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Why on earth would you follow me on a second website
If anything it makes what the song is about even more obvious to a four-year-old. No pretending it’s a song about wrestling a cat.
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Okay so to answer the question there is a radio edit of the Whisper Song. They changed “wait till you see my dick” to “wait till you see my [sound effect of woman moaning]” so not really better.
December 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Is this about the plant or the dog
December 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
But isn’t this also what you’d say to cover up your prolific history of soaking
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
[Extremely not judgmental but legitimately curious voice] Sitake’s wife’s name is Timberly. What’s with the names that often seem to be variations on other names?
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What is the distinction between Temple and other houses of worship

Do women need one
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Question 1: What does the recommend card let you do other than be allowed to coach BYU football

Question 2: Is the need to renew it about making sure those sweet tithes keep flowing

Question 3: They couldn’t come up with a better name
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Drop that draw four wild on them with a vengeance
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM