Jake Nazar
@jakenazar.bsky.social
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Alleged teacher and now Blue Sky menace. Never Post.
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jakenazar.bsky.social
that home run was obviously fair, who the hell is this commentator lmao
jakenazar.bsky.social
pretend to seriously discuss the flyers
jakenazar.bsky.social
Jalen Hurts, rest now brother. Jayden Daniels and the Commanders have the watch. And they will see you in Valhalla
sheilkapadia.bsky.social
Through six weeks, the Eagles are -1 in point differential.

They have been out-gained in every single game this season.
jakenazar.bsky.social
His success rate and explosive runs coming into tonight were pretty bad. But he’s a lunatic who will seek out head trauma, truly the perfect fullback.

Like, remember when Le’Ron McClain was the Ravens primary running back averaging 3.9 ypc? That’s what we need to bring back
jakenazar.bsky.social
I think the enlightened take with Skattebo is that he’s probably not a very good 2025 RB but he WOULD be a genuinely insane old school fullback because he has early onset CTE and is insane
jakenazar.bsky.social
Probably gotta go back to one of those slap hitting defense and speed 80s guys
jakenazar.bsky.social
Is Pete Crow-Armstrong the first 6 WAR player to ever bat 7th in the lineup in a postseason game
jakenazar.bsky.social
On the one hand, a guy rooting for his hometown team wasn’t really a big deal

On the other, doing it with that whole affect and no tongue in cheek fun mixed with scherzer and zimmerman going crazy leading the intros and everything just made it VERY weird
salsa-wits.bsky.social
I am sure there are bigger villain moments in DC sports history but I struggle to think of one right now. I continue to wish Bryce Harper a very merry Never Know Success Or Happiness In Your Life
jakenazar.bsky.social
Love the 3D rendering also having Realmuto pointing to first
mikepetriello.bsky.social
At the moment Kerkering picked up the ball:

Kim was 30 feet from home
Pages was 55 feet from 1B
jakenazar.bsky.social
This should be the Nick Bosa Award
andrewemmer.bsky.social
Cam Skattebo really has some of the most troubling (complementary) vibes in the history of football. He should absolutely not be allowed to do anything else with his life other than play this game.
jakenazar.bsky.social
It’s mostly a funny bit because he’s the world’s biggest phony and panderer and has fashioned himself an LLM of what he thinks Philly fans want. and all they care about now is his 3-18 stat line or whatever
jakenazar.bsky.social
The Nats winning a World Series the year right after Harper left and then being the doormat of the league but him still not winning with the Phillies is one of the funnier bits of all time
jakenazar.bsky.social
They've played for the pennant in 7 of the last 10 years. The only team with more in a 10 year stretch was the Braves from 91-99 (8)
jakenazar.bsky.social
The Dodgers will play for the pennant for the 8th time in 13 years
jakenazar.bsky.social
that was one of the best playoff series I can remember. Every game was well pitched, the starters gave their teams a shot in basically every game, went down to the late innings every time, huge momentum swings. Incredible stuff
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rkalland.bsky.social
OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!!!!
cjzero.bsky.social
Absolutely brutal way for the Phillies to lose, Dodgers win the series
jakenazar.bsky.social
Go Birds huh? Go Phils yea? You like pretending you're from the nation's biggest waystation between DC and New York huh? how about you go eat shit asshole
jakenazar.bsky.social
My man coulda been running all night and he wasn't getting to first in time
jakenazar.bsky.social
Pages getting to do the interview is so funny lmao
jakenazar.bsky.social
Holy crap, Kim missed the bag the first time
jakenazar.bsky.social
ORIJUSTCRAPPEDMYPANTS
jakenazar.bsky.social
MORE LIKE KERKSHITTING DOWN HIS PANTS
jakenazar.bsky.social
putting Strahm in feels like a Treinen-esque move. You gotta just ride with Duran at this point
jakenazar.bsky.social
Everybody's cheeks got clenched once the starters left the game. Yes!
jakenazar.bsky.social
This is the way the game is meant to be played