Nick Simon
@nicksimon.bsky.social
Free agent I guess. Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian, Mailman
https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/
https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/
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Sports Yappin': Who will be next first-time national champion, part 1
Indiana broke through the glass ceiling with a national championship. What other programs can follow in the Hoosiers' footsteps?
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Decided to tap into the Substack gimmick and just start yappin' about stuff that I find interesting. I figured it's a good way to keep the writing skills sharp and start experimenting with different things.
Anyway, a future congrats to Lubbock and Tempe.
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Anyway, a future congrats to Lubbock and Tempe.
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big news! wrestlemania seven will take place at the los angeles memorial coliseum! it's going to be a big building for them to fill but i'm sure they'll be able to
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
big news! wrestlemania seven will take place at the los angeles memorial coliseum! it's going to be a big building for them to fill but i'm sure they'll be able to
Why, what happened…
BREAKING: Kansas State has parted ways with head coach Jerome Tang, @PeteNakos & @JoeTipton report.
https://www.on3.com/college/kansas-state-wildcats/news/kansas-state-fires-jerome-tang-after-four-seasons/
https://www.on3.com/college/kansas-state-wildcats/news/kansas-state-fires-jerome-tang-after-four-seasons/
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why, what happened…
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CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
Hell of an overtime win at FAU’s glorified high school gym.
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hell of an overtime win at FAU’s glorified high school gym.
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they just wanted to play nebraska at night
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
they just wanted to play nebraska at night
That’s now three Northern California schools sending their kids to play games three time zones away.
Sure, why not.
Sure, why not.
NEWS: The MAC has voted to add Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member, @RossDellenger reports👀
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
That’s now three Northern California schools sending their kids to play games three time zones away.
Sure, why not.
Sure, why not.
That ended up being a fun dunk contest. No all-timers in there, but got some good ones.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
That ended up being a fun dunk contest. No all-timers in there, but got some good ones.
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Giannis, do you want to be traded?
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Giannis, do you want to be traded?
Carter Bryant Dunk 1: 7. Eh, it was alright. Decent warmup.
February 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Carter Bryant Dunk 1: 7. Eh, it was alright. Decent warmup.
What is Voodoo Tatum doing here?
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What is Voodoo Tatum doing here?
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Ten minutes earlier
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ten minutes earlier
Another major sporting event in Inglewood and still no Mack 10 smh
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Another major sporting event in Inglewood and still no Mack 10 smh
Allan Houston looks like he could still come off the bench for like 10 minutes a game. Just spot him up in the corner.
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Allan Houston looks like he could still come off the bench for like 10 minutes a game. Just spot him up in the corner.
Hey, it's Kenan and Kel star Ron Harper!
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Hey, it's Kenan and Kel star Ron Harper!
Alright, we've hit Kevin Hart territory with Druski. We don't need to trot him out for EVERYTHING.
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Alright, we've hit Kevin Hart territory with Druski. We don't need to trot him out for EVERYTHING.
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We stopped putting stupid men in ports potties and launching them with a slingshot. Thats how we ended up here. Theo vonn should be a lackey on the 57th season of jackass
A lot of people don’t know that Theo Von is wearing a pelt on his head from an animal that RFK Jr. killed with his automobile and ate
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We stopped putting stupid men in ports potties and launching them with a slingshot. Thats how we ended up here. Theo vonn should be a lackey on the 57th season of jackass
A pedantic thing that irks me is referring to the NBA All-Star break as the "halfway point". I know why we refer to it as such, but it's not true! Teams have played roughly 65% of their games already!
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A pedantic thing that irks me is referring to the NBA All-Star break as the "halfway point". I know why we refer to it as such, but it's not true! Teams have played roughly 65% of their games already!
Just saw that Jerome Tang rant from last night:
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Just saw that Jerome Tang rant from last night:
They’ve ran out of snake oil…
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
They’ve ran out of snake oil…
At least Alabama head coach Brent Key will have an easy schedule to start.
NEW: College football loses if Alabama cancels its home-and-home (2027-2028) series with Ohio State👎
(via @AriWasserman)
Story: https://www.on3.com/news/blue-bloods-shouldnt-back-out-if-alabama-cancels-ohio-state-series-college-football-loses/
(via @AriWasserman)
Story: https://www.on3.com/news/blue-bloods-shouldnt-back-out-if-alabama-cancels-ohio-state-series-college-football-loses/
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
At least Alabama head coach Brent Key will have an easy schedule to start.
The top three picks of the NBA Draft goes to random playoff teams. There, fixed it. Enough.
February 12, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The top three picks of the NBA Draft goes to random playoff teams. There, fixed it. Enough.
Ban the Jazz from the lottery. We can’t have this man.
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Ban the Jazz from the lottery. We can’t have this man.
Two birds with one stone. AEW finally has a new main event star and all of this will compel them to get the belt off Edgelord McGee. Everybody wins.
Report: Warner Bros. Discovery blocks Brody King from AEW Dynamite following "F*ck ICE" chants
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Report: Warner Bros. Discovery Blocks Brody King From AEW Dynamite Following "F*ck ICE" Chants
Brody King was absent from Wednesday night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and it reportedly wasn't a Tony Khan decision not to have him on the show.
cultaholic.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Two birds with one stone. AEW finally has a new main event star and all of this will compel them to get the belt off Edgelord McGee. Everybody wins.
Commissioner Jay-Z’s friend strikes again.
The Big 12 will play its basketball tournaments on an LED "GlassFloor," the league announced.
Same technology used around the NBA All-Star events a few years ago.
Same technology used around the NBA All-Star events a few years ago.
February 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Commissioner Jay-Z’s friend strikes again.