Zach Heltzel
@zachheltzel.bsky.social
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Academy Award winning writer and director of SWIMFAN.
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zachheltzel.bsky.social
The mini-defections from MTG, Candace Owens, etc. tell me that these people all knife each other the moment Trump’s heart explodes.
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premthakker.bsky.social
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Must be nice to have “intuition” and “feel emotions in your body.” You might as well ask me to invent a new color.
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hurricanexyz.bsky.social
They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
zachheltzel.bsky.social
It’s because light cycles are cool.

Like, that’s it.
mtsw.bsky.social
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
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stabbyabby.bsky.social
Okay so like yall know I love practical sets and props but like. I think I know why this has not been done before in this franchise. It’s because they’re in a computer in the movie.
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mtsw.bsky.social
When prices were going up under Biden there was a constant deluge of news stories about it because the media did not like Biden and wanted him to lose. Under Trump there is not a constant deluge of news stories about coffee prices because they like Trump and want him to win
delrayser.bsky.social
everything is on fire these days, sure, but how is it that 50% of all news stories are not about how I just spent $20 on a bag of store brand coffee at fucking costco
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ndrew.bsky.social
lol this is crazy i mean this guys the president
atrupar.com
Trump Watches commercials are now running regularly on Newsmax
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whstancil.bsky.social
Why is this front-page news? The Washington Post doesn't say. It's a turning point in US history but our pathetic journalist class hides the relevance behind suggestion and implication, afraid to say things that everyone knows. Useless
zachheltzel.bsky.social
i need everyone to stop sending this to me
livagar.bsky.social
They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
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sarahweinman.com
I *really* want more reporting on this because the book was pretty heavily vetted by lawyers in advance of publication….
maris.bsky.social
This is so damn scary. The book claimed that Jeffrey Epstein was the one who introduced Donald and Melania. Now the CEO of Harper UK is out.
jayrayner1.bsky.social
In other news Charlie Redmayne, the long serving CEO of HC in the UK, resigned yesterday.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
“She’s in culture” is suuuuuuch a funny way of putting *that*
davidmackau.bsky.social
just met a woman at a party & asked her what she did for work. could barely understand her because she was so soft spoken & had an accent so i just nodded a bunch.

“she’s in culture,” her friend said.

i finally realised that i was talking to
ANNA DELVEY

I ASKED ANNA DELVEY WHAT SHE DID FOR WORK
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junlper.beer
this is an explicitely nazi administration and anyone who still supports them should be viewed as such
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
I was born too late to fulfill my life’s purpose (panelists on a VH1 clip show)
zachheltzel.bsky.social
There’s going to soon be a neverending avalanche of AI-generated ICE videos, for and against, and I can’t imagine that’ll will go well!
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Is there anything better than talking about film performances? Rhetorical question.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Have these people been kicked in the fucking head or something?
nytimes.com
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

“Despite a raw vocabulary and some rude provocations,” Pete Hegseth “outlined a nuanced vision of the military’s purpose and its relationship to civilian society,” writes Christopher Caldwell.
Opinion | That Hegseth Speech on D.E.I. in the Military Was Actually Pretty Good
Despite some rude provocations, he outlined a nuanced vision of the military.
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zachheltzel.bsky.social
Is John Green now the less famous Green brother?
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Swing voters simply don’t want to have to think about any of it. They will vote for whoever they find less annoying.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Do not tell me how old Liz Lemon is in season 1 of 30 Rock. There is no way the answer won’t horrify me.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
ugh, I gotta hand it to them that staking the shutdown on healthcare was good politics. Republicans genuinely don’t care if their policies kill hundreds of thousands of people.
schumer.senate.gov
The government is shut down because Trump and the Republicans are hellbent on taking health care away from you.

And they won’t even come to the table to talk to us about it.

This is not about politics. It's about people.

Let’s break it down:
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theferocity.bsky.social
She’s left us no choice. It’s time for Isaac Chotiner to interview Bari Weiss.