Grant Brisbee
@grantbrisbee.bsky.social
Union man. I write about baseball and make stupid jokes, not necessarily in that order. For a midlife crisis expressed through record collecting, follow me @mystupidrecords.bsky.social
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
About to get on an airplane, and I almost screamed LET’S GOOOOO in the airport. Don’t even know what album it is yet
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
@brianmfloyd.bsky.social didn’t have a mixer to shred the pork shoulder, so I used a bowl and closed tongs and it’s … even better?
we all have a friend like this. with any luck, we're this friend to someone else.
December 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
we all have a friend like this. with any luck, we're this friend to someone else.
ok all you singles out there, which hunk are you choosing, go on don't be shy
December 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
ok all you singles out there, which hunk are you choosing, go on don't be shy
The scouting report where a scout recommended that the Giants pass on a teenaged Jim Palmer.
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The scouting report where a scout recommended that the Giants pass on a teenaged Jim Palmer.
This is the actual album I listened to the most in 2025. Found it at a random sale, picked it up without knowing a thing, and I'm obsessed. A funky, yacht rock Rush? Walter Fagen joining the Doobies instead of Michael McDonald? Whatever, the first side is flawless.
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is the actual album I listened to the most in 2025. Found it at a random sale, picked it up without knowing a thing, and I'm obsessed. A funky, yacht rock Rush? Walter Fagen joining the Doobies instead of Michael McDonald? Whatever, the first side is flawless.
think about this at least once a week
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
think about this at least once a week
This but for the people who want a vat o’ crabs vs. the people who want a sleeping bag o’ scorpions.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
This but for the people who want a vat o’ crabs vs. the people who want a sleeping bag o’ scorpions.
Nothing i like finding at goodwills or in bargain bins more than records that look like classical records but are actually "people fucking around and making an incredible racket with newfangled electronic things" records. This was one of my favorites.
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Nothing i like finding at goodwills or in bargain bins more than records that look like classical records but are actually "people fucking around and making an incredible racket with newfangled electronic things" records. This was one of my favorites.
tried a hoverboard once when i was 42
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
tried a hoverboard once when i was 42
Time to clean up at thrift stores. (Pictured: recent $1 purchase.)
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Time to clean up at thrift stores. (Pictured: recent $1 purchase.)
i'm sorry i came as fast as i could
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i'm sorry i came as fast as i could
we have now reached the point of the simulation where the computer is inventing its own slang
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
we have now reached the point of the simulation where the computer is inventing its own slang
everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
everyone at the party five seconds after I prompt Grok to use the naughtiest words it knows
i am a political prisoner
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
i am a political prisoner
when my parents come over
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
when my parents come over
"What do you mean you're working hard? You're just watching football."
"No, I said 'That I is doing a LOT of work.'"
"No, I said 'That I is doing a LOT of work.'"
November 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"What do you mean you're working hard? You're just watching football."
"No, I said 'That I is doing a LOT of work.'"
"No, I said 'That I is doing a LOT of work.'"
I was in Minneapolis in May for the first time this year, and I loved it. Incredible place. Then I noticed they have these on the fire hydrants so they can find them. I will continue to visit … in the spring.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I was in Minneapolis in May for the first time this year, and I loved it. Incredible place. Then I noticed they have these on the fire hydrants so they can find them. I will continue to visit … in the spring.
