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He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
Heroes come in many forms and this is one of them
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
anyways, Giant Baba will save us
more than any other time in the history of the game because of how things work now, when you don't have any players, you *really* don't have any players
It’s a totally lost season. Maybe the worst ever for the program. Whether they win a few more games or not doesn’t change that. All that matters is he does everything possible to be a whole lot better next season.
February 1, 2026 at 6:30 PM
more than any other time in the history of the game because of how things work now, when you don't have any players, you *really* don't have any players
It’s a totally lost season. Maybe the worst ever for the program. Whether they win a few more games or not doesn’t change that. All that matters is he does everything possible to be a whole lot better next season.
February 1, 2026 at 6:26 PM
the garin bjorklund game
4 pts back of the Islanders and got em in your building on Monday night. That friends is what we call a big 'un
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
brb running through three brick walls
February 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
getting any points out of that is a miracle. guts and heart. love to see it.
February 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM
also impossible to be more owned in one sequence than logan stankoven was there
not only was that goal great, but brind'amour is absolutely going to blow out his diaper about that wilson hit and i can't wait
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
not only was that goal great, but brind'amour is absolutely going to blow out his diaper about that wilson hit and i can't wait
February 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
congrats to garin bjorklund for becoming the greatest no. 68 in Washington Capitals history
January 31, 2026 at 10:18 PM
im now bettmanpilled. never do the Olympics ever again.
Connor McMichael, who did not play late in the Capitals' shootout win in Detroit on Thursday, is listed as being on injured reserve on the NHL media site this morning.

Defenseman Matt Roy (lower body) also is listed on IR. Roy hasn't played since last Saturday in Edmonton.
January 31, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night

ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
god damn this really made me miss Fred Willard too
I'm thinking about the Chinese restaurant scene in Waiting for Guffman where Catherine O'Hara drinks too much. I think it's the best depiction of someone getting drunk and making a low-boil scene ever. The quiet discomfort youtu.be/MsqHBexWD1w?...
January 31, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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footage released of jeffrey epstein's final xbox live message
January 30, 2026 at 11:07 PM
as always, i hope every super bowl i have no rooting interest in (like this one) becomes Super Bowl V
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Not even joking
January 30, 2026 at 9:56 PM
oh god
Marc-Andre Fleury you ARE a Washington Capital
they're also likely to have a battery of clay stevenson/garin bjorklund for the two most important games of the season. maybe try to fix that first
January 30, 2026 at 9:36 PM
why would they reclaim him he sucks
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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The Worm Hole
Colchester, IL
January 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
knoxville having the presence of mind to still honk the air horn while the guy was swinging for the shot to send his way is why he's the great comedic genius of our time
"you lost your club"
@edsbs.bsky.social one of the rare occasions where all that "on this day" shite actually surfaces a winner: i have bursitis
youtu.be/7C1Pr4AU2wc?...
January 30, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I don't like trading for panarin off the jump and i like giving him an extension less than that. wish they could go find a different Playmaker.
• SEA is looking for a scorer and will trade Shane Wright for a scorer so Elliotte could see a match but it may be unlikely.
• WSH will only make a trade with an extension. Some other teams think they have been "aggressively pursuing this."
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 PM
i was never really a Schitt's Creek person, but god damn if Moira's audition for the jazzagals wasn't one of the funniest fucking things ive ever seen www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnRY...
Moira Rose’s Unforgettable Audition To Join The Jazzagals | Schitt’s Creek | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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when i was a child i was lydia but i grew up to be delia. RIP queen www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cuq6...
I will go Insane and Take You With Me
YouTube video by Jesus Barrera
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
where do you even begin with catherine o'hara? what a loss.
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM