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Chuck
@defnotchuck.bsky.social
Cast member of Ain't Slayed Nobody, co-host of FNG1, Good Bull Hunting editor (emeritus). I have strong opinions on donuts.
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My 9 yo really likes Wicked so we watched part 1 yesterday. Then randomly one of us today mentioned something about Dorothy and she said, "Who is Dorothy?" and we realized that she had never actually seen The Wizard of Oz nor heard its story. So we watched that tonight.

And she fucking loved it.
January 25, 2026 at 3:08 AM
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okay hear me out
January 24, 2026 at 9:34 PM
No Doubt
Destiny's Child
Florence + The Machine
K. Flay
Cruiserweight
First Aid Kit
Margo Price
Margo Cilker
Come
Le Tigre
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Imogen Heap
No Doubt (and Gwen Stefani solo)
Evanescence
Destiny’s Child
Louise Mandrell
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I'm mad at them for making me mad at them for not knowing where penguins live when I should be busy being mad at them for literally everything else
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
do your worst, winter storm - we hunkered out here
January 23, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The energy I bring to bluesky
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Libertarians and NRA folks real quiet
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
the weirdest thing about knowing it's about to snow in Texas is knowing you'll be wearing shorts a few days later
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I would love to hear a single downside to AI collapsing
Microsoft CEO says AI “risks becoming a speculative bubble unless its use spreads beyond big tech companies and wealthy economies.” Brother you’re the one building this dogshit, we’re three years and hundreds of billions in, how have you not worked it out?

www.ft.com/content/2a29...
January 20, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
did he just say let's fucking go
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
college football is just so much better when the "traditional powerhouses" are watching from home
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Miami lost three games this season and their last offensive play of each one of them was a Carson Beck interception
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
fuck yeah
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
and for one glorious night we were all of us hoosiers
January 20, 2026 at 12:36 AM
were you rooting for the bears or are you a cop
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
did he yell out "500!" before he threw that ball
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Quote this with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10
January 19, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I had a lot of work to do today so instead we've been enjoying a fire in the fireplace and listening to records and drinking rum drinks
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 AM
do yall also sit around with your spouse and drink wine and gossip about your couple friends who are clearly headed for divorce or is that just us
January 18, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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There was an "influencer" who "went live" after being entombed for three days. But you kids probably haven't heard of him
January 17, 2026 at 6:29 PM
absolutely devastating day to be one of my haters
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I was so ahead of the curve on hating spotify
Delete Spotify
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 4:39 AM
lol goin through some old files
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM