Nick Simon
@nicksimon.bsky.social
Free agent I guess. Formerly: SB Nation, DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian, Mailman
https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/
https://www.nicholasjsimon.com/
Pinned
Sports Yappin': Who will be next first-time national champion, part 1
Indiana broke through the glass ceiling with a national championship. What other programs can follow in the Hoosiers' footsteps?
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Decided to tap into the Substack gimmick and just start yappin' about stuff that I find interesting. I figured it's a good way to keep the writing skills sharp and start experimenting with different things.
Anyway, a future congrats to Lubbock and Tempe.
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Anyway, a future congrats to Lubbock and Tempe.
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It’s Sting
Mystery Crate Delivered On WWE Raw, 'Do Not Open Until February 28'
Mystery Crate Delivered On WWE Raw - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News
During a backstage segment on WWE Raw, general manager Adam Pearce came across a mystery crate.
www.fightful.com
February 17, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It’s Sting
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Just one more reform bro
ICE killed a teacher in Georgia today when they chose to chase a man who posed no danger and had no criminal history.
Savannah teacher killed in crash by man fleeing from ICE
According to the Chatham County Police Department, Monday morning’s fatal crash was the result of a chase between Immigrations and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and a suspect.
www.wtoc.com
February 17, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Just one more reform bro
Reposted by Nick Simon
He’s right that’s why I’m endorsing Cody Rhodes
Obama: "At some point, you age out. You're not connected directly to the immediate struggles that folks are going through. I'm not making a hard and fast rule here, but I think Democrats do well when we have candidates who are plugged into the moment. To the zeitgeist. To the times."
February 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
He’s right that’s why I’m endorsing Cody Rhodes
To celebrate black history month, I’m building a Time Machine to go back in time and show Thurgood Marshall Lamar Jackson highlights. He’d lose his mind.
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
To celebrate black history month, I’m building a Time Machine to go back in time and show Thurgood Marshall Lamar Jackson highlights. He’d lose his mind.
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big news! wrestlemania seven will take place at the los angeles memorial coliseum! it's going to be a big building for them to fill but i'm sure they'll be able to
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
big news! wrestlemania seven will take place at the los angeles memorial coliseum! it's going to be a big building for them to fill but i'm sure they'll be able to
Why, what happened…
BREAKING: Kansas State has parted ways with head coach Jerome Tang, @PeteNakos & @JoeTipton report.
https://www.on3.com/college/kansas-state-wildcats/news/kansas-state-fires-jerome-tang-after-four-seasons/
https://www.on3.com/college/kansas-state-wildcats/news/kansas-state-fires-jerome-tang-after-four-seasons/
February 16, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Why, what happened…
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CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.
KENNY: [laughing]
ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
Hell of an overtime win at FAU’s glorified high school gym.
February 15, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Hell of an overtime win at FAU’s glorified high school gym.
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they just wanted to play nebraska at night
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 AM
they just wanted to play nebraska at night
That’s now three Northern California schools sending their kids to play games three time zones away.
Sure, why not.
Sure, why not.
NEWS: The MAC has voted to add Sacramento State into the league as a football-only member, @RossDellenger reports👀
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
https://www.on3.com/news/report-mac-votes-sacramento-state-into-leauge-as-football-only-member/
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
That’s now three Northern California schools sending their kids to play games three time zones away.
Sure, why not.
Sure, why not.
That ended up being a fun dunk contest. No all-timers in there, but got some good ones.
February 15, 2026 at 12:47 AM
That ended up being a fun dunk contest. No all-timers in there, but got some good ones.
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Giannis, do you want to be traded?
February 15, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Giannis, do you want to be traded?
Carter Bryant Dunk 1: 7. Eh, it was alright. Decent warmup.
February 15, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Carter Bryant Dunk 1: 7. Eh, it was alright. Decent warmup.
What is Voodoo Tatum doing here?
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
What is Voodoo Tatum doing here?
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Ten minutes earlier
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Ten minutes earlier
Another major sporting event in Inglewood and still no Mack 10 smh
February 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Another major sporting event in Inglewood and still no Mack 10 smh
Allan Houston looks like he could still come off the bench for like 10 minutes a game. Just spot him up in the corner.
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Allan Houston looks like he could still come off the bench for like 10 minutes a game. Just spot him up in the corner.
Hey, it's Kenan and Kel star Ron Harper!
February 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Hey, it's Kenan and Kel star Ron Harper!
Alright, we've hit Kevin Hart territory with Druski. We don't need to trot him out for EVERYTHING.
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Alright, we've hit Kevin Hart territory with Druski. We don't need to trot him out for EVERYTHING.
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We stopped putting stupid men in ports potties and launching them with a slingshot. Thats how we ended up here. Theo vonn should be a lackey on the 57th season of jackass
A lot of people don’t know that Theo Von is wearing a pelt on his head from an animal that RFK Jr. killed with his automobile and ate
February 12, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We stopped putting stupid men in ports potties and launching them with a slingshot. Thats how we ended up here. Theo vonn should be a lackey on the 57th season of jackass
A pedantic thing that irks me is referring to the NBA All-Star break as the "halfway point". I know why we refer to it as such, but it's not true! Teams have played roughly 65% of their games already!
February 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A pedantic thing that irks me is referring to the NBA All-Star break as the "halfway point". I know why we refer to it as such, but it's not true! Teams have played roughly 65% of their games already!
Just saw that Jerome Tang rant from last night:
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Just saw that Jerome Tang rant from last night:
They’ve ran out of snake oil…
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
The 'Moon economy' is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
cnb.cx
February 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
They’ve ran out of snake oil…