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Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
I’m not saying the situation is irredeemable but if Indiana moves on from Darian DeVries after this year you have to wonder if they give Dusty May a call. Former IU manager.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m not saying the situation is irredeemable but if Indiana moves on from Darian DeVries after this year you have to wonder if they give Dusty May a call. Former IU manager.
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.
College basketball is a silly sport where you lose weird games BUT UConn has only four games left this year where KenPom gives them less than a 70% chance to win
@ St. John's (48%)
@ Villanova (62%)
Florida @ MSG (63%)
@ Butler (68%)
@ St. John's (48%)
@ Villanova (62%)
Florida @ MSG (63%)
@ Butler (68%)
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
College basketball is a silly sport where you lose weird games BUT UConn has only four games left this year where KenPom gives them less than a 70% chance to win
@ St. John's (48%)
@ Villanova (62%)
Florida @ MSG (63%)
@ Butler (68%)
@ St. John's (48%)
@ Villanova (62%)
Florida @ MSG (63%)
@ Butler (68%)
Hey Charles Okwandu I’m having trouble finding the words how do we feel
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hey Charles Okwandu I’m having trouble finding the words how do we feel
UConn is winning because we have the Mandate of Heaven
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
UConn is winning because we have the Mandate of Heaven
Braylon Mullins’ last 30 seconds: steal, rebound, putback, 3.
He’s not bad!
He’s not bad!
December 3, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Braylon Mullins’ last 30 seconds: steal, rebound, putback, 3.
He’s not bad!
He’s not bad!
One thing becoming clear to me is I would like UConn to win this basketball game.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One thing becoming clear to me is I would like UConn to win this basketball game.
UConn road Connecticut jerseys are so fresh
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
UConn road Connecticut jerseys are so fresh
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It’s so funny that Penn State exists. “What if a bronze medal was a university”
December 8, 2024 at 1:40 AM
It’s so funny that Penn State exists. “What if a bronze medal was a university”
A good day to remember that this exists.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A good day to remember that this exists.
THE DENVER BRONCOS
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
THE DENVER BRONCOS
And overtime
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 AM
And overtime
As a Broncos fan I think I can offer the neutral opinion that the officiating has been great
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As a Broncos fan I think I can offer the neutral opinion that the officiating has been great
lol. lmao. Go Broncos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
lol. lmao. Go Broncos.
🎯
It is once again time to become exuberant about, or mad beyond all reason at, the Denver Broncos.
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 AM
🎯
It is once again time to become exuberant about, or mad beyond all reason at, the Denver Broncos.
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It is once again time to become exuberant about, or mad beyond all reason at, the Denver Broncos.
“Everyone loved our previous hires which were dogshit so the fact that people hate this obviously bad hire is a good sign” is college football fan reasoning at its best.
December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“Everyone loved our previous hires which were dogshit so the fact that people hate this obviously bad hire is a good sign” is college football fan reasoning at its best.
No one does football like UConn.
In an AP first ever moment, a voter has successfully ranked one team twice, by ranking Connecticut at #23 and UConn at #24.
November 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
No one does football like UConn.
Coaching the Oakland Raiders, Tennessee, USC, Florida Atlantic, Ole Miss and LSU (with a stint as an Alabama coordinator thrown in) in the space of 19 years shouldn’t be possible. Maximally hilarious. No one will ever do it like this again.
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Coaching the Oakland Raiders, Tennessee, USC, Florida Atlantic, Ole Miss and LSU (with a stint as an Alabama coordinator thrown in) in the space of 19 years shouldn’t be possible. Maximally hilarious. No one will ever do it like this again.
Cal over SMU to send Duke to the playoff is a huge victory for smart rich kids over merely rich kids. Meritocracy works.
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Cal over SMU to send Duke to the playoff is a huge victory for smart rich kids over merely rich kids. Meritocracy works.
Let he who has not started a 20-page paper 90 minutes before the deadline cast the first stone at Lane Kiffin
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Let he who has not started a 20-page paper 90 minutes before the deadline cast the first stone at Lane Kiffin
Is the ball covered in lard
November 30, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Is the ball covered in lard
Look I get that Alabama is very likely to win but Auburn has three timeouts…
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look I get that Alabama is very likely to win but Auburn has three timeouts…