Chase Mitchell
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
*to wife’s lawyer printing out divorce papers* Makin’ copies!
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
*to wife’s lawyer printing out divorce papers* Makin’ copies!
Hope whatever 4chan thread this guy is on is absolutely laying waste to him
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Hope whatever 4chan thread this guy is on is absolutely laying waste to him
Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
*timidly breaking it to the cast that it’s not covid and we don’t need this anymore*
Ted Lasso season 4 will arrive this summer
Your first look images
Your first look images
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
*timidly breaking it to the cast that it’s not covid and we don’t need this anymore*
One of the VERY few good messaging campaigns Democrats have had in recent years was Walz’s “these guys are weird” and then the Kamala people talked him out of that and he hasn’t formed a coherent offense since
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
One of the VERY few good messaging campaigns Democrats have had in recent years was Walz’s “these guys are weird” and then the Kamala people talked him out of that and he hasn’t formed a coherent offense since
When this has a historically bad opening weekend Trump will do a Truth Social post about how it means movie theaters are dead
Opening night of the Melania doc at my local theater. One seat reserved in three showings.
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
When this has a historically bad opening weekend Trump will do a Truth Social post about how it means movie theaters are dead
Not to get all Marvel about it but it feels like when the first Ant-Man came along, in that it’s a light-hearted breezy romp with low stakes that fits in the universe you know but is consciously not too worried about it
Yeah okay the best way I can recommend/describe A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is "its like someone said lets make a classic 90s adventure movie ala Zorro but set in Westeros, starring the biggest, sweetest man alive"
Manages to be totally WILDLY different from GoT or HotD but still FEEL Westeros
Manages to be totally WILDLY different from GoT or HotD but still FEEL Westeros
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Not to get all Marvel about it but it feels like when the first Ant-Man came along, in that it’s a light-hearted breezy romp with low stakes that fits in the universe you know but is consciously not too worried about it
For a really, really long time, I thought Alan Moore made this up for Watchmen. I can’t believe we regularly gather four adults together to pose around a fake clock that they moved themselves
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
For a really, really long time, I thought Alan Moore made this up for Watchmen. I can’t believe we regularly gather four adults together to pose around a fake clock that they moved themselves
1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up
For whatever reason all of Hulu’s photos on its homescreen are scrambled right now and it’s p funny
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
For whatever reason all of Hulu’s photos on its homescreen are scrambled right now and it’s p funny
Diabolical work here
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Diabolical work here
Republicans are coming to take your guns
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Republicans are coming to take your guns
Hope this guy does something fun with his extra day alive
An attempt by Alex Honnold to free solo climb a Taiwanese skyscraper live on Netflix has been rescheduled for Saturday.
Netflix postpones attempt by Sacramento-area native to climb skyscraper live
An attempt by Alex Honnold to free solo climb a Taiwanese skyscraper live on Netflix has been rescheduled for Saturday.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hope this guy does something fun with his extra day alive
Should’ve made it to air but I’m glad they posted it
While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Should’ve made it to air but I’m glad they posted it
The Greenland deal won’t go through until they hear out Paramount’s offer
January 21, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The Greenland deal won’t go through until they hear out Paramount’s offer
My personal favorite thing about the era where everyone’s on their phones too much is that you can’t put it down for 5 seconds without potentially missing the biggest story in the world
January 21, 2026 at 5:36 AM
My personal favorite thing about the era where everyone’s on their phones too much is that you can’t put it down for 5 seconds without potentially missing the biggest story in the world
Mr. Bean bumbling around with Mia Khalifa stuck on his head
January 21, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Mr. Bean bumbling around with Mia Khalifa stuck on his head
One more 5-star in a row and they take away my Letterboxd account
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 AM
One more 5-star in a row and they take away my Letterboxd account
The Bone Temple is a powerful reminder that what will heal the world is doing drugs in the woods with your friend
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
The Bone Temple is a powerful reminder that what will heal the world is doing drugs in the woods with your friend
If Kid Rock said “The United Goddamn States” these people would think it’s the coolest thing in the world
January 18, 2026 at 5:58 PM
If Kid Rock said “The United Goddamn States” these people would think it’s the coolest thing in the world
Facebook going great
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Facebook going great
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who remembers that in 2016 Kings Of Leon released an album cover that looks like they’re drowning in cum
January 6, 2026 at 7:38 AM
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who remembers that in 2016 Kings Of Leon released an album cover that looks like they’re drowning in cum
Why does it look like she’s wearing this
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Why does it look like she’s wearing this
I would’ve thrown it all away for the Die Hard 2 fax lady
December 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would’ve thrown it all away for the Die Hard 2 fax lady
*billy corgan voice*
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*billy corgan voice*