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Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
The committee did a fine job today but an awful job last week which means they gave me what I crave most from college football: a very stupid series of events that makes people super mad.
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The committee did a fine job today but an awful job last week which means they gave me what I crave most from college football: a very stupid series of events that makes people super mad.
The people who ***Run College Football*** just gave Indiana football the No. 1 overall seed and fucked over Notre Dame. The world is upside down.
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The people who ***Run College Football*** just gave Indiana football the No. 1 overall seed and fucked over Notre Dame. The world is upside down.
It’s like these voters don’t even know UConn beat Duke a
Others receiving votes (Duke is buried in there):
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
Houston 82, Iowa 74, Tennessee 61, New Mexico 21, Duke 18, Boise St 16, UNLV 10, USF 10, SMU 8, Arizona St 6, Louisville 6, UConn 5, Washington 4, Pittsburgh 3, Kennesaw St 3, Illinois 2, Iowa St 2, WMU 1, TCU 1
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s like these voters don’t even know UConn beat Duke a
Oh please oh please oh please
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh please oh please oh please
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Ryan Day came upon a frog by the side of a river.
“Let me ride on your back to the other shore”
“If I do that you’ll make catastrophic play calls when it matters most and sink us”
“No. If I did that we’d both drown.”
“Okay. Get on.”
“Let me ride on your back to the other shore”
“If I do that you’ll make catastrophic play calls when it matters most and sink us”
“No. If I did that we’d both drown.”
“Okay. Get on.”
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Ryan Day came upon a frog by the side of a river.
“Let me ride on your back to the other shore”
“If I do that you’ll make catastrophic play calls when it matters most and sink us”
“No. If I did that we’d both drown.”
“Okay. Get on.”
“Let me ride on your back to the other shore”
“If I do that you’ll make catastrophic play calls when it matters most and sink us”
“No. If I did that we’d both drown.”
“Okay. Get on.”
Duke, which lost to UConn (like every team that reached a result with UConn in 60 minutes did) won the ACC.
PUT UCONN IN THE PLAYOFF
PUT UCONN IN THE PLAYOFF
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Duke, which lost to UConn (like every team that reached a result with UConn in 60 minutes did) won the ACC.
PUT UCONN IN THE PLAYOFF
PUT UCONN IN THE PLAYOFF
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
Indiana and UConn are the only two teams to be undefeated in regulation football games this year and they should be the 1 and 2 seeds in the playoff.
Every time UConn played 60 minutes of football this year it won. One of those wins was against a P4 team leading its conference championship game at the half. Yet the COWARDS on the committee won’t say UConn and Playoff in the same sentence.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
December 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Indiana and UConn are the only two teams to be undefeated in regulation football games this year and they should be the 1 and 2 seeds in the playoff.
As an infant Ryan Day’s mother dipped him in an enchanted lake to make him the most successful football coach of all time but ironically held him by the part of the body that encourages you to open up the pass game and toss it deep to your world class receivers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
As an infant Ryan Day’s mother dipped him in an enchanted lake to make him the most successful football coach of all time but ironically held him by the part of the body that encourages you to open up the pass game and toss it deep to your world class receivers.
There has never been anything like what Indiana has done. The mind reels.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There has never been anything like what Indiana has done. The mind reels.
Either God has decided he loves Indiana football or we’re about to get a sequel to the Book of Job
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Either God has decided he loves Indiana football or we’re about to get a sequel to the Book of Job
I simply wouldn’t have low-blocked an offensive lineman as a defender
December 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I simply wouldn’t have low-blocked an offensive lineman as a defender
Every time UConn played 60 minutes of football this year it won. One of those wins was against a P4 team leading its conference championship game at the half. Yet the COWARDS on the committee won’t say UConn and Playoff in the same sentence.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Every time UConn played 60 minutes of football this year it won. One of those wins was against a P4 team leading its conference championship game at the half. Yet the COWARDS on the committee won’t say UConn and Playoff in the same sentence.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
Jason Candle and his Huskies deserve a shot.
As a person who is even mildly aware of How The World Works I feel beyond confident that Notre Dame and Alabama are in and Miami is hosed.
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
As a person who is even mildly aware of How The World Works I feel beyond confident that Notre Dame and Alabama are in and Miami is hosed.
“As we head to the half in Indianapolis, the Hoosiers trail by 14.” — Something that will be said multiple times today.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“As we head to the half in Indianapolis, the Hoosiers trail by 14.” — Something that will be said multiple times today.
Did someone tell Purdue it is March
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did someone tell Purdue it is March
Ten years ago Tulane lost to UConn in the single worst football game I’ve ever seen. Tonight they’re in the playoff and UConn is hiring the coach they want. What a ride.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ten years ago Tulane lost to UConn in the single worst football game I’ve ever seen. Tonight they’re in the playoff and UConn is hiring the coach they want. What a ride.
UConn was the first to 69 points in tonight’s win. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 127-1 (99.22%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
UConn is the first to 69 points this afternoon. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
December 6, 2025 at 2:24 AM
UConn was the first to 69 points in tonight’s win. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 127-1 (99.22%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
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Wearing a winter jacket inside my house because it’s too beautiful to be limited to the outdoors @homefield.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wearing a winter jacket inside my house because it’s too beautiful to be limited to the outdoors @homefield.bsky.social
I’m not saying the situation is irredeemable but if Indiana moves on from Darian DeVries after this year you have to wonder if they give Dusty May a call. Former IU manager.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m not saying the situation is irredeemable but if Indiana moves on from Darian DeVries after this year you have to wonder if they give Dusty May a call. Former IU manager.
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.