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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · Jul 3
Tyler Olander has more national championships than Jim Boeheim.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 19h
START SPREADING THE NEWS
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21h
We are two hours into this game and not through four innings. 2003 baseball is back baby!!!
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 7d
All of the baseball rule changes make sense during the season but they need to scrap them for playoffs. Yankees/Red Sox should be the most stressful 4.5 hours possible. Instead it’s the 5th inning after an hour.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21h
We are a triple away from NoEscalatorstradmus
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21h
Despite how insanely mad I was five minutes ago I think it’s clear to all of us the Yankees are going to win and Judge is going to hit for the cycle
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Joshua Fielding @joshuafielding9.bsky.social · 21h
Joe Davis voice: 30 year old beloved baseball play by play announcer, the team's fans will literally sob when he finally retires

*cuts to Joe Davis* that looks like Andrew Dismukes but slightly older
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21h
Joe Davis is 37 years old and his voice is frankly too old for him. Jarring.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21h
Despite how insanely mad I was five minutes ago I think it’s clear to all of us the Yankees are going to win and Judge is going to hit for the cycle
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 4d
No sport has the ability to make you insanely mad quite like baseball
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 22h
MGS4
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
NFL fans seemed to enjoy that game and I have great news for you: let me tell you about this little thing called “college football”
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
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Peter Berkes @peterberkes.bsky.social · 1d
We cannot let the Jags and Seahawks play each other. This is a national security issue.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
DUUUUUUUVALLLLLLLLL
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
So, what had happened was
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 1d
YESSSSSSS
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 2d
lol
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · Nov 17
Is Bo Nix the greatest quarterback of all time? You can’t prove he won’t be
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Thinking strongly about this
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · Sep 7
Bo Nix is going to be NFL MVP
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
The Denver Broncos won a game that was correctly officiated in all respects
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
That was probably excellent for the mental health of Penn State/Eagles fans
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
This is the greatest football game of all time
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
He also does it to his own team’s fans a lot tho
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
The Denver Broncos are simply the best football team of all time
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
Never mind karma undefeated go Bronco
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 3d
I don’t want to say one call is the worst thing that has ever happened in human history but if one was!
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