name.

Paul Winfield? He played Captain Terrell of the U.S.S. Reliant in TWOK

Russell Johnson actually wanted to be in a Trek but it never worked out.

William Shatner? No idea.

AND this is a good dang TV movie.

Andrew Otis Wendigo @thatweissguy.bsky.social · 4h

The made for TV horror binge glides onward with The Horror at 37,000 Feet (1973)

Chuck Connors, Buddy Ebsen, France Nuyen, William Shatner, Paul Winfield, Russell Johnson, Roy Thinnes, Lynn Loring, and Will Hutchins!

It's Airport meets The Exorcist!

Nuff said!

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 5h

ghost bursters

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 6h

he's so fucking punchable

and by punchable, I mean "deserving to be beaten with a two by four"

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 2d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 6h

waiting for nin tickets to go on sale like

a monkey is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with a sign that says zahn chuck on it

ALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk in front of a computer with a sign that says zahn chuck on it

media.tenor.com

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 6h

This is a good read.

They're making a sequel to 'The Beekeeper'

When you can’t get the government to do anything about scams, turn to Jason Statham.

letsdothepanicagain.beehiiv.com

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 7h

Called it.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 8h

before this place got so popular i could see free boobs in the discover feed without asking

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 19h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 8h

[smugly smirks, pushes up glasses]

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Stephen Morrow @stephenmorrow.bsky.social · 10h

Everything is bad, so I drew a Nightwing for, I guess, fun.

Semi-realistic drawing of Nightwing doing an acrobatic floor maneuver. He looks great, he always does.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

Support Emily. She writes good about spooks, haunts, and scares.

Emily C. Hughes @emilyhughes.bsky.social · 10h

oh hey if you’ve been meaning to pick up Horror For Weenies, Bookshop is having an anti-prime day free shipping sale (also a slight discount on the book!): bookshop.org/a/293/978168...

Horror for Weenies: Everything You Need to Know About the Films You're Too Scared to Watch

Everything You Need to Know About the Films You're Too Scared to Watch

bookshop.org

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

this is an amazing typo

i'm framing it

i.pkrtant

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 17h

I’ve been circling a cursed thought for a while and it’s time to let it out: These guys are Disney Adults for fascism.

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 2d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

Some YouTubers will include a flub or a bit like that in order to get people to leave comments which increases the all-i.pkrtant engagement which YouTube's algorithm really likes.

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 14h

My posts have been doing too well lately, so here's a picture of Anime Columbo.

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 13h

I would walk into Hell backwards for any anime that ends like this.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 1d

Opting to wait on all the Golden Princess movies until I can get @dylancheung.bsky.social's subtitles vs the rote translation Shout Factory apparently did.