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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 1d

did you already think of this joke or am i the first

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 1d

wow. Did you donate the headlights to another car?

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addi twigg @addiful.bsky.social · 2d

Watching last night’s Simpsons episode by @nanglish.bsky.social cleared my skin ✨

www.hulu.com/watch/b8f204...

The Simpsons

This beloved animated comedy tells the story of the Simpson family and the residents of the typical American town of Springfield. Homer Simpson works at the local nuclear plant, and does his best to l...

www.hulu.com

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 2d

Edgerly

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

his “Never Forget” is “Please Remember”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."

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Give Me My Remote @givememyremote.bsky.social · 3d

Check out photos from tonight's episode of #TheSimpsons: www.givememyremote.com/remote/2025/...

THE SIMPSONS: 'Keep Chalm and Gary On' Photos - Give Me My Remote

The episode airs Sunday, October 5 on Fox.

www.givememyremote.com

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 3d

this is so funny

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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 3d

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 4d

keep in mind there’s always the possibility that while doing your banded pull-ups you are greeted by teeny tiny Larry Bird.

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᳄᳆᳇᳅ @n3cropants.bsky.social · 4d

"PLEASE STOP!! I'M BORED!"

Improbable Research Collection #129: The Best of Miss Sweetie Poo

YouTube video by Improbable Research

youtu.be

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 4d

I think this is also the award ceremony where if your speech runs on too long a little girl walks on to stage shouting I’M
BORED I’M BORED STOP TALKING NOW

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 4d

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

Jeffrey J. Hall @mrjeffu.bsky.social · 19d

Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 6d

my god they did it.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.

bag of drizzilicious smores bites with slogan “mini rice cakes reimagined”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6d

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 6d

"Jones, 27, is among the residents left at 7500 S. South Shore Drive who are trying to piece together what remains after an early morning, high-powered federal immigration raid led to the arrests of dozens of their neighbors at their South Shore apartment building."

Massive immigration raid on Chicago apartment building leaves residents reeling: 'I feel defeated'

The Department of Homeland Security said federal agents with Border Patrol, the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives arrested 37 people in the raid.

chicago.suntimes.com

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 6d

idk. I prob won’t bc I think it needlessly perpetuates shitty classist sexist tropes about women who live in trailers. But sounds like you’re cool with that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 6d

what does skank mean here

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 6d

well well well

Open Measures @openmeasures.bsky.social · 6d

American Eagle was dragged into an online outrage cycle after conservative media figures claimed that liberals were offended by the clothing company's ads featuring Sydney Sweeney and a denim-themed pun about her "great jeans."

We checked the data. That wasn't true.

openmeasures.io/american-eag...

Outrage Over American Eagle’s ‘Great Jeans’ Ad Was a Conservative Media Creation - Open Measures

Open Measures builds accessible and transparent products to contextualize the spread of harmful online information that impacts public discourse and global events.

openmeasures.io

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 7d

But also we’re terrified of the subway

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 7d

we’re sliding so far backwards!

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Burrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 7d

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 7d

it’s great!

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Broti Gupta @brotigupta.bsky.social · 8d

from the twisted mind that brought us "Brunchausen by Loxy", (@nanglish.bsky.social) comes a new episode, "Keep Chalm and Gary On" !!!!

Wikisimpsons @wikisimpsons.bsky.social · 13d

#TheSimpsons Season 37 News: Promotional Images for “Keep Chalm and Gary On” have been released!
news.simpsonswiki.com/2025/09/seas...

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Christine Nangle @nanglish.bsky.social · 8d

they want to return the armed forces to a time when sexual assault was an “occupational hazard.” Direct quote.

Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 8d

I don’t talk about this publicly, but hegseth drives me out of my silence.

I attended West Point from 1998-2000. I left, along with about 5 other young women, as a direct result of the military’s then-shameful (non) policies addressing sex harassment and assault.

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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 8d

The fact that hegseth, despite the security risks, called in every flag officer to hear — in person — that this result is now official military policy…

My insides are melting.

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