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Dylan Todd @dylantodd.bsky.social · 2h

“Is there a Mr ‘In the Shower’ Guide To Breast Health?”

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Fallout @fallout.bethesdastudios.com · 2h

"Maaaybeee" 🎶

Wishing a happy 28th birthday to the Fallout that started it all!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2h

hey there hot mama 👀

cartoon woman doing breast self exam on a doctor office flyer

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 4h

wow I haven't seen a copy of this album in decades

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 11h

Cat believe these are all owned by one guy.

The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11h

Experience: I own the world’s largest Monopoly collection

Every set is exciting. I’ve currently got 4,379 different ones. The dream is to hit 4,500, maybe even 5,000

www.theguardian.com

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11h

Nice try, “Paul A. Thompson”

A Pitchfork review for One Battle After Another that call it a “nerve-wracking masterpiece”, written by one Paul A. Thompson

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 14h

more like Aziz I'm Sorry

Vulture @vulture.com · 16h

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money

Comedians like Aziz Ansari and Jessica Kirson need to look elsewhere for organizations to donate their Riyadh Comedy Festival money. Human Rights Watch said they ‘cannot accept’ donations from them.

www.vulture.com

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 16h

"do not open with sharp object" - package completely mummified with an inch thick layer of tape

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 19h

listen to your heart jodie

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 19h

is it not beautiful?

the board game Robo Rally...30th anniversary edition and all expansions

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

sounds like a combination of government and poetry, both of which have made the world a worse place

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

oh are we talking about Mastodon again

b. c. comic where the guy writes on a rock and throws it into the ocean, except he usually somehow gets a response

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

did they use the whole candy maize

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

it's october and you know what that means! time to eat exactly four pieces of candy corn

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

ding ding

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

not great

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

nope!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

Burgundy
Calliope

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

wait wait...

rifts was playable??

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 2d

1. Buy a mothman costume for your spouse

2. Call exterminators and tell them you have a bad moth problem

3. When the exterminators arrive, keep insisting that you are not talking about your spouse, that's just a mothman costume, but real moths. Please ignore my moth spouse, this is serious.

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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

beef saying courier is the lsmguage of his people

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

me: Borderlands 4 has a lot less of the juvenalia so prevalent in the previous game

the toilet that is attacking me: lol. lmao

a borderlands 4 screenshot in which the player is fighting "Combat Commode"

a close up of the combat commode. it's a toilet on four robot legs

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

dang I can't find an Achewood panel!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

I'm behind on my podcasts and the one playing is a rerun but it's the Elsagate ep of American Hysteria and I gotta hear it again

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