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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️ she/her

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WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 7h

But it's only validated for people between 35 and 75 🥴

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Taylor Vincent @tayvincent6.bsky.social · 8h

Kansas City Current forward Kristen Hamilton has posted on instagram "Proud (and a little emotional) to share that I’ll be retiring from professional soccer at the end of the 2025 season."

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obnoxiously pitt ghoul 👻 🎃 👻 @opg.bsky.social · 8h

UNT/USF

a cartoon of a man and a stitch in a kitchen with the words fuckyeahstitch above them

ALT: a cartoon of a man and a stitch in a kitchen with the words fuckyeahstitch above them

media.tenor.com

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Django Wexler @djangowexler.bsky.social · 14h

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 9h

Why is the kerning so unsettling

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h

How is it not Cookout

The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 13h

Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 12h

Happy birthday, also nice pun

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15h

he also said that 80% of antifa's members are landlords and if you lower the cost of housing, you basically starve the network of its financing

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 14h

Literal mickey mouse shit

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 16h

$500 off siding!!! This is meaningful, please ignore that siding will cost an absolute minimum of $10k for a small house and pretty crappy siding

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 19h

Those look like they've got the unclipping straps

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 19h

I got a doordash notification last night letting me know that my Walgreens items were on sale. I refuse to believe that timing wasn't intentional on their part.

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 28d

Hotel is very convenient to my office but over a mile from any non gas station retail, so I just had a box of tampons, a bottle of pain reliever, and two Gatorades brought to me by an angel of a doordasher 🫠

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

They're jealous, because no other team can make this work and they still can't get it banned. Idk, stop letting your qb skip leg day

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

I really want non bralette wireless options and those are damn near impossible to find with fixed straps for some reason

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

I am too big to go braless and have never found a strapless that wasn't either sliding down or so tight it was digging in. I've tried so many kinds. Bras just suck. And are overpriced. And like everything else are more poorly made than they used to be and don't last as long.

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

NOT ALL BRAS NEED MULTIWAY STRAPS

I spend way more time reattaching a strap that accidentally came unclipped than I do rearranging straps on purpose.

erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · Jan 13

i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

Facts don't care about our feelings specifically, their feelings are fact

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

Nobody gets it off other than federal employees I think. Most schools are in session, the stock market is even open.

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 20h

No, but if he didn't pretend to expect it then he couldn't act offended not to win and it's important that he gets to act offended

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 21h

Why is this tracking info/expected delivery date so weird? Oh, because Monday is the dumbest federal holiday. Right.

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👻 YSUBoOooOooOo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 1d

As is always correct and in accordance with all the laws of the internet, I just watched Tom Holland's epic Lip Sync Battle performance, and now I am sharing it with all of you so you can do the same.

Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland

YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 1d

THEY HAD A PEDIATRIC CANCER PATIENT WHO WAS TREATED AT THE UNIVERSITY OF IOWA ANNOUNCE GAMES AT KINNICK STADIUM, THAT'S EMOTIONAL TERRORISM

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 1d

The one fucking time I very much meant "duck" was the time autocorrect finally wanted to let me swear

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 1d

Why is the Oregon Duck at the bananaball city draft 😂

(Don't ask why I'm watching this, I have a toddler boy who we'd very much like to take to a game next year)

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 1d

Why is the Oregon Duck at the bananaball city draft 😂

(Don't ask why I'm watching this, I have a toddler boy who we'd very much like to take to a game next year)

WellActuary @wellactuary.bsky.social · 1d

Why are you EVER driving drunk?? For anyone, but especially anyone with that much money.