Sal Gentile
@salgentile.bsky.social
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comedy writer. I write/produce A Closer Look at Late Night with Seth Meyers, where I am a supervising writer/producer. sicko mets fan. Instagram: salgentile
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chriswarcraft.bsky.social
I give shit to Jeffries (and Schumer) when they suck, so it’s also important to recognize when they’re doing it right.

This is doing it right. More of this, indeed. *Everyone* involved in the corruption of this administration MUST face consequences for their actions.
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."
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gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good, from Hakeem Jeffries. More of this please, in every conceivable forum:

"Sycophants who aid and abet the President’s vengeful schemes will not be able to hide from the serious legal consequences of their behavior. They will be held accountable."
salgentile.bsky.social
this was basically the entire thrust of a piece I wrote for @newrepublic.com in july. The lesson for Democrats from Zohran’s win is actually not super complicated or even all that radical. it basically just boils down to “be normal” newrepublic.com/article/1979...
salgentile.bsky.social
(ezra klein voice) democrats should try to win in red states by adopting a more moderate position on the question of whether democrats should or should not be arrested in military style round-ups
salgentile.bsky.social
chuck schumer (as secret police put a black hood over his head and drag him into an unmarked van): “here’s a thought: instead of disappearing ME, maybe the president should be disappearing HIGH PRICES!” (door slams shut, van speeds away)
salgentile.bsky.social
this is my very healthy way of dealing with sadness
salgentile.bsky.social
and best of all, now I get to have this in my office
Prop from a closer look that says “Butt Marbles”
salgentile.bsky.social
thank YOU for watching and for the kind words!!
salgentile.bsky.social
I’m as proud of tonight’s Closer Look as any in a long time. Not only because it’s about free speech and good news but also because there’s a long tangent about fake products from Spencer’s Gifts like a “Flush It!” button and “Butt Marbles” youtu.be/pcuhtrgOOMc?...
Kimmel Set to Return Amid Backlash to Trump's Censorship Push; Trump Criticizes Bondi: A Closer Look
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coleskiiiiii.bsky.social
shit ain’t over til it’s over
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salgentile.bsky.social
haha thank you, I was stupidly proud of that
salgentile.bsky.social
i’ll never take for granted how much of a joy and privilege it is to have a job where I get to say the words “unnecessary fart noise” into a microphone and it goes on TV
“Unnecessary fart noise” over Seth’s face
salgentile.bsky.social
sitting in the studio for this, I really enjoyed how the audience immediately lost it. i thought it might take longer for them to get the bit but they immediately burst out in laughter, it was a very fun and cathartic moment
paleofuture.bsky.social
“I just want to say before we get started here that I’ve always admired and respected Mr. Trump. I’ve always believed he was a visionary, an innovator, a great president, an even better golfer. And if you’ve ever seen me say anything negative about him, that’s just AI.”
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wgaeast.bsky.social
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
WGA Statement on ABC's Decision to Pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
The right to speak our minds and to disagree with each other - to disturb, even - is at the very heart of what it means to be a free people. It is not to be denied. Not by violence, not by the abuse of governmental power, nor by acts of corporate cowardice.
As a Guild, we stand united in opposition to anyone who uses their power and influence to silence the voices of writers, or anyone who speaks in dissent. If free speech applied only to ideas we like, we needn't have bothered to write it into the Constitution. What we have signed on to - painful as it may be at times - is the freeing agreement to disagree.
Shame on those in government who forget this founding truth. As for our employers, our words have made you rich.
Silencing us impoverishes the whole world.
The WGA stands with Jimmy Kimmel and his writers.
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mtsw.bsky.social
The shape of politics in the US right now is increasingly that the media, political and economic elites are allied with the Trump regime against the actual people of the country who hate it
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trump approval hits a new low in today's yougov/economist poll. now worse than he was in yougov's data at this point in 2017 www.economist.com/interactive/...
salgentile.bsky.social
i’ll vote for anyone who primaries this guy in 2028 (if we still have elections with multiple parties). don’t care who it is. maybe it’s aoc. maybe it’s brad lander. maybe it’s the times square buzz lightyear. maybe it’s pizza rat. anyone. you have my vote.
sahilkapur.bsky.social
Schumer on government funding: "Our position remains this: We want to keep the government open by engaging in bipartisan negotiation where we can address some of the grave harms Donald Trump has caused to our health care system and help Americans with the cost of living."
salgentile.bsky.social
probably among the worst times, if not the worst time, in American history to have an exhausted and impotent opposition party led by Very Old Guys and robots who still think the most effective way to save democracy is to say the words “TACO Trump” then dive behind a barrel and hide for a few weeks
salgentile.bsky.social
many finding out now what has been true for a long time, which is that 99% of right-wing politics is just making up a fake guy to be mad at
salgentile.bsky.social
i’m a mets fan, a jets fan and a registered democrat because i absolutely love pain and misery. can’t get enough of feeling sad and angry. i love being relentlessly waterboarded by failure and disappointment and i want life to keep punching me in the dick. love filling my house with rakes to step on
salgentile.bsky.social
dems have a tendency to simply embrace the opposite of whatever maga is saying even if it puts them rhetorically on the side of the “establishment” (ex: “america is already great,” etc). bernie shows you don’t have to side with the establishment to battle maga. you can call them fake populist frauds