Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
The entire album doesn't resonate as much with me now, but Flume was the first song my newborn daughter ever heard when we drove her home. Damn straight that song gets me misty every damned time.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The entire album doesn't resonate as much with me now, but Flume was the first song my newborn daughter ever heard when we drove her home. Damn straight that song gets me misty every damned time.
my groin eats 12 spiders a year
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
my groin eats 12 spiders a year
It’s Soul Coughing. Excited to read it
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s Soul Coughing. Excited to read it
If I had to describe her teenaged personality in just a few words, it would be “her dad once fed her one trillion scovilles as a prank.”
December 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If I had to describe her teenaged personality in just a few words, it would be “her dad once fed her one trillion scovilles as a prank.”
That comes up a lot. In therapy.
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
That comes up a lot. In therapy.
First one is still in my everyday lexicon. And I’m the coolest guy I know, so I think it’s back.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
First one is still in my everyday lexicon. And I’m the coolest guy I know, so I think it’s back.
Buying a cotton candy for each kid at the county fair, then pouting for the rest of the night when they tell me to stop calling it their “pride apparent.”
December 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Buying a cotton candy for each kid at the county fair, then pouting for the rest of the night when they tell me to stop calling it their “pride apparent.”
thinkin bout thos beans
December 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
thinkin bout thos beans
I know what you mean. Peer-reviewed science is rarely funny, Michael.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I know what you mean. Peer-reviewed science is rarely funny, Michael.
The sun rises. It's always doing that.
December 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The sun rises. It's always doing that.
i have never been in a room where one person says toga and then another and then we all join in. this is a horrible epiphany to have on a Friday
December 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i have never been in a room where one person says toga and then another and then we all join in. this is a horrible epiphany to have on a Friday
[puts arm around shoulder] Doug ... I like you, but we've wasted our lives.
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[puts arm around shoulder] Doug ... I like you, but we've wasted our lives.
sneak2betterseats or whatever
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sneak2betterseats or whatever
This is my default response when anyone who looks remotely Blog Aged is hired by a team. Bien is too young for Baseball Primer, but he's definitely watched GIFs of Raul Ibanez playing defense.
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This is my default response when anyone who looks remotely Blog Aged is hired by a team. Bien is too young for Baseball Primer, but he's definitely watched GIFs of Raul Ibanez playing defense.
This sounds incredible.
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This sounds incredible.