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dirté @dirte.net · May 9

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 9m

beef saying courier is the lsmguage of his people

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 13m

me: Borderlands 4 has a lot less of the juvenalia so prevalent in the previous game

the toilet that is attacking me: lol. lmao

a borderlands 4 screenshot in which the player is fighting "Combat Commode"

a close up of the combat commode. it's a toilet on four robot legs

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1h

dang I can't find an Achewood panel!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1h

I'm behind on my podcasts and the one playing is a rerun but it's the Elsagate ep of American Hysteria and I gotta hear it again

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 9h

do comedies

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 14h

tried The Studio and ugh, no thanks. every so often there's a "love letter to the movies" that makes me never want to spend time or money on a movie again

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 14h

"sir, there's a second charlie kirk"

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Drew @4484.cool · Feb 25

When you see this guy going around town in his little car, do what I do and say "From one lowly worm to another, keep on truckin', brother!" - Drew4484

That famous worm we all know, the little man himself, the one and only Lowly Worm. Driving his little apple car, what's that thing run on

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 16h

every other person when I say I hate eating & dealing with food: what!? food is an eternal delight and I weep if you can't find the exquisite joy in it!

every other person when I say I'm picking up dinner, what do you want: uuughh uuhhrrr why are you asking me i don't know don't make me choose this

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The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 17h

ACTOR IN A PERIOD PIECE ABOUT THE 2020s: Don't worry, I'll connect these devices with a new invention called Bluetooth

VIEWER IN 2105, WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE BLUETOOTH MINDSPIDERS: [chuckling] We were so naive then

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

Task looks promising, I'm interested in Alien, don't care about Peacemaker, don't know Black Rabbit

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

I watched S1 but when it was done I really didn't care enough to keep going

DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

we're looking for a new show. tried Righteous Gemstones, Murderbot, and Paradise and none of em took

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

super weird cringey scene just hanging out for no reason

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

weirder, when we finally see B, they're roughly the same age as A, so it's not even a "these kids and their nonsense!" thing. it's just "ha ha this is how leftists talk, it's so annoying!"

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

suddenly I was in a South Park episode, experiencing some extremely lazy, low-hanging, tired-ass yuks. PTA is 2 years younger than me and I was feeling like "hey boomer don't you have some emails about Obama you need to be forwarding to your kids?"

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

A starts yelling and B starts in on "triggering behavior" and "noise violence" and such. also mentions stolen indigenous land. it's comedy, the ridiculous things this person is saying! A even whips out the "R" word to describe him, for big laffs!

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

I enjoyed One Battle After Another but there's one bit which...hoooo boy. Un it, character A, an older member of a radical group, is on the phone with character B, a current member, and A is getting extremely frustrated with B

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

booo

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

had my covid shot yesterday. arm is hurting so i took some tylenol, which was a mistake. the violent seizures really interfere with organizing my magic cards

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 1d

wow it's like he's not even trying anymore

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

random allusions to whales

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 2d

he tried to warn us......

the max headroom mask wearing person who did the famous signal interruption

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frankentoast @toasty.cx · 2d

i found a very old meme in my computer please enjoy

a hamster eating corn captioned "i has a corm"

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