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Christine Nangle

@nanglish.bsky.social

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Writer, The Simpsons. (prev The President Show, The Break, Inside Amy Schumer, Kroll Show, SNL, UCB) I like pit bulls so much. Phanatic fanatic. 🦅

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · Jul 11

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 5h

you left TK in script.

Natasha Simonova @philistella.bsky.social · 7h

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 3d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h

Listen to the response to this and look how easy it is to say it.

Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 6h

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 1d

and a John Of Lantern?

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 2d

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

in a million years I wouldn’t have guessed who this guy was talking about having an “absence of depth of character”

Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 2d

I'm like pretty pro Palestine for a lefty Zionist lib Jew but

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

big words kyle

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

SI SI SI

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

keep Luzardo at all costs says me.

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Chemical Ali @turdguy.bsky.social · 2d

Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

prayers for anyone who tries to remind Philly sports phans that today is World Mental Health Day.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

I keep saying Phils in Phive

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

Bumper Sticker

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

Bumper Sticker

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

but we simply don’t know his intentions! The jacket is Mitchell and Ness, bought new with tags off poshmark! I got my dad a similar Mike Schmidt edition which id be surprised if he hasnt already sent your mom a pic

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

phollicular

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

(this was after the game. Which the Phillies won. Big.)

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

yup

Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

Last night as we were walking through Dodger Stadium, a pleasant young man (LA fan) asked me if he could buy my Phanatic hat. I said no, and he said ok and left. I didn’t ask him why and now I can’t stop wondering.
For a friend? To deface it? To smell my sweat? WHY PLEASANT YOUNG MAN? WHY?

my furry green hat that is the Phillie Phanatic.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

RORY KINNEAR A+++++ AUDIO BOOK NARRATOR

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Doughboys Podcast @doughboys.bsky.social · 3d

New Doughboys Thursday! Christine Nangle joins the 'boys to talk Simpsons writers room eats, food service, and an upcoming Phillie Phanatic doc before a review of Le Pain Quotidien. @nanglish.bsky.social

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