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No Escalators
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · Jul 3
Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3h
“Babe it’s 1 am why aren’t you in bed the children are going to wake up so early tomorrow”
“Sorry hun, me and the 157 most brain damaged friends I’ve met online are watching two baseball teams we don’t care that much about and the bits have gone on so long we can’t turn back now”
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3h
15 innings of baseball is simply too much. Maybe they should consider a rule change. Like an automatic runner on second? Just spitballing.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 5h
I was too happy I was watching a new Shane Black movie to mind the horse galloping over the car
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 6h
Did you not find the 7 train plowing through a Brooklyn neighborhood believable????
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 7h
I strongly suspect that any person who will have a reaction to the phrase “Shane Black movie” will know in their bones the movie rocks and will not need a recommendation to seek it out, which is why I feel comfortable declaring 37 minutes in that the movie rocks and you should watch it
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 7h
10 minutes in and we’re at Christmas-time we’re back baby
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 7h
Me when you tell me a new Shane Black movie just got released
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
It gives me no joy to report this.

Wait.

That’s not right.

It gives me incredible joy to report this.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Yes he is his son. Yes it is his first year with the Eagles. 🤔🤔🤔
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Given the region, that narrowly trails “too few”. You’re on notice Monty.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Yes he is his son
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Given the region, that narrowly trails “too few”. You’re on notice Monty.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Another satisfied customer.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Let this be a warning to all who would dare to challenge Bo Nix. Only misery lies in his wake
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
Fairly certain Jaxson Dart and Skattebo have a bet to see who can get more concussed
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 19d
There are going to be so many deli breakfast sandwiches named after Cam Skattebo
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
The only reasonable conclusion from this half is Bo Nix broke the Eagles forever.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations to Hal Steinbrenner on a successful season (received gate from five home playoff games)
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
START SPREADING THE NEWS
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
We are two hours into this game and not through four innings. 2003 baseball is back baby!!!
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 10d
All of the baseball rule changes make sense during the season but they need to scrap them for playoffs. Yankees/Red Sox should be the most stressful 4.5 hours possible. Instead it’s the 5th inning after an hour.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
We are a triple away from NoEscalatorstradmus
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Despite how insanely mad I was five minutes ago I think it’s clear to all of us the Yankees are going to win and Judge is going to hit for the cycle
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Joshua Fielding @joshuafielding9.bsky.social · 3d
Joe Davis voice: 30 year old beloved baseball play by play announcer, the team's fans will literally sob when he finally retires

*cuts to Joe Davis* that looks like Andrew Dismukes but slightly older
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Joe Davis is 37 years old and his voice is frankly too old for him. Jarring.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Despite how insanely mad I was five minutes ago I think it’s clear to all of us the Yankees are going to win and Judge is going to hit for the cycle
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 6d
No sport has the ability to make you insanely mad quite like baseball
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 4d
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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