Chase Mitchell
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
The skiing is great!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:01 PM
The skiing is great!!
This is indistinguishable from the NYT Pitchbot account
January 28, 2026 at 9:30 AM
This is indistinguishable from the NYT Pitchbot account
Walz, your constituents don’t want to give someone the benefit of the fucking doubt. You’re living on borrowed time. Who the fuck at Dem Central are you trying to impress
January 28, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Walz, your constituents don’t want to give someone the benefit of the fucking doubt. You’re living on borrowed time. Who the fuck at Dem Central are you trying to impress
“Yeah we, uh, we nudged this plastic thing a little. We thought things were feeling a little scary today. Well, Brad did. Sure, you can take a picture”
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“Yeah we, uh, we nudged this plastic thing a little. We thought things were feeling a little scary today. Well, Brad did. Sure, you can take a picture”
I’m glad to know this so thank you
January 28, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I’m glad to know this so thank you
Buddy it’s not even in the top 200
January 28, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Buddy it’s not even in the top 200
lol yeah. I’m from GA - my culture is not their costume
25-year-olds line dancing in designer boots, cosplay shit
25-year-olds line dancing in designer boots, cosplay shit
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 AM
lol yeah. I’m from GA - my culture is not their costume
25-year-olds line dancing in designer boots, cosplay shit
25-year-olds line dancing in designer boots, cosplay shit