Nick Simon
@nicksimon.bsky.social
SB Nation. Formerly: DraftKings Network, Athlon Sports, Times-Georgian
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Every NFC team should have a fucking meat hook offensive line, just road graders, an angry defense, and a total plumber at QB
Every AFC team should be completely made in its QB Id, living and dying on his personality and heroics only to be pistol whipped in the Super Bowl
Every AFC team should be completely made in its QB Id, living and dying on his personality and heroics only to be pistol whipped in the Super Bowl
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Recipes have been restored
NBC’s Sunday Night Football broadcast is powerful because it makes it feel like a Sunday night even though it isn’t. I’m sitting here thinking that tomorrow is Monday.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
NBC’s Sunday Night Football broadcast is powerful because it makes it feel like a Sunday night even though it isn’t. I’m sitting here thinking that tomorrow is Monday.
Folks, I call him Ryan Bronzefield.
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Folks, I call him Ryan Bronzefield.
Pickens is balling out of his mind man. The yinzer delegation has to be TIGHT about this.
November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Pickens is balling out of his mind man. The yinzer delegation has to be TIGHT about this.
"Hey, it's the Detroit guy Eminem. The only rapper to ever come out of Detroit." -The NFL
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Hey, it's the Detroit guy Eminem. The only rapper to ever come out of Detroit." -The NFL
That's a close call. Idk.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That's a close call. Idk.
More like Mark Stew, because that boy got COOKED.
More like Mark Ew. This team STINKS
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
More like Mark Stew, because that boy got COOKED.
Losing/potentially losing to Golesh to Arkansas sucks, but the game is the game.
USF is a drastically different job than when he got here three years ago because they finally have leadership that gives a damn about football success and they’re boat racing almost every other G5 school in NIL.
USF is a drastically different job than when he got here three years ago because they finally have leadership that gives a damn about football success and they’re boat racing almost every other G5 school in NIL.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Losing/potentially losing to Golesh to Arkansas sucks, but the game is the game.
USF is a drastically different job than when he got here three years ago because they finally have leadership that gives a damn about football success and they’re boat racing almost every other G5 school in NIL.
USF is a drastically different job than when he got here three years ago because they finally have leadership that gives a damn about football success and they’re boat racing almost every other G5 school in NIL.
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Hat tip to Hunter Yurachek for running the most professional coaching search possible at Arkansas.
Let Bobby go out there and end his own candidacy to kill the insurgency. Never entertained the Jon Gruden mess. And just went for a young HC who will at minimum score some points and get folks excited
Let Bobby go out there and end his own candidacy to kill the insurgency. Never entertained the Jon Gruden mess. And just went for a young HC who will at minimum score some points and get folks excited
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hat tip to Hunter Yurachek for running the most professional coaching search possible at Arkansas.
Let Bobby go out there and end his own candidacy to kill the insurgency. Never entertained the Jon Gruden mess. And just went for a young HC who will at minimum score some points and get folks excited
Let Bobby go out there and end his own candidacy to kill the insurgency. Never entertained the Jon Gruden mess. And just went for a young HC who will at minimum score some points and get folks excited
Golesh calling the Hogs is going to be hilarious.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Golesh calling the Hogs is going to be hilarious.
“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
“Stu, what are you doing?”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
“Making chocolate pudding.”
“It’s 4 o’clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?”
“Because the Oilers blew a 35-3 lead to Frank Reich.”
Happy “All of your favorite podcasts drop earlier than usual because of Thanksgiving” day to all who celebrate.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Happy “All of your favorite podcasts drop earlier than usual because of Thanksgiving” day to all who celebrate.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Robert Saleh shaved his head bald because of Onyx.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Robert Saleh shaved his head bald because of Onyx.
*Tazz voice*
“Welp…Here Comes The BOZO”
“Welp…Here Comes The BOZO”
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
*Tazz voice*
“Welp…Here Comes The BOZO”
“Welp…Here Comes The BOZO”
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For one moment, all was right with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
For one moment, all was right with the world.
Ole Miss' bluff got called last week. But they should still tell this dude to hit the bricks and jump on the first thing smoking to Baton Rouge the moment the Egg Bowl ends.
Lane Kiffin is asked if his mind has been made up ahead of an announcement: "You can keep going. I'm not going to answer them. That's three of them."
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ole Miss' bluff got called last week. But they should still tell this dude to hit the bricks and jump on the first thing smoking to Baton Rouge the moment the Egg Bowl ends.
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
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Wrote about 6 young NBA players playing like first-time All-Stars to open the season
www.sbnation.com/nba/1091293/...
www.sbnation.com/nba/1091293/...
NBA’s 6 first-time All-Stars based on performance in 2025-26 season
These six young NBA players are playing like first-time All-Stars.
www.sbnation.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Wrote about 6 young NBA players playing like first-time All-Stars to open the season
www.sbnation.com/nba/1091293/...
www.sbnation.com/nba/1091293/...
Zyon McCollum is burnt toast out there man
November 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Zyon McCollum is burnt toast out there man
Jason Licht, draft Kenyon Sadiq challenge. Keep bringing me Oregon/Washington dudes.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Jason Licht, draft Kenyon Sadiq challenge. Keep bringing me Oregon/Washington dudes.
Tez Johnson alert @chrisnovak91.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Tez Johnson alert @chrisnovak91.bsky.social
Putting this team on cooked watch. This is pathetic.
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Putting this team on cooked watch. This is pathetic.