No Escalators
@noescalators.bsky.social
Why on earth would you follow me on a second website
“As we head to the half in Indianapolis, the Hoosiers trail by 14.” — Something that will be said multiple times today.
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“As we head to the half in Indianapolis, the Hoosiers trail by 14.” — Something that will be said multiple times today.
Did someone tell Purdue it is March
December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Did someone tell Purdue it is March
Ten years ago Tulane lost to UConn in the single worst football game I’ve ever seen. Tonight they’re in the playoff and UConn is hiring the coach they want. What a ride.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Ten years ago Tulane lost to UConn in the single worst football game I’ve ever seen. Tonight they’re in the playoff and UConn is hiring the coach they want. What a ride.
Wearing a winter jacket inside my house because it’s too beautiful to be limited to the outdoors @homefield.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wearing a winter jacket inside my house because it’s too beautiful to be limited to the outdoors @homefield.bsky.social
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
It’s okay Dan you can say you hate the midrange. It’s relatable. It’s normal. It’s math.
Hey Charles Okwandu I’m having trouble finding the words how do we feel
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hey Charles Okwandu I’m having trouble finding the words how do we feel
A good day to remember that this exists.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
A good day to remember that this exists.
THE DENVER BRONCOS
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 AM
THE DENVER BRONCOS
The real shame is there is no other east coast football school the ACC could add to get to even numbers and have divisions to avoid this issue
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The real shame is there is no other east coast football school the ACC could add to get to even numbers and have divisions to avoid this issue
Buddy let me tell you about Bob Diaco (non-AI version)
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Buddy let me tell you about Bob Diaco (non-AI version)
Is this real or did I make it with AI you absolutely are not sure
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Is this real or did I make it with AI you absolutely are not sure
Basic: Watching Michigan football fans be miserable
Advanced: Watching Pitt football fans be MISERABLE
Advanced: Watching Pitt football fans be MISERABLE
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Basic: Watching Michigan football fans be miserable
Advanced: Watching Pitt football fans be MISERABLE
Advanced: Watching Pitt football fans be MISERABLE
UConn is better than 24-25 basically everywhere, but BY FAR better on defense. Win over Illinois was driven by D (left chart). They’re a great O team and 36.7 eFG is nuts. For UConn O (right), you can see limited Tarris slows down offense some. But defense carried day.
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
UConn is better than 24-25 basically everywhere, but BY FAR better on defense. Win over Illinois was driven by D (left chart). They’re a great O team and 36.7 eFG is nuts. For UConn O (right), you can see limited Tarris slows down offense some. But defense carried day.
Just using this season’s data at @barttorvik.bsky.social…
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Just using this season’s data at @barttorvik.bsky.social…
UConn is the first to 69 points this afternoon. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
UConn is the first to 69 points this afternoon. In the Dan Hurley era, UConn is 125-1 (99.2%) when scoring 69 points before their opponent.
Vastly move UConn fans here, confirming what geographers have long suspected: Connecticut is closer to New York City than Illinois is.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Vastly move UConn fans here, confirming what geographers have long suspected: Connecticut is closer to New York City than Illinois is.
A Husky. Wearing a sweater. On a jacket. On you. You know you want it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
A Husky. Wearing a sweater. On a jacket. On you. You know you want it.
I don’t get it. Didn’t Mark Few remind his team it is November? This is their time!
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I don’t get it. Didn’t Mark Few remind his team it is November? This is their time!
Had a couple of beers. Time to break out the mandolin. The foolproof plan of the home cook.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Had a couple of beers. Time to break out the mandolin. The foolproof plan of the home cook.